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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
shitequette

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Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

leaving the empty roll is fine if there is a replacement roll in reach.

if you havent left the room capable of becoming whole again, you're an arsehole.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Nah yeah nah if you finish the roll you replace it on the holder properly. If there's only a few squares left it's a good touch to make sure to bring in a fresh roll as well. Never know, the next guy to use it might be you, in a rush after a night on the grog. Don't gently caress over your future self out of laziness.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Ausgbs podcast PlopTalk

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Lolie posted:

If you're in Melbourne, the Exhibition buildings vaccination hub is taking walk-ins and giving the AZ vaccine to whoever turns up, whether they're in a currently eligible group or not.

Good.

It's so stupid how our "mass vaccination hubs" are appointment-only and limited to people born on Tuesdays while we're trashing expired doses.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
My ultimate bathroom laziness is not emptying the bin full of empty toilet rolls until it's overflowing.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

~Coxy posted:

Good.

It's so stupid how our "mass vaccination hubs" are appointment-only and limited to people born on Tuesdays while we're trashing expired doses.

I had to hunt around for appointments in March. Now I have multiple places trying to book me.

My GP is taking bookings but in reality you can just turn up any day the practice nurse is there.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

i got my influenza vaccine the other day and it didnt make me feel like death.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Laserface posted:

i got my influenza vaccine the other day and it didnt make me feel like death.

This year is the first year I've ever had a reaction to the flu vaccine.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Kharnifex posted:

Ausgbs podcast PlopTalk

Ft Demi Lardner

"Demi what's your real pet peeve in the toilet zone?"

"TEEEEETH!!!, TEETH IN MY MÜT!!! But really though just wiping, I just wanna eat the toilet paper and never wipe again"

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Lolie posted:

This year is the first year I've ever had a reaction to the flu vaccine.

I keep hoping to have a reaction to the vaccine so I can get some days off work, but no luck so far.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Caesar Saladin posted:

my brother says that if you use the last of the toilet paper, the next person to poop should fill it up but i think if you use the last square you should be the one to refill the toilet paper

I am obviously correct in this right?

The correct response is to before going and getting more paper to wipe walk through the house and his room without wiping or pants.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Flannelette posted:

The correct response is to before going and getting more paper to wipe walk through the house and his room without wiping or pants.

This except wipe with one of his t-shirts. Preferably while he's still wearing it.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Frankly if you can't pinch off a phantom nard on command you have no business telling people how to live their fecal lives.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Here I was seeing 47 new posts in ausgbs assuming blow had showed up again somehow

Nup, talking about making GBS threads

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Get caught looking up the doll's dress in your nan's bathroom and no-one believes you were checking for spare rolls.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

McSpergin posted:

Here I was seeing 47 new posts in ausgbs assuming blow had showed up again somehow

Nup, talking about making GBS threads

*Warms up probing tongs*

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Gromit posted:

Get caught looking up the golliwog's dress in your nan's bathroom and no-one believes you were checking for spare rolls.

fixed

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Bring back Golliwog/Scalliwag biscuits.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The pro-tip for getting rid of poo poo stench is striking a match. I am not joking, it instantly neutralizes the odor.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Humphreys posted:

The pro-tip for getting rid of poo poo stench is striking a match. I am not joking, it instantly neutralizes the odor.

Can confirm. Back in the sharehouse days at one place we always kept a box of matches in the outdoor dunny. Worked like magic.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Strike it directly over the bowl if you're feeling dangerous.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bill Posters posted:

Can confirm. Back in the sharehouse days at one place we always kept a box of matches in the outdoor dunny. Worked like magic.

All these years and I only now noticed the flaming penis in your Avatar.... which as a whole also fitting for your post.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Bill Posters posted:

Can confirm. Back in the sharehouse days at one place we always kept a box of matches in the outdoor dunny. Worked like magic.

Brain considers burning to death worse than poop I guess.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Jestery posted:

*Warms up probing tongs*

Poop knife activated

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Waiting to hear back from an interview is the worst

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

SuddenCactus posted:

Waiting to hear back from an interview is the worst

hard agree

Last one I had was nearly 3 weeks ago, I was told they wanted to move quickly, and I still havent heard anything.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

NPR Journalizard posted:

hard agree

Last one I had was nearly 3 weeks ago, I was told they wanted to move quickly, and I still havent heard anything.

Sounds like someone else might've heard

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Laserface posted:

Sounds like someone else might've heard

Oh yeah, I wasnt going to get the job, I wasnt the right fit, but I wanted to hear back because I got on really well with the interviewer and it sounded like he had a different job opening in a few months that I would be a lot better at.

Its still common decency to let people know, especially if you get to the interview stage.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

You can always call them up to get feedback.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Airstream Driver posted:

You can always call them up to get feedback.

Yeah, have sent off an email asking for that, but still waiting to hear back

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

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Got my first loan today for my 30th birthday!
The lovely car dealer wanted to charge me 19% interest so I went to the bank and the dude actually laughed and went "oh no honey" and now I've got something reasonable like 9% interest on a car loan.

I've only been 30 for half a day and I feel like I am smashing it at adulting

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
WTF is with the disagreemebt on poo poo etiquette?
You have to replace the roll if you use the last of it, otherwise you're giving permission to the next loo user to rub their lovely rear end in a top hat on everything you love. Those are the rules.

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
Did car loan rates go up? My last was 7% and I see people mentioning 5-6%?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Yeah I was going to say 9% seems quite high.

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
I'm a weirdo and have zero credit history, not even a phone bill, and I'm a casual that's juuuuust hit 6months at this job.
I think it's reasonable enough for that, but I think I can try to refinance once I build some credit history stuff?

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Got my first loan today for my 30th birthday!
The lovely car dealer wanted to charge me 19% interest so I went to the bank and the dude actually laughed and went "oh no honey" and now I've got something reasonable like 9% interest on a car loan.

I've only been 30 for half a day and I feel like I am smashing it at adulting

You're my birthday twin! Hope your next lap around the sun is full of good health, good luck and good people!

I got some shoes on sale and mr bee got me a cake that is a giant cinnamon bun so I totally feel like I'm winning at life today :buddy:

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Happy birthday you two

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

bee posted:

a cake that is a giant cinnamon bun
loving sweeeet

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Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥

bee posted:

You're my birthday twin! Hope your next lap around the sun is full of good health, good luck and good people!

I got some shoes on sale and mr bee got me a cake that is a giant cinnamon bun so I totally feel like I'm winning at life today :buddy:

Happy birthday birthday twin!

That cake sounds absolutely amazing!

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