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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Icon Of Sin posted:

I was wondering wtf NH had been doing up there. Didn’t think anyone in the US had that good of a hold on this drat virus :smith:

It's got the best of all worlds! It's a D+8 state, with a high-approval Republican governor, and a small population. But not *that* great :v:

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

"Back the Pseudo Military Occupation so that we don't have an actual Military Occupation."

Riiiiiigggghhhhht. The most unflinchingly unanalyzed take he could've made.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

boop the snoot posted:

“We need to give cops support and supply them with military gear to keep us from a military occupation” is quite the take.

One easy trick to accepting an occupying military is to have them on city payrolls instead of federal.

Who knew?

The cops exist to keep certain people in line. The Feds have the habit of now and then enforcing civil rights laws and are under control of that fake president Biden (who is really a puppet of Kamala Obama).

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

RFC2324 posted:

I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been

Yeah, white people were extremely terrified of blacks. Nowadays they are just terrified.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1394260581201371146?s=20

IDF came out prior to this and said that they HAD shown them the "smoking gun" so this is actually a pretty big retort even given the Biden admins complicity with the Israeli Government.

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1394260581201371146?s=20

IDF came out prior to this and said that they HAD shown them the "smoking gun" so this is actually a pretty big retort even given the Biden admins complicity with the Israeli Government.

Let's see Israel wiggle out of this one!

Oh well. nevertheless.

(not an attack on you commieGIR)

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nuclear War posted:

Let's see Israel wiggle out of this one!

Oh well. nevertheless.

(not an attack on you commieGIR)

https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/1394238721319477248?s=19

https://twitter.com/ossoff/status/1394077192200630274?s=19

Feels like we're at the phase where Israel gets its last few war crimes airstrikes in.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


Is it really "selling" weapons when you're giving someone the money to buy the weapons in the first place?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Is it really "selling" weapons when you're giving someone the money to buy the weapons in the first place?

Its like giving them a Coupon for them to redeem.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Bomb two media outlets, get 50% off your next purchase.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Is it really "selling" weapons when you're giving someone the money to buy the weapons in the first place?

If the government just gave money to Raytheon employeesexecutives directly it might look like a socialism.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1394288577912127488

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1394347448714383371?s=19

Gotta be a weirdo version of a Terminal Lance comic here.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1394347448714383371?s=19

Gotta be a weirdo version of a Terminal Lance comic here.

Why are there a bunch of enlisted at the white house in dress uniform? Are they runners or something? some sort of ceremonial guard?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Defenestrategy posted:

some sort of ceremonial guard

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Defenestrategy posted:

Why are there a bunch of enlisted at the white house in dress uniform? Are they runners or something? some sort of ceremonial guard?

Sorry, thought it was common knowledge. If the President is in the Oval Office, there's generally an enlisted marine sentry outside the office (though they claim that's not an ironclad rule):

https://www.axios.com/missing-marine-white-house-west-wing-8acbe2c9-1dbe-40b5-8594-11651e1aa075.html

https://www.wearethemighty.com/military-life/tips-for-white-house-guard/

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I’ve heard many times that there are two navy Nuke electrician billets in the White House for general electrical gopher work that they’re perfect for. Still sounds like a rumor though

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Standing extremely still all day around people you have to constantly salute sounds like the worst job in the military imo

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Best Friends posted:

Standing extremely still all day around people you have to constantly salute sounds like the worst job in the military imo

To my dumb combat arms brain it sounds like the most kush lower enlisted gig I can imagine.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
How much did you enjoy uniform maintenance and D&C?

Because that got a raving "meh" out of me and I'd be bored to death.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

M_Gargantua posted:

I’ve heard many times that there are two navy Nuke electrician billets in the White House for general electrical gopher work that they’re perfect for. Still sounds like a rumor though

Are you trying to imply the presence of a nuclear reactor at the White House?

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
And all the sudden this forum gets all sorts of hits from foreign IPs again.

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome

Kesper North posted:

Are you trying to imply the presence of a nuclear reactor at the White House?

What do you think powers the president’s mech suit?

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Arcella posted:

What do you think powers the president’s mech suit?

It's obviously clean coal.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Arcella posted:

What do you think powers the president’s mech suit?

The heart of an orphaned child that was placed at a DeVos adoption agency?

Also, behold: an entirely believable rear end in a top hat, who shot a loving beautiful mountain lion when he wasn't supposed to possess weapons because he committed treason, like an rear end in a top hat.

https://news.yahoo.com/alleged-capitol-rioter-banned-guns-162910336.html

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Kesper North posted:

The heart of an orphaned child that was placed at a DeVos adoption agency?

Also, behold: an entirely believable rear end in a top hat, who shot a loving beautiful mountain lion when he wasn't supposed to possess weapons because he committed treason, like an rear end in a top hat.

https://news.yahoo.com/alleged-capitol-rioter-banned-guns-162910336.html

His loving dogs killed the Cougar. loving monster, we should let him out the wild with nothing and hunt him with dogs.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

CommieGIR posted:

His loving dogs killed the Cougar. loving monster, we should let him out the wild with nothing and hunt him with dogs.

That was a bobcat! He's a serial cat killer! He used a .357 Magnum on the cougar.

quote:

This is not the first time Montgomery is accused of violating local laws while on pre-trial release. Earlier this year, he admitted to the parks officer that he and his dogs followed a bobcat for approximately 11 miles before his dogs killed the bobcat, which violates local hunting rules.

Arcella posted:

What do you think powers the president’s mech suit?

On this note I'm skeptical of the "nuke at the White House" claims because of refueling logistics. But I know this is where someone will say "That's what the tunnels are for"...

Kesper North fucked around with this message at 20:34 on May 17, 2021

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
“Nukes” are the pejorative term for the enlisted depression corps that run all the reactors and support equipment. Because of the skill set they often get shore duty in odd billets where you need a reliable gopher.

I spent 80% of my time fixing things like the laundry dryer and galley stove and a cumulative total of 0% fixing the reactor. Tech training is just generally useful.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Kesper North posted:

The heart of an orphaned child that was placed at a DeVos adoption agency?

Also, behold: an entirely believable rear end in a top hat, who shot a loving beautiful mountain lion when he wasn't supposed to possess weapons because he committed treason, like an rear end in a top hat.

https://news.yahoo.com/alleged-capitol-rioter-banned-guns-162910336.html

Even better, he wasn't allowed to own guns because of an even OLDER felony- 3 accounts of burglary from 20+ years ago. He tried to claim an exemption for hunting and fishing, but wasn't able to produce evidence. Dude's an all-around poo poo head and exists in his own world.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors (elections) is majority republican. They've had enough of the fraudit and don't really give a poo poo if Donnie's going to lie up a storm. This letter rules.

https://twitter.com/srl/status/1394397269064142851?s=19

https://twitter.com/Garrett_Archer/status/1394390280560812033?s=19

The Cyber Ninjas are bad at computers.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors (elections) is majority republican. They've had enough of the fraudit and don't really give a poo poo if Donnie's going to lie up a storm. This letter rules.

https://twitter.com/srl/status/1394397269064142851?s=19

https://twitter.com/Garrett_Archer/status/1394390280560812033?s=19

The Cyber Ninjas are bad at computers.

quote:

Finally, we express our united view that your “audit”, no matter what your intentions were in the beginning, has become a spectacle that is harming all of us. Our state has become a laughingstock. Worse, this “audit” is encouraging our citizens to distrust elections, which weakens our democratic republic.

Your “auditors” began the “audit” unaware that using blue pens on ballots could harm them, and apparently would have distributed blue pens to those conducting the recount of ballots had a reporter not informed them. It has gone downhill from there. Your “audit,” which you once said was intended to increase voters’ confidence in our electoral process, has devolved into a circus.

You are using purple lights and spinning tables. You are hunting for bamboo. These are not things that serious auditors of elections do.
You are photographing ballots contrary to the laws that the Senate helped enact, and you are sending those images to unidentified places and people. You have repeatedly lost control of your twitter account, which has tweeted things that appear to be the rantings of a petulant child—not the serious statements of a serious audit.

None of this is inspiring confidence. None of this will cause our citizens to trust elections. In fact, it is having the opposite result. You certainly must recognize that things are not going well at the Coliseum. You also must know that the County’s election was free and fair, and that our Elections Department did an outstanding job conducting it.

Unfortunately, this has become a partisan issue, and it should not be one. It is time to make a choice to defend the Constitution and the Republic. As County elected officials, we come from different political parties, but we stand united together to defend the Constitution and the Republic in our opposition to the Big Lie. We ask everyone to join us in standing for the truth. The November 3, 2020 general election was free and fair and conducted by the Elections Department with integrity and honor.

Regardless of your intentions when you decided to subpoena our equipment and ballots, this cannot really be what you envisioned. You, Senate President Fann, are the only one with the power to immediately end it. We implore you to recognize the obvious truth: your “auditors” are in way over their heads. They do not have the experience necessary to conduct an audit of an election. They do not know the laws, nor the procedures, nor the best practices. It is inevitable that they will arrive at questionable conclusions.

It is time to end this. For the good of the Senate, for the good of the Country

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

M_Gargantua posted:

“Nukes” are the pejorative term for the enlisted depression corps that run all the reactors and support equipment. Because of the skill set they often get shore duty in odd billets where you need a reliable gopher.

I spent 80% of my time fixing things like the laundry dryer and galley stove and a cumulative total of 0% fixing the reactor. Tech training is just generally useful.

Look at this clown who never replaced all the lights in the RC!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Immanentized posted:

Even better, he wasn't allowed to own guns because of an even OLDER felony- 3 accounts of burglary from 20+ years ago. He tried to claim an exemption for hunting and fishing, but wasn't able to produce evidence. Dude's an all-around poo poo head and exists in his own world.

yeah they really buried the lede there

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
Is there any good place/thread to read about the ongoing circus that is the Arizona fraudit? It sounds incredible.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Meanwhile, in a stark reminder that this loving thing is still waiting for its chance to get in, Taiwan:

quote:

In 2020, the island state of 24 million people was producing extraordinary numbers: fewer than 1,000 cases, about 90% of them detected in recent arrivals, zero infection leaks from quarantine, a death toll of 12, and 253 days without a single local case.

On Friday, the numbers turned when health authorities reported 29 local cases, followed by 180 on Saturday, 206 on Sunday, and 333 on Monday. Most are in the north, with large clusters in Taipei city and New Taipei city, where testing stations have reported 10% positivity rates. About 91% of Taiwan’s total local caseload has come in the past four days.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/17/how-did-covid-slip-through-taiwans-gold-standard-defences

Emphasis mine.

While I'm not a virologist, it sounds to me like you've had multiple spreaders going on their merry way undetected for some time now. The article talks about April, so that's probably 3 full infection cycles if not longer now.

Christ.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Zamujasa posted:

Is there any good place/thread to read about the ongoing circus that is the Arizona fraudit? It sounds incredible.

Is it just me being a contrarian or have people gotten worse at making snappy names to slam people and events with.

Drumpf, Fraudit, The Big Lie.. all sound like something you'd hear an obnoxious five year old say.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Defenestrategy posted:

Is it just me being a contrarian or have people gotten worse at making snappy names to slam people and events with.

Drumpf, Fraudit, The Big Lie.. all sound like something you'd hear an obnoxious five year old say.

We peaked at Cheeto Benito.

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Defenestrategy posted:

Is it just me being a contrarian or have people gotten worse at making snappy names to slam people and events with.

Drumpf, Fraudit, The Big Lie.. all sound like something you'd hear an obnoxious five year old say.

Are you feeling a little Grumpy Trumpy after you got your Fauci Ouchie or something?

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