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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



This is apparently the only shot we've seen from the cut appearance of John Stewart from ZSJL

https://twitter.com/IshaanSangha/status/1393075160383561736?s=20

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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Vince MechMahon posted:

Starlord
Iron Man, but he's smart enough not to do it in public like Musk
Luke Cage
Iron Fist (only with Cage)
Jessica Jones
Blade (vape ONLY)
Gambit
Rogue
Jubilee
Johnny Storm
Ben Grimm

read any issue of Marauders and tell me that fuckin' boat doesn't have a bomb-rear end blunt rotation going

Krakoa is for all mutants but Krakoan weed is for anyone willing to pay

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



catlord posted:

Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters is a combo high school/university thing, you think they're not gonna smoke up even if their principle is psychic?

Scott thinks he does, but everyone just sells him oregano. Professor X knows but thinks it's funny to show up and have a chat with him right after he "tokes" and watch him quietly panic.

Scott definitely tries to find out who's the weed dealer at the school so he can snitch on them, even though no one's asked him to. (It's Beast, btw.)

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Davros1 posted:

Scott definitely tries to find out who's the weed dealer at the school so he can snitch on them, even though no one's asked him to. (It's Beast, btw.)

I dunno, Beast is a scientist and it seem to me like he'd try to become the next William Leonard Pickard.

Ah, let's be honest, it's both.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
Didnt poison ivy get batman high in that one kevin smith batman comic

Sanschel
Aug 9, 2002

ilikedirt posted:

Didnt poison ivy get batman high in that one kevin smith batman comic

Isn’t that the one where Batman admits he peed himself?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Starlord doesn't do weed, but he does the space equivalent. Whatever discrete, borderline illegal, crushed up space rock passes for weed out there.
If he's Earthbound, he'll make do


Karma Tornado posted:

Bucky smokes but he calls it like "jive" or "havana crabgrass"

"Jazz Cigarette"

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Sanschel posted:

Isn’t that the one where Batman admits he peed himself?

Yeah but it was later retconned to be because he didnt shake after he peed so that makes it okay

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Sanschel posted:

Isn’t that the one where Batman admits he peed himself?

Widening Gyre is also the miniseries where Silver St. Cloud has nicknamed Bruce "DeeDee" which is short for 'Double Digits' because of how many times Silver climaxed their first night together. And she's telling it to Alfred, too, so I'm sure that was a treat for him. (The funniest thing was explaining this to some female friends and showing them the picture of Silver holding up ten fingers and they both went, unprompted, "Only ten?")

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



It's also the series where the Joker offers a guy anal sex for getting him out of prison.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Dawgstar posted:

Widening Gyre is also the miniseries where Silver St. Cloud has nicknamed Bruce "DeeDee" which is short for 'Double Digits' because of how many times Silver climaxed their first night together. And she's telling it to Alfred, too, so I'm sure that was a treat for him. (The funniest thing was explaining this to some female friends and showing them the picture of Silver holding up ten fingers and they both went, unprompted, "Only ten?")
Well, Bruce Wayne can bring a woman to orgasm 10 times, the Batman can manage much more, but he must maintain his secret identity. (:ssh: I know Silver knows he's Batman, shut up)


Also, just to clarify, the pee-pants thing is literally him saying it happened during the "You have eaten well" scene in Year One. Literally one of the most iconic Batman moments ever put to paper, and Kevin Smith thought "Y'know what would make this scene better? Knowing Batman pissed his shorts during this"

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



This reminds me of the comic where a villain almost makes Superman and Big Barda star in a porn film (no I am not joking)

https://www.cbr.com/superman-big-barda-porn-film/

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

FlamingLiberal posted:

This reminds me of the comic where a villain almost makes Superman and Big Barda star in a porn film (no I am not joking)

https://www.cbr.com/superman-big-barda-porn-film/

John Byrne ladies and gentlemen!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Sanschel posted:

Isn’t that the one where Batman admits he peed himself?

Modern DC is going to turn this into a 6 month event where they reveal the truth of who really peed in Batman's pants.

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


FlamingLiberal posted:

This is apparently the only shot we've seen from the cut appearance of John Stewart from ZSJL

https://twitter.com/IshaanSangha/status/1393075160383561736?s=20

A rare Zack Snyder PogChamp.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

FlamingLiberal posted:

This is apparently the only shot we've seen from the cut appearance of John Stewart from ZSJL

https://twitter.com/IshaanSangha/status/1393075160383561736?s=20

#ReleaseTheSnyderCutSnyderCut

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


New Black Widow clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65CzisMJpJ0


---Edit---
Just in! New Loki clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_hzOYHNOaU

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
the loki clip was funny but the bw clip was pretty meh

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Yeah, I agree with BW. I was expecting to see some sweet Taskmaster action.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

Desperado Bones posted:

It seems it's gonna be "free" on D+ after 45 days, no extra fee.

I may have missed something, but as far as I can tell from the part of the investor call I listened to, they didn't confirm anything about what exactly would happen after the 45-day window lapses. Could go to Premier Access initially, not the standard Disney+.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ya know, if Captain Marvel had grabbed the gauntlet and just flow UP REAL FUCKIN FAST Tony Stark would probably still be alive.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Rhyno posted:

Ya know, if Captain Marvel had grabbed the gauntlet and just flow UP REAL FUCKIN FAST Tony Stark would probably still be alive.

And we thank her for not doing so

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Arist posted:

And we thank her for not doing so

Now his daughter will grow up to be a villain in Phase 19


edit: calling it now, Young Avengers gives us Kang and Morgan Stark from the future.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
What if kang is Morgan, she has her father's time travel tech after all

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

site posted:

What if kang is Morgan, she has her father's time travel tech after all

Hmmm, make it Iron Lass?



I love it.

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

[quote="Desperado Bones" post="514774391"]
New Black Widow clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65CzisMJpJ0

Two Russians speaking English to each other in private, very 'Allo 'Allo.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



JoylessJester posted:

[quote="Desperado Bones" post="514774391"]
New Black Widow clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65CzisMJpJ0

Two Russians speaking English to each other in private, very 'Allo 'Allo.

Whenever this happens in a movie they're actually speaking their language but the film makers have translated it for your benefit.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Vince MechMahon posted:

Whenever this happens in a movie they're actually speaking their language but the film makers have translated it for your benefit.

This has only worked in The 13th Warrior and Valkyrie

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This has only worked in The 13th Warrior and Valkyrie

Do you think the characters in Star Wars are speaking English to one another?

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This has only worked in The 13th Warrior and Valkyrie

The Hunt for Red October did it best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvwbxcRaCQ

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Gorilla Final Wars.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
Weekly reminder that you all should check out Warrior on HBO Max.

...Although the way The 13th Warrior did it was perfect.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Babelfish are in every camera.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This has only worked in The 13th Warrior and Valkyrie

And Metal Gear Solid 3

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Vince MechMahon posted:

Do you think the characters in Star Wars are speaking English to one another?

Bad example, Galactic Basic canonically is identical to English.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


reignonyourparade posted:

Bad example, Galactic Basic canonically is identical to English.

If I remember well there has been a few instances (can't remember if in movies or the shows, but i do recall it has happened) where a character can't understand what the other is saying and have to bring in a translator.

The one that does puzzles me is how they can understand what an astromech is saying. :psyduck:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



reignonyourparade posted:

Bad example, Galactic Basic canonically is identical to English.

English came from our Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I refuse to believe the sinner space satanists with their devil magic know it, thank you very much.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Vince MechMahon posted:

English came from our Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I refuse to believe the sinner space satanists with their devil magic know it, thank you very much.

If English was good enough for God to write the bible with it, it's good enough for you lot

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Desperado Bones posted:


The one that does puzzles me is how they can understand what an astromech is saying. :psyduck:

That's the joke

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

reignonyourparade posted:

Bad example, Galactic Basic canonically is identical to English.

Shame how many people forget the very beginning of the first movie. "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but with circa 21st century English..."

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