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So these are your new cars, guys! I know it's not much, but I just wanted to help you know. Now, would it be okay if I posted a selfie with both of you giving me a peck on two cheeks on my insta? No? That's okay, ha-ha, I was just kidding. Anyhow, enjoy your cars, and let me know if you need any help. See you on Monday, ladies. Ah, yes, whenever you have time then, sure.
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Also, a Pathetic Goon Tale in 2021, truly magnificent.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'm annoyed that he signed the text. Who the gently caress signs a text? My mom
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OP in all seriousness mate don't listen to all the haters in this thread. GBS really isn't the place to go to get sympathy for anything - even if your intentions are pure they will still take the piss. A similar thing happened to me once where some lady friends of mine were scammed and I really wanted to help. I was told by friends that I shouldn't get involved as it was nothing to do with me. But what happened was wrong and I wanted to do something about it. So I did. They were so happy with me they told their friends who told their friends and before I knew it I was getting constant messages offering me sex. Like all day long. I have to send most of the messages to my junk folder - I can't respond to them all, I'm getting older and simply can't satisfy that many women sexually. Anymore than 20 in a week and I need a few days off to rest. I can't even go online without all the single mums in my area wanting to hook up. No credit card or sign up or anything.
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May 19, 2021 15:51
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Goddamn it it's always the others that get all the hugs. 
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Bronze Fonz posted:Goddamn it it's always the others that get all the hugs. Have you tried being nice to women? Perhaps offer to help them with any personal issues they are experiencing.
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Bronze Fonz posted:Goddamn it it's always the others that get all the hugs. have you tried giving them money first?
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deported to Canada posted:Have you tried being nice to women? Perhaps offer to help them with any personal issues they are experiencing. And remember, no matter what they say, if they're ranting to you that means they want you to solve the problem, they're not just unpacking it in their head.
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deported to Canada posted:OP in all seriousness mate don't listen to all the haters in this thread. GBS really isn't the place to go to get sympathy for anything - even if your intentions are pure they will still take the piss. watch your cornhole, bud
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bradzilla posted:watch your cornhole, bud Great now I'm getting more PM's. Not tonight Brad I'm still sore.
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May 19, 2021 17:28
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:My mom yeah, why's she do that? edit: i'm texting yr mom
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kntfkr posted:yeah, why's she do that? I dunno, I think at at first she thought texting was kind of like email. She doesn’t really do it much anymore. Tell her I said hi
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May 19, 2021 18:07
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i hope op got his opiate fix and isn't dead
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May 19, 2021 18:36
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Two friends are being taken advantage of, and I need to do SOMETHING!
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May 19, 2021 18:43
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I have a heroin problem and I need..cash..now Call SA forums, pretend to be keyboard goop WOW
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I dunno, I think at at first she thought texting was kind of like email. She doesn’t really do it much anymore. your mom says sup my mom does the same thing but only on really long text messages. my folks are 75 and i think it is cute when my mom and aunt use emojis
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May 19, 2021 19:03
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:pretend to be keyboard goop Lol he ain’t pretending about that part.
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I’m still not convinced it’s keyboard goop guy because my man buried the lede there in his car trickery story
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op is definitely tyhe cum guy
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I'm looking for a couple of friends to take advantage of but I have no friends and no advantage I want to take
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I'm still hoping OP comes back with a hover hands pic with two girls to go with the text *blush
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I would really like to have a nice interior view of the thought process that went through this individual's drug addled (I'm assuming) brain. "Goons, goons, goons, how to scam goons, uh memes, memes yes goon memes but which one which meme GOATSE! oh wait not that one don't want to be that guy I guess..." and on and on. I'm just hoping he comes back. Please come back bud.
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May 19, 2021 21:06
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Op is too busy shooting ropey loads onto his (S)QWERTY™ keyboard to reply.
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May 19, 2021 21:35
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OP has an SA Mart thread selling art work so it's likely he will be back eventually.
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May 19, 2021 22:11
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OP make sure when you buy the women cars you carry the cars to them so you can get *hugs.
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May 19, 2021 22:12
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Start with one car if you can't afford two right away. Two girls, one car. Not that bad either.
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If you go with the one car option be careful getting them in there it's a delicate situation. One time I was riding in a car with a girl and I told her, just casually you know, "what this car needs is one more girl" and it got really awkward.
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May 19, 2021 22:49
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Tell me this thread at least got someone laid. It certainly wasn't me.
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May 19, 2021 23:19
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Dunno if anyone got laid but someone definitely got hosed
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And that person's name was The Something Awful Forums Posters
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May 19, 2021 23:27
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Bloopsy posted:OP has an SA Mart thread selling art work so it's likely he will be back eventually. OP should've stuck with "paintings" instead of "stupid" in terms of "other means of income".   e: I admit I would buy a Dr. Brule painting
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Bronze Fonz posted:OP should've stuck with "paintings" instead of "stupid" in terms of "other means of income". He's also selling paintings of le epic Dr Steve Brule 
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Hey team, We may not have talked recently, but I can count you as some of my closest friends. The years we spent in *NeO Kn1gHts* posting on the Neopets.com discussion board were some of the best in my life. You may remember me by my name JIBJUBYABUSH and my hilarious political impersonations of the president. I’m writing to you today in despair and desperate need. I require a financial windfall for a situation most dire. A true rapscallion, a scoundrel Beyond all pales and times, has fiduciarily liquidated and deprecated the life savings of 3 of my friends who accidentally signed a secret form in blood that gave them all their bank information. My friends are all females and I dare not tell you the sick and twisted stuff the perpetrator is telling them to do to get the moneys back (hint, think s_x) As a long time poster and knowing you are all generous and worthwhile folks I am seeking $10,000 in Bitcoin sent to my account. Dogecoin is also acceptable. I will print 3 giant novelty checks and give it to each girl and they will kiss me on the cheek and say “teehee my hero” and my mom will stop saying that girls don’t think I’m handsome so why don’t you meet a nice boy. You guys are all jerks for thinking I’m Scamming and that I would sully the fine website of Neopets.com. What the gently caress. What the gently caress is this. You think I only give these women $10,000 to get laid? You think what are the odds that this man has three separate friends all dumb enough to be scammed out of their life savings in the exact same way by the same guy? Well I live in a group home for the mentally challenged and to be honest we are not well supervised
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Pls come back OP I'm about to get scammed out of a car I need help *blush
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deported to Canada posted:OP in all seriousness mate don't listen to all the haters in this thread. GBS really isn't the place to go to get sympathy for anything - even if your intentions are pure they will still take the piss. No poo poo! Almost same thing happened to me! Now I have to go outside wearing a paper bag over my face so I will not be offered so much sex and carry a stick to defend myself from constant kisses and sex! *blush
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I wish all you hot sexy goons would stop posting in this thread, I keep wanting to gently caress you and give you my car. I only have one car to give!
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Mega64 posted:I wish all you hot sexy goons would stop posting in this thread, I keep wanting to gently caress you and give you my car. I only have one car to give! How many fucks can you give
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Why not just steal the cars back OP? Hotwiring doesn't look that hard in the movies.
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hey this the thread where dude is buying cars for girls that dont have to gently caress them first?? there a waiting list to get on or what
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