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what do you think thread. this is a stab at a possibility space of descriptions, not explanations (so no reasons WHY it would be one of these things)
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May 20, 2021 04:01
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PawParole posted:this is wild. I honestly am starting to believe that there’s something here. interesting, iirc the classic "top UFO speed" has usually been billed at like 9,000 mph and using that figure Jacques Vallee calculated decades back that they'd require (assuming they're some physical vehicle) the energy equivalent of one nuclear reactor
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May 20, 2021 04:03
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PawParole posted:this is wild. I honestly am starting to believe that there’s something here. Yeah if this poo poo is actually real it implies an understanding of physics we haven't even begun to ape at or demon magic, maybe both?
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May 20, 2021 04:11
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I want to have sex with an alien as much as the next guy but all the released footage does look like balloons. They should leak some good footage if there's so many pilots that saw them irl
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May 20, 2021 04:18
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Delta-Wye posted:the beauty is if its real, we'll just keep getting more and more solid evidence. in the soft disclosure explanation, it seems like rolling out every so slightly more convincing evidence bit-by-bit so you can "flatten" the panic curve is the approach underway I'm thinking how the US government has responded to the past few crises it has faced, doing stuff like saying masks aren't necessary for COVID since the US didn't have enough masks. if they are slowly revealing stuff to the public to prevent panic, they have definitely already surrendered to the aliens.
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May 20, 2021 04:26
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Mola Yam posted:what do you think thread. this is a stab at a possibility space of descriptions, not explanations (so no reasons WHY it would be one of these things) im now convinced its hypertardigrades thanks
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May 20, 2021 04:40
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they have come to protect their cousins https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1395072269488205826?s=20
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May 20, 2021 04:43
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also with the whole warp drive thing going on ( two different groups of scientists claiming warp drives are possible), happening at the same time as the ufo thing started up. idk. Life might get more exciting.
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May 20, 2021 04:57
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Imapanda posted:There's less people outdoors looking at the skies these days. Lots more light pollution in general too.
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May 20, 2021 04:58
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Atrocious Joe posted:they have come to protect their cousins *looks at timestamp* ok i'm now in the camp of "we live in a simulation and it has has deduced that humanity will not survive the climate collapse and is therefore speedrunning through all the endgame content"
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May 20, 2021 05:07
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PokeJoe posted:I want to have sex with an alien as much as the next guy but all the released footage does look like balloons. They should leak some good footage if there's so many pilots that saw them irl https://youtu.be/c1qiZ_L8wX4 it dips down into the water causing what looks like a splash without slowing down
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May 20, 2021 05:31
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thank u mr trump for disclosure
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May 20, 2021 05:49
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https://www.uaptheory.com/ the breakdown of the puerto rico ufo is pretty fun, they make a reasonable guess for the effects you'd expect from a gravity drive of some kind and then inspect the video for evidence.
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May 20, 2021 05:52
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OK baizuo posted:Yeah if this poo poo is actually real it implies an understanding of physics we haven't even begun to ape at or demon magic, maybe both? I mean, why not? you go back a hundred years and show footage of an f-35 or a clip of skyrim to someone, how would you expect them to respond?
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May 20, 2021 05:55
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Delta-Wye posted:thank u mr trump for disclosure yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, hell yes, yes, yes, yes
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May 20, 2021 05:57
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alright im convinced def 100% clearly truly https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1395161019832545285
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May 20, 2021 06:05
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if this is all a psyop to get more spaceforce funding, isn't this the stupidest loving psyop of all time? if the capabilities of the craft in question were completely fabricated and david fravor et al are all actors, why the hell would they go with speeds like 10,000 mph? any sober analysis of the situation would bring one to the conclusion that if these entities (chinese, russian, extra terrestrial) meant the USA harm, they would be completely bent over. like even doubling the pentagon's budget and given 500 years and the luck of multiple physics breakthroughs, they still might not come up with anything that could compete. how is that the gambit that you propose to be given more money, of all things?
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May 20, 2021 06:27
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seeing how it's being promoted by tucker carlson and marco loving rubio of all people, yes it is definitely the stupidest loving psyop of all time
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May 20, 2021 06:31
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Ross DaouThot posted:if this is all a psyop to get more spaceforce funding, isn't this the stupidest loving psyop of all time? if the capabilities of the craft in question were completely fabricated and david fravor et al are all actors, why the hell would they go with speeds like 10,000 mph? any sober analysis of the situation would bring one to the conclusion that if these entities (chinese, russian, extra terrestrial) meant the USA harm, they would be completely bent over. like even doubling the pentagon's budget and given 500 years and the luck of multiple physics breakthroughs, they still might not come up with anything that could compete. how is that the gambit that you propose to be given more money, of all things? like half the country believes Joe Biden is regularly murdering children and drinking their brain fluid for satanic reasons, I wouldn't think about it too hard
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May 20, 2021 07:00
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bottom pole dark top pole bright species dumb like all miscalculation with fuel
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May 20, 2021 07:05
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Delta-Wye posted:seeing how it's being promoted by tucker carlson and marco loving rubio of all people, yes it is definitely the stupidest loving psyop of all time
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May 20, 2021 07:06
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broke: taking duolingo to learn mandarin in order to prepare for our chinese uav overlords woke: taking telelingo to learn telepathy to talk with aliens 
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May 20, 2021 07:10
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hope t'ni is ready for first contact of my p'nis with its a'hole
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May 20, 2021 07:13
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Real or fake, I hope the narrative that aliens are real gets pushed hard now and all the people with a bad case of Snopes brain have do a 180 as well.
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May 20, 2021 07:14
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Delta-Wye posted:alright im convinced def 100% clearly truly broke: one billion Americans woke: one billion alien emigres one of my bull session hypotheses was that if UFOS and their inhabitants are extraterrestrials, then they are some of the last of their kind, effectively refugees just hiding on or around Earth and only peeking out when they need something
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May 20, 2021 07:36
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my bony fealty posted:like half the country believes Joe Biden is regularly murdering children and drinking their brain fluid for satanic reasons, I wouldn't think about it too hard sadly they’re right about that one OP guess i might as well throw my pet theory in as well while im here, im hoping that they’re biblically accurate angels Ross DaouThot has issued a correction as of 08:02 on May 20, 2021 |
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May 20, 2021 07:59
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always a little miffed by “biblically accurate angels” because while most of the time they are indeed hosed up weirdos other times, particularly those that Lot met before Sodom got Yahweh’d, they’re just as human looking as anyone else.
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May 20, 2021 08:16
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Dr. Killjoy posted:always a little miffed by “biblically accurate angels” because while most of the time they are indeed hosed up weirdos other times, particularly those that Lot met before Sodom got Yahweh’d, they’re just as human looking as anyone else. ok ok i want the UAPs to be hosed up angels that claim divine origin and have voices like The Darkness either that or they’re some kind of probes from higher dimensional bulk space that aren’t actually breaking the laws of physics with their acceleration and poo poo they just appear to for us Ross DaouThot has issued a correction as of 08:29 on May 20, 2021 |
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May 20, 2021 08:25
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X-files is pretty sweet so far
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May 20, 2021 08:50
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Zisky posted:Peeps really be glossing over the technological implications if these are actual vehicles. Which makes me think it's a weather phenomena or mirage of some kind Although https://twitter.com/NazologyInfo/status/1395217716517113857?s=19 
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May 20, 2021 11:49
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Earth's mightiest hero
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May 20, 2021 15:25
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our gifts to the cosmos: - the voyager probes - nudes - tardigrades - a Tesla - invitation to a Klingon opera
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May 20, 2021 15:42
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Zisky posted:X-files is pretty sweet so far it only gets better. it goes real strong through season 6, fades out with some decent moments , a nd then even the revival has two phenomenal episodes
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May 20, 2021 15:58
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my bony fealty posted:I mean, why not? you go back a hundred years and show footage of an f-35 or a clip of skyrim to someone, how would you expect them to respond? It's clear there's something weird going on but the evidence available just isn't of the caliber needed given the implications of the apparent performance of these objects Until it is all we can do is 
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May 20, 2021 16:07
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Inspector Hound posted:Which makes me think it's a weather phenomena or mirage of some kind stardigrade
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May 20, 2021 17:14
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PawParole posted:also with the whole warp drive thing going on ( two different groups of scientists claiming warp drives are possible), happening at the same time as the ufo thing started up. Cold fusion discoveries would like a word
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May 20, 2021 17:36
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why would unimaginable alien ships that can do all things be spying on our restricted air space. maybe to laugh at our pathetic broken overpriced planes
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May 20, 2021 18:08
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mistermojo posted:why would unimaginable alien ships that can do all things be spying on our restricted air space. maybe to laugh at our pathetic broken overpriced planes And seemingly only our training airspace??? Really wondering what, if anything, Russia or China is saying about all of this. Not enough to Google it, though
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May 20, 2021 18:52
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in the summer of 1999 i saw a ball of lightning come into my home. i was laying on my bed which was also formerly a porch, now enclosed. My bed faced long ways, to my left and right were doors into the house and onto the new porch, beyond that a chair facing a television on a wooden center and beyond that half a pingpong table and a desk chair used for our house computer, i could see out the far window as i laid off trying to drift off on an extremely hot summer night, i was startled up standing on my bed suddenly as every hair on my body stood up and my heart began to race and in front of me, from the back side of the wooden entertainment center a bright blue and white light emitted from the back of the television and like a ghost a pulsing glowing blue orb began to form in front of it, it slowly traveled from one side of the room, vanishing into the wall. i rushed towards my door to open it into the kitchen and dining room but there was nothing there. i realized then the power was out in the entire house and the microwave beeping to life when suddenly powered again made me flee back to my bed. i still lay awake at night wondering what that was, but i believe it was either a real ball lightning or swamp gas. i did live in a swamp.
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May 20, 2021 18:57
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Bideo James posted:in the summer of 1999 i saw a ball of lightning come into my home. You fool, you missed out on nabbing a premium artifact You'll never make it through the zone with those instincts
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May 20, 2021 19:15
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