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- Finger Prince
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That's exactly how it works. Then you wash your hands.
Once when I was in Egypt I had to make an emergency pit stop and use a public toilet. Bowl* and shower hose, right I get it, left hand for wiping, right hand for eating. So I sort myself out, good and clean, time to wash hands in sink.
No soap.
Not out of soap, just no soap at all. Not even provisions for soap.
Good thing I remembered the left hand right hand thing.
*actually it may have just been a squat toilet, I don't remember exactly.
Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 13:55 on May 18, 2021
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May 18, 2021 13:44
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you know where you are?
you're on the terlet, baby!
you're gonna wiiiiiiiiiiipe
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May 18, 2021 15:44
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Actually I will mostly bidet tyvm
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May 18, 2021 16:41
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- Finger Prince
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Dun dun dun dun dun dah dah dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dah dah dun dun
Just bidet, just bidet.
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May 18, 2021 16:58
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I live my life day bidet
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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May 18, 2021 17:22
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May 18, 2021 17:40
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Bot Your Onerous Bhole
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May 18, 2021 18:53
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- Finger Prince
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Another question about euro bidets. So you're done pooping, or at least you think you're done pooping, so you shift over to the bidet turn on the tap, get your butt all wet, then think actually I'm not done pooping. Do you get up and sidle back over to the terlet to finish your business dripping poopy water on your journey across, or just say gently caress it and poop on the bidet?
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May 18, 2021 19:03
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Don't poop in a bidet. Oh no. You don't want to do that, it is not good.
NOW you tell me!
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May 18, 2021 19:16
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- Finger Prince
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Don't poop in a bidet. Oh no. You don't want to do that, it is not good.
See, I'm glad I asked. Euro bidets are scary and intimidating, unlike the soothing irrigation of a Japanese bidet.
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May 18, 2021 19:35
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Exactly. Japanese bidets just want to be nice to your butt. Euro bidets are a form of punishment.
Look, people, somebody has to do the thing for the first time. And it's almost guaranteed that whoever makes the next one will improve it. So the first bidet design was the worst one the world ever saw. The fact that there are so many of them is a testament to what a great idea it was, generally.
And I think we can all get behind that.
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May 18, 2021 20:04
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Exactly. Japanese bidets just want to be nice to your butt. Euro bidets are a form of punishment.
More like...bunishment!
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May 18, 2021 20:05
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Okay! Everyone! I found the wikiHow!
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May 18, 2021 20:06
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Thank goodness
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May 18, 2021 20:44
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lmao i love wikihow so much
For the first time ever I'm going to recommend everybody read the comments.
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May 18, 2021 20:48
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I like to use the bidet and the waterpik at the same time bc otherwise I'm afraid the water pressure will blast me off in one direction or the other. Gotta equalize the forces.
This person gets it
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May 18, 2021 22:48
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In both ends
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May 18, 2021 22:48
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That's a lot of poo poo posts
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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May 19, 2021 00:00
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- cruft
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Can't stop thinking about that WikiHow article. I hadn't previously considered washing all my genitals with the bidet.
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May 19, 2021 02:06
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- Finger Prince
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Can't stop thinking about that WikiHow article. I hadn't previously considered washing all my genitals with the bidet.
You know how on the Japanese ones, there's a button for bum pictogram and another button for lady pictogram that sprays you in the taint?
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May 19, 2021 03:20
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- Escape From Noise
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Tankin' a bidecation
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May 19, 2021 03:29
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Jun 5, 2024 03:38
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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My personal theory is that bidets never took off in the US because American straight men have hang-ups about getting their butts touched in a way that rules. I think they need to look in the mirror and just say, "it will rule when the water touches my butt, it will rule in a new way, but I'll still be me. I can still look in the mirror and say 'hello, you-- how's things?' I'm free now and I'm ready to show my butt a whole new world."
consider me the first
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