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thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth

Lol/10

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Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte
https://twitter.com/alviinfo2/status/1394482914516213761?s=20

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

i say swears online posted:

less, the iranian monarchist diaspora has been pretty anemic for decades. i love how recent the hindutva stuff is

oh lmao these fucksa re the iranian monarchists that were chased out of iran? gently caress em loving cia cucks

calling them high profile iranians is also lol

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/Dun___Dun/status/1394484639109156865?s=20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRU5aohvBjs

Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte
https://twitter.com/AmalAmmar1999/status/1394477376067809280?s=20

https://twitter.com/shahjani_/status/1394485731251212288?s=20

incidently don't look at #gaza right now unless you want to see mangled and charred corpses of children. jesus christ gently caress israel

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Once in a while I remember this.
https://youtu.be/t8BwqzzqcDs

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
What's the most radicalized charity I can donate to that isn't banned in US or Europe? This is Iraq war levels of stunning

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/DCIPalestine/status/1394376093084356615?s=20

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



https://twitter.com/MaherZain/status/1394485333111328768

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1394430038884368385?s=20

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

a “radicalized” charity would be a crime to donate to in the US.

if you want to help Doctors Without Borders or probably would do the best good, Israel just pulled an Obama on them. directly donating to the ICRC maybe? pretty sure Israel also bombed a red crescent clinic of some sort

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1393784056505057282

I wonder what it’s like to live under white phosphorus Brigitte?

Oh wait, you don’t.

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

hobbesmaster posted:

a “radicalized” charity would be a crime to donate to in the US.

if you want to help Doctors Without Borders or probably would do the best good, Israel just pulled an Obama on them. directly donating to the ICRC maybe? pretty sure Israel also bombed a red crescent clinic of some sort

Yeah. More a question of what charity is Israel bombing the most. Might be MSF

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset




Ishallol.

Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte

hobbesmaster posted:

pretty sure Israel also bombed a red crescent clinic of some sort

incidently, don't go looking for deets on that unless you want to be incredibly upset.

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://www.dailysabah.com/politics/diplomacy/erdogan-proposes-new-administration-for-jerusalem

quote:


President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan proposed late Monday establishing a new administration for Jerusalem.

Speaking at a press conference at the Presidential Complex in Ankara, Erdoğan proposed the idea that "Turkey will support both politically and militarily each step of the way."

"Israel is a terror state which tries to legitimize its actions by mentioning Palestinians' resistance," he said, condemning Israel's attacks against the Al-Aqsa Mosque and its indiscriminate bombardment of the region.

"They don't have warplanes, you have countless. Who are you trying to fool?" he asked.

"Those who are not terrified by the killing of Palestinian children by Israel are terrified by the fact that Israeli children are scared too," Erdoğan added.

"I condemn Austria for hanging the Israeli terror state's flag. I guess Austria is trying to make Muslims pay for the Jews they subjected to genocide back in the day."

The president also revealed a conversation he had with a former Israeli prime minister whose identity he did not disclose.

"A former Israeli prime minister, I am not going to give his name, told me years ago that he had the 'biggest pleasure' when he killed Palestinians during his military service as a general," he said.

Erdoğan also blasted U.S. President Joe Biden's approval of arms sales to Israel.

"You're going down in history with bloody hands by supporting Israel, which attacks Gaza in a disproportionate matter," he said.

"You forced us to say this. We will not be silent and we are going to continue our Al-Quds struggle," he added, referring to Jerusalem.

When he’s right he’s right

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


legit lmfao

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe
are there any aid/relief organizations operating in gaza that israel hasnt bombed yet?

just from casual skimming i see pcrf, red crescent, doctors without borders and the only covid testing clinic have all been bombed

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

I mean, what are the chances that the IDF is just gonna loot any relief money coming in?

Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte
https://twitter.com/betonniste/status/1393651798473388040

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

Clip-On Fedora posted:

I mean, what are the chances that the IDF is just gonna loot any relief money coming in?

100%

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

:holymoley:

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Not that it matters but that one is from Syria a while ago.

e: that typo was also apt

Pooky has issued a correction as of 05:29 on May 18, 2021

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:


:sbahj:

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/RotiKholDeyo/status/1394353207007121410

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


motherfucker :eng99:

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

that was the roof knock for building 7

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


excuse me, but those are hitboxes, not hurtboxes

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Israel is legit evil and you cannot love God and love Israel as it exists in this cursed moment in time

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I don’t get why israel thinks I they can tell leftists ‘were being hit by rockets’ and expect any response other then ‘GOOD. EAT poo poo.”

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/pupperio/status/1368644247935721478

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

lol what political alignment is the author of this op-ed (2010)

https://www.jpost.com/Opinion/Columnists/Guest-Column-The-five-state-solution

quote:

This cancer threatens to destroy everything we have built. Yes, that’s a harsh metaphor, but it’s apt. As Dan Ben-David of the Taub Center has shown, despite its current economic stability, the State of Israel is simply economically unsustainable if matters continue this way. Barring a dramatic shift in policy, the country will collapse under the weight of these haredi “cells” that drain the energy from the best of the body. There’s nothing inherently evil about a cancer cell; we dread it only because it kills the organism we desperately wish to preserve. Haredim have every right to live as they wish, but that does not mean that we must allow them to destroy the country that we have built at such great cost over the past century.

quote:

Those who argue that the two-state solution will not work are right. We need not a two-state solution, but a five-state solution.

1. Hamastan will be created on the territory now known as the Gaza Strip, and will be ruled by the same people who already run it. Like Iran and North Korea, Hamastan will survive through sheer force and the use of terror, until its citizens rebel.

quote:

2. Fatahland, on the other hand, will rise from what is today the West Bank, or Judea and Samaria. It, too, thankfully already has a flag. It could become a democracy, though probably a limping one at best, considering the Palestinians’ record of creating transparent, democratic institutions. True, we might be pleasantly surprised, and its democracy might flourish. Equally possible, though, is that absent Israel’s efforts at propping up the scaffolding of its democratically inclined leaders, Fatahland could slip into dictatorship.

quote:

3. Palestine will be the country of today’s Israeli Arabs. Increasingly, Israeli Arabs are wholly unambiguous about the fact that they reject the notion of Israel as a Jewish state. Adalah is only one of the Israel-Arab advocacy groups that have openly called for ending the Jewish character of the State of Israel. And the citizens of Umm el-Fahm, Israeli Arab citizens who rioted after the recent flotilla incident, continuously make it clear that they want a different type of government. It’s time to give them one. Though its borders would have to be negotiated, Palestine would be based in the “Triangle” section of the Galilee where such sentiment is strongest. And we’d have to figure out how to handle the other pockets of such sentiment, which are not geographically contiguous with the Triangle.

Palestine would probably be democratic. It would simply be liberated from the oppressive Jewish regime that it can’t bear, and would be free to chart its own course. And amazingly, Israel might have a neighboring Arab state with which it’s never been at war.

Alas, Palestine does not have a flag. The PA’s flag will be taken by Fatahland. And Israel’s flag, based as it is on the image of a tallit, would be thoroughly unacceptable. Designing a flag will thus be one of the first challenges to which the leaders of the new state will have to turn their attention.

quote:

4. Haredia will be the ultra-Orthodox state. Based primarily in the Jerusalem neighborhoods of Mea She’arim, Geula and Sanhedria, along with Bnei Brak and perhaps a few other localities, Haredia would be the country that last week’s 100,000 plus protesters clearly desire. It would have a Supreme Council of Rabbinic Elders, not the vile secular Supreme Court that so offends them. They would be free to do whatever they wished with their schools, and with their Sephardim. They could impose a halachicly based system of law as other countries have done with Shari’a. They could virtually guarantee the exclusion of all the nefarious influences they so deeply object to in contemporary Israel. They could impose whatever standards for conversion they wished, without causing a rift with the rest of the Jewish world, which would actually have more in common with Turkey than it will with Haredia.

Today’s haredim already have a political party called Degel Hatorah, the flag of Torah. Surely, they’ll have some ideas for a flag.

How Haredia will defend itself against attacks from elements emanating from Hamastan and Fatahland is, admittedly, not entirely clear. Defense, after all, takes some serious commitment, a willingness to risk and lots of training. There is a real possibility, unfortunately, that Haredia will be utterly unable to defend itself, and Haredians (some will just call them Haredim, probably) will find themselves the most abandoned and vulnerable group in the Middle East. What will the world say about that? Will there be the same outpouring of concern that there is now for the Palestinians of Gaza? We’ll learn a lot about the world from watching how many other countries come to the verbal and physical defense of Haredia facing its Arab neighbors all alone.

quote:

5. Israel will be the region’s Jewish and democratic state. It doesn’t have recognized borders, but at least it does have a flag. It will be mostly Jewish, though some Israeli Arabs will decide to remain Israelis instead of becoming Palestinians, and they should be welcomed.

So the author suggested two bantustans, and a third named "Palestine" made up of Israeli Arabs, then a Haredim state because he views Haredis as troublesome. His ultimate point is that both groups are ungracious towards what the Israeli state provides- "Eventually, of course, it’s likely that both Palestine and Haredia will discover that running a country is a pretty complicated business... And, they’ll discover, all that money that Reform and Conservative Jews helped steer toward Israel actually did make life much better. So the time may come that they’ll crawl back to us, on their hands and knees, begging us to annex them back."

Is this what an Israeli Bill Kristol or a David Frum is like?

Just how are Israeli Arabs faring during this current crisis anyway?

Junkiebev
Jan 18, 2002


Feel the progress.


holy poo poo lmao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

hours later and i'm still in disbelief over the loving rocket emoji thread. what an embarrassing look for a "state"'s twitter account to look like it's run by an angsty teenager circa the early 2010s

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