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Jim pwns Dwight and then calls him a n00b in his favourite video game.
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Dwight finally earns a shot at the WWF Intercontinental Title but Jim interferes, striking Dwight in the head with a steel folding chair when the referee's back is turned which allows Chris Jericho to pin him
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May 15, 2021 10:47
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Michael's going-away party is bittersweet because everyone will miss him, despite being annoyed by his antics, yet wishing him well and hoping Michael will make a nice life for himself in Colorado with Holly. However, shortly after it ends and Michael leaves, Jim bursts through the doors into the office. Dwight chides him, "Jim, put a drat mask on!" But a visibly shaken Jim just shakily says, "I have a message. Michael's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."
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May 15, 2021 11:56
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pulled underwater by a large fish, dwight finds a glimmering ring half-buried in a riverbed. jim insists that dwight hands the ring over for his birthday, but he refuses. jim strangles dwight to death and hides the corpse, mugging the camera
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May 15, 2021 12:27
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Jim announces that there’s free Sunny D in the break room fridge, but Dwight finds only cola and purple stuff.
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May 15, 2021 13:09
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Dwight is caught in quicksand but don't worry because Jim is offering to help he's throwing him a vine oh no it's a snake not a vine that rascal.
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May 15, 2021 14:00
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Jim shakes up all the soda in the break room fridge, as well as all the sodas in the vending machine. He also painstakingly carbonates every other sealed container in the office, going to elaborate lengths to disguise the evidence of his tampering. A week later Dwight eventually gets sprayed comically in the face by a yogurt cup. Jim mugs the camera. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital when a can of baked beans explodes in her face like an anti personnel mine.
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May 15, 2021 15:08
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Jim removes the Shem from Dwight's forehead, returning him to inanimate clay
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May 15, 2021 15:17
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Jim puts a piece of his work up for auction, and it sells for more than anyone expected. But as soon as the gavel bangs and Dwight becomes the proud new owner, a shredder hidden in the picture frame activates, destroying the picture. Jim vandalizes the camera.
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May 15, 2021 15:57
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Jim eats Dwight's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. Dwight is nonplussed.
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May 15, 2021 16:05
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dwight runs for prime minister on a progressive leftist platform, garnering unprecedented support among the young and unengaged segments of the voting population. jim uses his connections in the media, as well as capitalising on factional strife within the labour party and dwight's own inexpert efforts to reframe the conversation, to paint dwight as antisemitic. dwight is defeated in a landslide. oh, jim mugs the cam-era.
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May 15, 2021 16:09
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Jim hosts a party during a covid lockdown and plays the music too loud well into the small hours of the morning. Dwight, his neighbor, vacillates back and forth between doing nothing or going over to say something.
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May 15, 2021 16:14
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:dwight runs for prime minister on a progressive leftist platform, garnering unprecedented support among the young and unengaged segments of the voting population. jim uses his connections in the media, as well as capitalising on factional strife within the labour party and dwight's own inexpert efforts to reframe the conversation, to paint dwight as antisemitic. Same except Dwight is Bernie in this one and Jim is Hillary
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May 15, 2021 16:15
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Jim and Dwight gently caress
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May 15, 2021 16:18
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poisonpill posted:Same except Dwight is Bernie in this one and Jim is Hillary
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May 15, 2021 16:53
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in the middle of a meeting about new developments in the paper industry, jim suddenly stands up and tackles dwight to the floor and begins viciously beating him. ignoring the screams of his horrified coworkers, jim slams dwights head into the floor over and the over, until a sobbing michael and stanley drag him off dwight's unconscious, battered body. dwight is rushed to the hospital and despite jim mugging at the camera repeatedly and saying 'it's just a prank' he is arrested and charged with assault. over the next six months as dwight slowly recovers rom multiple surgeries to rebuild his shattered face jim is tried and then convicted of assault and attempted murder and sentenced to twenty years in jail. meredith has to go to the hospital.
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May 15, 2021 19:27
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jim convinces dwight that they live in a simulation and that by perfectly executing a series of elaborately choreographed modern dance movements with while making whooshing sounds he can transport his consciousness to a different plane of reality. at first skeptical of jim's claims, dwight becomes increasingly convinced as he begins to learn the intricate movements and understands how they control the world around him. one night after walking mose and locking up his farmhouse, dwight completes the entire sequence, falling into unconsciousness as he completes the final movement. he awakens on what looks like a tv set, surrounded by the concerned faces of his dunder mifflin coworkers, as an EMT shines a flashlight into his eyes, calling him "Rainn" over and over. as dwight slowly becomes more aware of his surroundings he notices jim standing in the back, grinning.
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May 15, 2021 19:34
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jim invites all of his coworkers except dwight to a google chat.
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May 15, 2021 19:38
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Jim tells Dwight that for this mission, all he has to do is “follow the drat train!”
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May 15, 2021 19:40
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poisonpill posted:Jim tells Dwight that for this mission, all he has to do is “follow the drat train!” jim releases a new endgame raid to dwight's favorite MMO but doesn't itemize the bosses loot tables
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May 15, 2021 19:42
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Jim spots Dwight cooking something up in the breakroom and asks to see what it is. Upon spotting the familiar packaging, Jim prepares to shout it to the world in his excitement! Dwight, however, pleads with him not to. Jim does it anyway. The entire office staff rushing in to steal Dwight's lunch, much to his consternation.
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May 15, 2021 19:45
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jim reports dwight to dunder mifflin hr after dwight shows phyllis a picture of his own penis to help identify the man who flashed her in the parking lot and dwight is fired for sexual harassment
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May 15, 2021 19:49
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Jim convinces Dwight to be more “alpha”, and to adopt something called the “gorilla mindset.” Dwight begins lifting, training in MMA, and taking care to get adequate protein in his diet. These changes soon prove beneficial, and Dwight gains confidence in himself as his body and mind transform into peak versions, reaching full potential. Dwight characteristically begins to take it overboard and starts to become dismissive of weak men, and to treat women with contempt. One day in the parking lot after work, Jim shoots Dwight in the back, causing him to die a slow and agonizing death. Jim’s plan was to say that Dwight had some kind of roid-rage attack and that Jim had just been acting in self defense, but he quickly finds out that the police and even his coworkers don’t care whatsoever about Dwight’s death and the ruse had been a waste of time.
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May 15, 2021 19:55
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Ryan and Andy make tender, yet passionate, love to Stanley (who is wearing a schoolgirl uniform)
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May 15, 2021 20:03
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At Dwight's grandmother's funeral, Jim somehow gets himself asked to make one of the speeches. After some brief but seemingly genuine condolences to the family, Jim segues more and more into stories of his own life and personal, minor frustrations. Growing ever more frustrated by his selfishness and contempt for his family, Dwight finally snaps and stands, shouting "drat IT JIM, this isn't ABOUT YOU!" Nearer the front of the service, Dwight's own mother turns and sternly rebukes him, loudly saying "Isn't it, Dwight?! SHUT UP. Sit DOWN." Which Dwight does, as the rest of the family stares at him in contempt. Jim mugs at the casket.
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May 15, 2021 20:17
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Jim repeatedly and intentionally refers to beets as turnips.
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May 15, 2021 20:25
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Dwight pulls up in his brand new Tesla. "How do you like the Tesla Jim, it goes 0-60 in 2.1 seconds. Normally I would say you should switch to electric but your piece of crap dodge neon gets above average gas mileage." Jim tosses the bag of sugar into the bushes, pulls out a knife, and slashes Dwight's tires.
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May 15, 2021 20:27
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Dwight pulls up in his brand new Tesla. "How do you like the Tesla Jim, it goes 0-60 in 2.1 seconds. Normally I would say you should switch to electric but your piece of crap dodge neon gets above average gas mileage." Jim does nothing, and Dwight's autopilot feature steers him into a head-on collision with a mac truck on the commute home
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May 15, 2021 20:38
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Jim forges documentation in order to get Dwight's American citizenship revoked, and then calls ICE to let them know an undocumented worker is working out of Dunder-Mifflin.
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May 15, 2021 20:46
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Deki posted:Jim forges documentation in order to get Dwight's American citizenship revoked, and then calls ICE to let them know an undocumented worker is working out of Dunder-Mifflin. Dwight is arrested and put in a cell with all of the undocumented workers that he snitched on.
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May 15, 2021 20:52
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The Scranton branch volunteers to make an employee training video for the company. When asked by Michael to make a short scene about time theft, Jim recruits Dwight. Jim directs Dwight to walk out of the break room and act like he’s just eaten the most delicious meal of beets in his life. Eager to impress Michael, Dwight agrees and acts it out perfectly. His rubs his stomach, smacks his lips, and generally pulls off the look of a man who has eaten something delicious. The finished film is shown in the conference room. Dwight’s big break room scene comes on. It is followed by a scene of Jim walking out of the same break room, dramatically zipping up his pants and mugging.
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May 15, 2021 20:58
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Jim puts opium in Dwight's coffee and Dwight awakens aboard an 18th century merchant vessel bound for Shanghai. He is told he is the cabin boy and thus has to service the other sailors sexually. Jim may or may not smirk at this.
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May 15, 2021 21:13
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Dwight opens the luridly-wrapped package on his desk with some trepidation. Jim mugs the camera. Dwight opens the box. A pair of high-tech fashion workout clothes, a car kit, a laptop, headphones. He immediately flashes back to when he had given his old clothes to Donna. "Sooooo, what's up, Dwight?" It's Jim. The big L. And more. It's a sign of how much Jim has come to mean to Dwight: Jim being in his box makes Dwight very happy, even though he is seeing Jim naked in the package. The camera pans to a stupor-broken Nellie in the living room. Dwight looks up. "Well, hello."
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May 15, 2021 21:21
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jim invites the entire branch except dwight to his and pam's destination wedding in hawaii. michael threatens to fire any employee who was invited and does not attend. although he acts hurt in public, dwight is secretly pleased he does not need to spend several thousand dollars indulging his inconsiderate co-worker's wedding demands.
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May 15, 2021 21:29
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Owlspiracy posted:jim invites the entire branch except dwight to his and pam's destination wedding in hawaii. michael threatens to fire any employee who was invited and does not attend. although he acts hurt in public, dwight is secretly pleased he does not need to spend several thousand dollars indulging his inconsiderate co-worker's wedding demands. It turns out that the Hawaiian vacation was the most fun everyone attending ever had. Every time a coworker talks about how much fun they had, Jim mugs Dwight
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May 15, 2021 21:36
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after a number of seven figure sexual harassment settlements with former employees, dunder mifflin hires an a law firm to conduct an audit of their HR practices. during this audit the firm finds that thousands of reports filed against an employee named "jim" from one of his cowrkers, "dwight", that were badly mishandled by an incompetent HR professional "toby". when made aware of the scope and seriousness of the problem, dunder mifflin chooses to instead close the scranton office and lay off all the employees under a nebulous corporate "restructuring" plan to avoid the potential for future litigation and a significant settlement.
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May 15, 2021 21:56
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Gatto Grigio posted:The Scranton branch volunteers to make an employee training video for the company. God drat.
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May 15, 2021 22:26
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Jim rubs poison ivy on Dwight's phone speaker and Dwight breaks out in a rash. After work Jim gives Dwight a charcoal mask that he says will help with the rash and to wear it for 8 hours a day. The next morning Dwight comes in wearing blackface and is immediately fired
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May 15, 2021 23:06
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“LUUUUUUU-SEEEEEE IM HOOOO-OOOOME” Jim sings, walking into a black and white 1950’s tv set to Dwight in a floral print dress the rest of the joke writes itself as I make references to two well known well loved tv shows from different eras mashed up, showing that Dwight is somewhat self aware and confused by the incongruities, followed by an unexpected reference to a sexual act between two characters that normally would not be engage in that activity Meredith is take to the hospital
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Jim starts a microsoft teams video chat with Toby, adds Dwight to the chat, then leaves the chat.
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