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Porfiriato posted:Wait, Miracle Whip used to be a sickly margarine yellow??? My school district in high school used to have off-brand miracle whip labelled "salad dressing" as the one dressing option for the sad iceberg lettuce salads that counted as our vegetable. It tasted almost the same but was the yellow colour.
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at the implication that it takes 20 of the "spiciest spices" to make the ultimate white-bread condiment
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luv to take a big bite of lettuce and dirt
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I had to look up halloumi, and it seems it's pretty similar to paneer, which I like, but I'm not so sure about having it with an English breakfast. It is not. Paneer is made of pressed milk curds, made of milk split by acid (similar to ricotta, but pressed longer). If you bite into it, it breaks. Halloumi is made of aged, brined pressed milk curds, made with rennet. If you bite into it, it tears (and it has a distinct sound). Neither of them I've ever seen in an English breakfast (not even in a hyphenated cuisine).
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Agricola Frigidus posted:Neither of them I've ever seen in an English breakfast (not even in a hyphenated cuisine). That looks like tofu to me though (zoomed in, anyway, I also thought it was toast at first)
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May 17, 2021 12:10
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Halloumi? Hallu YOU, buddy!
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May 17, 2021 12:15
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It's a goddamn piece of toast!
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Paladinus posted:It's a goddamn piece of toast! for comparison, here is a god blessed piece of toast 
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May 17, 2021 12:40
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baw posted:for comparison, here is a god blessed piece of toast Now that's actually cheese (on toast).
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May 17, 2021 12:50
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Cheesus
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May 17, 2021 13:06
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baw posted:for comparison, here is a god blessed piece of toast 
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May 17, 2021 13:09
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I propose a derail for today discussing what constitutes a cheese
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May 17, 2021 13:16
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I propose a derail for today discussing what constitutes a cheese Milk, mostly.
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Aardvark! posted:it's definitely the veggie breakfast. the lady uploaded 3 photos of it labeled "veggie brekky" I'm not willing to let this go yet, how the gently caress have half of you read this menu and then decided that it somehow confirms that the miscellaneous thing (that is toast) is halloumi or tofu when neither of those items appears on the menu in a form that could even slightly resemble toast?
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May 17, 2021 14:44
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Stop trying to make another small pastries happen
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May 17, 2021 14:48
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That looks like grilled halloumi, hth
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May 17, 2021 14:49
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Kenshiro: "You're already bread"
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May 17, 2021 14:50
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Halloumi toast doesn't roll off the tongue like small pastry, I think we're going to need to workshop this a bit more. Good news though, told my wife we need to fry some halloumi soon.
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May 17, 2021 14:54
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Johnny Truant posted:That looks like grilled halloumi, hth No it doesn't. It looks pale and wet from smears of butter on it and is porous, like toasted bread.
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Butterfly Valley posted:No it doesn't. It looks pale and wet from smears of butter on it and is porous, like toasted bread. Nah
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May 17, 2021 17:28
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Porous? That poo poo's as smooth as a shark
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May 17, 2021 17:43
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I have actually come around to the "ordered one extra slice of toast" point of view just because of the texture of the right side of the toast in this photo
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Aardvark! posted:I have actually come around to the "ordered one extra slice of toast" point of view just because of the texture of the right side of the toast in this photo I think that photo also has three toast triangles. Try to extrapolate what is happening with the corner poking out on the left of the egg
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May 17, 2021 17:55
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Long toast
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May 17, 2021 18:01
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The menu for that place doesn't have grilled halloumi as an option. Did the person bring their own slab of weird looking halloumi to add to their breakfast?
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May 17, 2021 18:14
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Did they ask the chef to go apeship on the toast until it's hosed up beyond all recognition?
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May 17, 2021 18:23
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Butterfly Valley posted:The menu for that place doesn't have grilled halloumi as an option. Did the person bring their own slab of weird looking halloumi to add to their breakfast? You got nah'd, man. It's definitely undercooked white toast with unmelted patches of butter, but you are about to set yourself up for a smooth shark situation.
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May 17, 2021 18:23
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smooth shark is a good name for this tiny pastry situation
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May 17, 2021 18:44
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Butterfly Valley posted:The menu for that place doesn't have grilled halloumi as an option. Did the person bring their own slab of weird looking halloumi to add to their breakfast? Homie am I really the person that's gotta introduce you to secret menu options
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May 17, 2021 18:49
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Occam's razor on a british breakfast containing halloumi or bad toast seems really obvious.
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May 17, 2021 19:32
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  From an English themed restaurant in South Korea
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I am really trying to decide if that is mashed potato and gravy with the prawns lodged in like fossils, or whether it is ice cream and toffee sauce. And I don't know which I object to more. At least the froot loops would presumably be compatible with the dessert?
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May 17, 2021 19:54
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OwlFancier posted:I am really trying to decide if that is mashed potato and gravy with the prawns lodged in like fossils, or whether it is ice cream and toffee sauce. 
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May 17, 2021 20:03
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Is that cheese curds at the bottom?
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May 17, 2021 20:05
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Is that cheese curds at the bottom? I think that's more like a morass of sadness with a sprinkling of marshmallows
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May 17, 2021 20:20
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It looks like it was birthed out of some creature's orifice.
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May 17, 2021 20:32
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Aardvark! posted:I have actually come around to the "ordered one extra slice of toast" point of view just because of the texture of the right side of the toast in this photo Don't leave your hat on the table while you eat, were you raised in a barn? 
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steinrokkan posted:It looks like it was birthed out of some creature's orifice. Turn on your monitor 
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Elviscat posted:Don't leave your hat on the table while you eat, were you raised in a barn? no, but I've been reared in a barn
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