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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:still somewhat bummed out you guys deem me batshit insane and stupid for thinking that the Forums might possibly monitored by the Feds/literally anyone with internet access If you're that worried you should just stop posting, It's the only way to be sure no one misconstrues what you said. If you're not that worried you should also stop posting.
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May 18, 2021 23:11
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:No you're right dude it was just how you worded it.
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May 19, 2021 00:13
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Halloween Jack posted:Trick question: how could I have reworded it so that ghouls like Bari Weiss can't interpret it as anti-Semitism? post it while being Bari Weiss
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May 19, 2021 00:28
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"THE FEDS" can suck my dick from the back
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May 19, 2021 00:32
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Facing serious accusations of being both anti-semitic and anti-greek after my post saying Bari Weiss looks like Stavros is screenshotted and shared by instagram influencers
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May 19, 2021 00:48
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Will has some weird work bathroom opinions. In a past episode he said it should be your right to jack off in the workplace bathroom and in this one he said you need the right to take a 20 minute poo poo.
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May 19, 2021 10:44
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Listening through Time For My Stories and man, it's crazy how little TV I've watched. The only show I've seen any episodes of that they've covered so far was The X-Files.
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May 19, 2021 10:49
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Facing serious accusations of being both anti-semitic and anti-greek after my post saying Bari Weiss looks like Stavros is screenshotted and shared by instagram influencers https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1268665509580550144?s=19
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May 19, 2021 10:54
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Flaskraven posted:Will has some weird work bathroom opinions. In a past episode he said it should be your right to jack off in the workplace bathroom and in this one he said you need the right to take a 20 minute poo poo. No he is totally correct. How much time can you spend in a bathroom at work? What if you have IBS? What if you have crohn’s? What if you just drank a lot of coffee and ate spicy wings last night? Just lmao if you’ve never jacked off or had sex at work… must be nice!! My first kitchen job I used to fake smoking so I could take as many breaks as I wanted. You can’t just say “hey this poo poo sucks I’m gonna take 5 mins in my headphones to chill before I come back and clean this mofo.” but cigarette smokers can take as many smoke breaks as they want.
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May 19, 2021 12:20
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Flaskraven posted:Will has some weird work bathroom opinions. In a past episode he said it should be your right to jack off in the workplace bathroom and in this one he said you need the right to take a 20 minute poo poo. Jacking off at work is gross but lol if you don’t poop on company time
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May 19, 2021 13:40
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Yeah when I worked retail I'd take extended bathroom breaks. Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I poo poo on company time.
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May 19, 2021 14:02
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Flaskraven posted:Will has some weird work bathroom opinions. In a past episode he said it should be your right to jack off in the workplace bathroom and in this one he said you need the right to take a 20 minute poo poo. He’s right about the second one
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May 19, 2021 14:10
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Henchman of Santa posted:Jacking off at work is gross but lol if you don’t poop on company time Never done it at the office, but whom amongst us hasn't powered up a crystal on the clock given the last year?
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May 19, 2021 14:29
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Just remembered Jeff Tubin and lol’ed
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May 19, 2021 14:51
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Flaskraven posted:Will has some weird work bathroom opinions. In a past episode he said it should be your right to jack off in the workplace bathroom and in this one he said you need the right to take a 20 minute poo poo. Speaking of cops and feds browsing the forums lmao
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May 19, 2021 15:13
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Bust Rodd posted:No he is totally correct. How much time can you spend in a bathroom at work? What if you have IBS? What if you have crohn’s? What if you just drank a lot of coffee and ate spicy wings last night? I started dipping because I smoked and i couldn’t take as many breaks as I wanted. Dipping was great because you could just bop along doing your job with that nice warm blanket of nicotine hugging you along. And I looked like a hard worker for not stopping or passing on breaks and letting others go.
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May 19, 2021 17:52
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praxis is when you hold in a morning poo poo until you can do it on company tim
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May 19, 2021 18:30
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Zhulik posted:praxis is when you hold in a morning poo poo until you can do it on company tim yessir Since I've been unemployed I've noticed I use easily 5 times as much toilet paper because I was almost exclusively making GBS threads at work
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May 19, 2021 18:36
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Zhulik posted:praxis is when you hold in a morning poo poo until you can do it on company tim I used to be an "only at home" guy until I started hating my job
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May 19, 2021 18:45
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Over dinner once when I was 16-17 I was SHOCKED to discover that my brother and my mom basically have never used a public restroom in their entire lives. I'm telling you that he has, at 30, literally never poo poo at school or work in his entire life. I get nauseous thinking about holding it in for 20 minutes, how you gonna hold it in for an entire school day, or an entire shift at work? Just literally unfathomable to me. He's also one of those guys who wakes up every day, goes to the john, and locks the doors for about 25 minutes at a time.
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May 19, 2021 18:49
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I legit don't think I ever went at school and I'm not sure how.
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May 19, 2021 18:53
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I think I got over making GBS threads in public during high school. My parents are both not OCD but like mild germaphobes and I eventually realized they looked insane and that the world is just a dirty place and there's nothing you can do about it but flush first so you don't backsplash a stranger's piss into your rear end in a top hat and wash your hands after. I think a lot of people might just be embarrassed about it, but Everybody Poops, it's fine.
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May 19, 2021 19:01
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People who can only poo poo at home are one rung down on the evolutionary ladder from the rest of humanity
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May 19, 2021 21:18
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I used to love pooping at work and would spend ages in the handicapped stall playing Hearthstone until my legs went numb. Now I miss the bidet at home and hate using 0-ply toilet paper. In conclusion making GBS threads at work is a land of contrasts. As long as you can pull off a quick stealth jerk then go for it but if some weirdo is huffin and puffin in a crowded restroom then that’s no bueno.
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May 19, 2021 21:18
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i practice the ancient art of stealth making GBS threads. you'll never even know i'm there...
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May 19, 2021 21:31
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felix's screenplay is literally just the anime Macross. All that's missing is some cool mecha and some bullshit love triangle amazing 
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May 19, 2021 21:53
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Sorry if this was discussed already but calling Nolan films "cinema hostile architecture" is such a loving amazing shorthand.
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May 19, 2021 23:32
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:felix's screenplay is literally just the anime Macross. All that's missing is some cool mecha and some bullshit love triangle It also reminded me of the movie The History of Future Folk since that's the exact premise. Also talking about the UFO or whatever I'm with Will that I'd like it to be real but them only showing up outside US bases is sus. I also remember the explanation about how a fourth dimensional object would look like nonsense to us as it passes through our dimension similar to how an apple passing through a 2D plane would not be fully understood by the beings living there.
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May 20, 2021 02:21
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The only way the military and government would be okay with releasing stuff like this is either because they absolutely know what it is (nonsense/actual reptilian overlords) or because it's deliberately obfuscation about any real examination into it and its just to poison the well
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May 20, 2021 02:24
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May 20, 2021 02:41
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net work error posted:It also reminded me of the movie The History of Future Folk since that's the exact premise. Just spitballing here, but if I was an alien race, presumably intending to invade/colonize/enslave a race, the one thing I would be sure to take the time and research is their dogfighting capabilities. The aliens staking out the air force bases makes sense, so the scouts go back to Venus or whatever and say “yeah they have aircraft, but just barely, and they won’t be able to do anything to us.” But that’s just me playing Devil’s Advocate, I do think aliens are real but I’ve always maintained Matt’s idea: any race capable of faster than light travel is so far evolved past us that they would only stop to observe us for the same reason you slow down when you see a deer in the street.
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May 20, 2021 02:56
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Aliens are all about vibes, the government doesn't want this information out in public. It would be too dangerous to capital.
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May 20, 2021 03:25
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net work error posted:It also reminded me of the movie The History of Future Folk since that's the exact premise. Hypothetically if other nations air forces are encountering UFO they would probably not be talking to the new York times
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May 20, 2021 03:51
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Virgil officially gone from chapo.
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May 20, 2021 04:03
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So long, Space Virgil
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May 20, 2021 04:03
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Update on Show Personnel Dear Grey Wolves, After over four years as a co-host, co-producer, and collaborator, Virgil Texas is departing Chapo Trap House in order to pursue other creative projects. Virgil's contributions to the show over the last four years have been immeasurable and we are truly sad to see him go. Virgil's commentary, interviews, game mastering, and vibes will always be an essential part of Chapo lore and canon. This separation is mutual and amicable and we all wish him the absolute best in developing his podcast Bad Faith and all future projects. Thanks as always to you listeners for your continued support, we're looking forward to many more great shows in the future. Virgil can currently be found at Bad Faith at http://badfaithpodcast.com and on Twitter @VirgilTexas. Semper Games, Will, Felix, Matt, Amber, & Chris
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May 20, 2021 04:08
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May 20, 2021 04:08
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The only reason aliens would be interested in us is to study us for scientific reasons. All that requires is observation and occasional abductions, any more contact than that may effect our behavior too much for them to harvest useful sociological data. Mineral wealth is largely meaningless to species that would have a virtually endless number of empty rocks to mine for resources, and all they would need is some genetic material to replicate of our agricultural crops which just requires a quick ride down to the midwest in the middle of the night to get some plant clippings.
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