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prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

Fried Watermelon posted:

Diet coke / pepsi is pretty common

Mtn Dew also has a sugar free occasionally but with extra caffeine

I thought it was illegal to put caffeine in mountain dew in canada. there was/is a law making it illegal for light-coloured soft drinks to have caffeine. no idea why.

edit: repealed in 2010 i guess. what a boring page snipe.

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
*gargles a can of monster zero to the tune of o Canada* :canada:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I remember getting a couple cases of Dew Fuel on clearance and it being pretty good. Then they replaced it with Mountain Dew with Bilbo Baggins which was undrinkably bad.

(googled and its something called Ginkgo Bilboa. it made Mountain Dew taste terrible)

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

prom candy posted:

I thought it was illegal to put caffeine in mountain dew in canada. there was/is a law making it illegal for light-coloured soft drinks to have caffeine. no idea why.

edit: repealed in 2010 i guess. what a boring page snipe.

crystal pepsi hosed up a lot of old people

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!
I think the law was something to the effect of, caffeine should not be in places where it's not expected to be naturally. So cola drinks were ok since cola nuts have caffeine but non-cola based pop couldn't have it. I didn't know they had repealed it.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



why haven't they brought back carbonated brisk yet

for god's sake they gave dnL a rerun

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

infernal machines posted:

crystal pepsi hosed up a lot of old people

did Crystal Pepsi have caffeine here? I'm pretty sure the relaunch they did in 2016 had caffeine but I can't remember if the 90s one did. My parents let me have it so that probably means it didn't

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it did and it's pretty much directly responsible for the ban on light-coloured caffeinated drinks iirc

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


i know it's from pages ago but i was in walmart today and some of the (untouchable, unsellable) blankets were on for $14.88 and i did a little :o face

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

infernal machines posted:

it did and it's pretty much directly responsible for the ban on light-coloured caffeinated drinks iirc

Back in the early 2000s I got some A&W Cream Soda on a visit down to the states. I chugged that over the course of the day and couldn't sleep a wink. It turns out that their Cream Soda had caffeine in it. Who the gently caress puts caffeine in cream soda?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
You heard it here first folks: Brian Pallister is going to hold a conference today with his arm around Chris sky and a smile saying everything will be ok as long as we follow the fundamentals.


He will then lay off the entire healthcare sector so that when they are the opposition they can scream that health care is broken but if you privatize it everything will be fixed.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

infernal machines posted:

it did and it's pretty much directly responsible for the ban on light-coloured caffeinated drinks iirc

i'm googling around (because i'm extremely interested in this for some reason) and everything i can find says it was originally caffeine free in the US and Canada. i like your version better though and I'm not finding much

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



infernal machines posted:

it did and it's pretty much directly responsible for the ban on light-coloured caffeinated drinks iirc

For a while, since "energy drinks" had far less regulations on them here, companies would import all kinds of loving garbage from the US, add extra caffeine, and label them as Energy Drinks.

I remember buying a novelty Duff Beer can from some mall kiosk, and it was considered an energy drink for no reason other than making it easier to put on the shelf up here.

I also wish that companies would sell some of the energy drink flavours as just regular pop (take out the caffeine, taurine, b12, and all the other poo poo that rots your liver and pops your heart), since there are some truly delicious cans.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

there are some truly delicious cans

hell yeah there are (.)(.)

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I also wish that companies would sell some of the energy drink flavours as just regular pop (take out the caffeine, taurine, b12, and all the other poo poo that rots your liver and pops your heart), since there are some truly delicious cans.

buy a soda siphon and bottles of flavor separately. you can get it all on amazon and you can make whatever flavor you want

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Rutibex posted:

buy a soda siphon and bottles of flavor separately. you can get it all on amazon and you can make whatever flavor you want

Do those still come with all the extra crap? Like I just want orange pop, but tastes exactly like Monster Khaos, and excluding the three months worth of niacin per sip.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Can it taste the same without those ingredients? If you open a bottle of b vitamins you can really smell the b vitamins. Even a multivitamin has a strong b vitamin odour once you know how to recognise it. That could be part of the flavor of the drink.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Facebook Aunt posted:

Can it taste the same without those ingredients? If you open a bottle of b vitamins you can really smell the b vitamins. Even a multivitamin has a strong b vitamin odour once you know how to recognise it. That could be part of the flavor of the drink.

Oh I hadn't thought of that, and you're probably right. Still, I'd definitely like to give it a shot.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Do those still come with all the extra crap? Like I just want orange pop, but tastes exactly like Monster Khaos, and excluding the three months worth of niacin per sip.

There are millions of flavors. To make it taste exactly like Monster Khaos you would have to do some experimentation and mixing. They don't typically come with caffeine in them unless its cola flavor:
https://www.amazon.ca/s?k=torani+syrup&crid=ZTHM7TTFCQGI

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Rutibex posted:

There are millions of flavors. To make it taste exactly like Monster Khaos you would have to do some experimentation and mixing. They don't typically come with caffeine in them unless its cola flavor:
https://www.amazon.ca/s?k=torani+syrup&crid=ZTHM7TTFCQGI

Ohhh okay. I was thinking for a second there was officially licensed Monster flavours out there. Thanks for the tip, I'm pretty sure there's a store nearby that sells stuff like that, maybe I can find a good alternative.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Rutibex posted:

buy a soda siphon and bottles of flavor separately. you can get it all on amazon and you can make whatever flavor you want

a post-mix machine is like $2K on alibaba

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I could go for reign orange dreamsicle without caffeine or the misc stuff even if the flavor was slightly wrong, personally

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


blatman posted:

I could go for reign orange dreamsicle without caffeine or the misc stuff even if the flavor was slightly wrong, personally

That's called Jones Orange & Cream.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

You heard it here first folks: Brian Pallister is going to hold a conference today with his arm around Chris sky and a smile saying everything will be ok as long as we follow the fundamentals.


He will then lay off the entire healthcare sector so that when they are the opposition they can scream that health care is broken but if you privatize it everything will be fixed.

For those not aware, the city of Winnipeg forwarded a proposal to take advantage of some federal infrastructure grant money to fix its water and sewage system to the provincial government. The provincial government's job is literally to hand the proposal to Ottawa and say "here". That didn't happen, instead the province said "gently caress you, you need to privatize all of this poo poo, also you have to spend $400k on a consultant to go over our counterproposal before you can refuse it"

The Aristocrats!

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I also wish that companies would sell some of the energy drink flavours as just regular pop (take out the caffeine, taurine, b12, and all the other poo poo that rots your liver and pops your heart), since there are some truly delicious cans.

i love red bull but it's a panic attack in a can for me, i don't know how people drink that stuff

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

prom candy posted:

i love red bull but it's a panic attack in a can for me, i don't know how people drink that stuff

The trick is to be riddled with mental illnesses that respond well to caffeine

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I will shamefully admit to really liking the taste of cotton candy flavoured thermo x, because I apparently have the palate of a 12 year-old

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

FormaldehydeSon posted:

The trick is to be riddled with mental illnesses that respond well to caffeine

or have horrible untreated sleep apnea that makes it so the largest cans of redbull available are the minimum you need to be a functional human being during the first 6 hours of the day after you wake up

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

You heard it here first folks: Brian Pallister is going to hold a conference today with his arm around Chris sky and a smile saying everything will be ok as long as we follow the fundamentals.


He will then lay off the entire healthcare sector so that when they are the opposition they can scream that health care is broken but if you privatize it everything will be fixed.

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

For those not aware, the city of Winnipeg forwarded a proposal to take advantage of some federal infrastructure grant money to fix its water and sewage system to the provincial government. The provincial government's job is literally to hand the proposal to Ottawa and say "here". That didn't happen, instead the province said "gently caress you, you need to privatize all of this poo poo, also you have to spend $400k on a consultant to go over our counterproposal before you can refuse it"

The Aristocrats!
God drat it stop privatizing public services you loving asswipes

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
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Toilet Rascal
no.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



prom candy posted:

i love red bull but it's a panic attack in a can for me, i don't know how people drink that stuff

FormaldehydeSon posted:

The trick is to be riddled with mental illnesses that respond well to caffeine

Yeah. I was treating my ADHD for a decade with energy drinks. Now that I'm on proper meds, I haven't had a can in two months.

My first day of being on Vyvanse I still drank one and my brain almost exploded.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Wooooo we broke 600 in Manitoba everyone! We did it! Wooooo


EDIT:

CrcleSqreSanchz has issued a correction as of 18:38 on May 20, 2021

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Yeah. I was treating my ADHD for a decade with energy drinks. Now that I'm on proper meds, I haven't had a can in two months.

My first day of being on Vyvanse I still drank one and my brain almost exploded.

How did you get diagnosed? I tried once and the Dr told me I'm just depressed and put me on some meds that ended up actually making me depressed so I gave up

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



FormaldehydeSon posted:

How did you get diagnosed? I tried once and the Dr told me I'm just depressed and put me on some meds that ended up actually making me depressed so I gave up

I asked my family doctor to put me on a wait list to get in with a psychiatrist, but that was an extremely long wait (she did give me a low dose of meds in the mean time, but since that's not her specialty she didn't want to give me anything too strong. I didn't even have to prove anything to her, I just asked for it and she gave me something). I ended up finding a private practice, cost a hundred bucks up front, but the doctor has been very receptive to my needs. My partner also talked to her doctor about seeing a specialist, and got in fairly quickly and is now trying different doses.

If your doctor doesn't take it seriously, I recommend either finding a new doctor, or seeking a private practice if available to you.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Bartley Kives

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

FormaldehydeSon posted:

The trick is to be riddled with mental illnesses that respond well to caffeine

lucky! i have panic disorder so i can't smoke pot or really have anything more caffeinated than green tea without putting myself on way on edge. in my prime i could suck back coffees and bong hits like it was nothing

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

FormaldehydeSon posted:

How did you get diagnosed? I tried once and the Dr told me I'm just depressed and put me on some meds that ended up actually making me depressed so I gave up

Adult ADHD thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3885798

I've brought it up a few times to my family docs over the years with no results. Eventually, after both my kids were officially diagnosed with it, I brought it up again and my doc was like "here's a simple one-page test... and it says you've got the ADHD. Here's a script for Vyvance".

Sassafras
Dec 24, 2004

by Athanatos

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Wooooo we broke 600 in Manitoba everyone! We did it! Wooooo


EDIT:

Typical Canadian media - instead of cases/100k like everybody else in the world uses, let's do cases/Ontario or cases/Toronto.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

You heard it here first folks: Brian Pallister is going to hold a conference today with his arm around Chris sky and a smile saying everything will be ok as long as we follow the fundamentals.


Are they going to smooch?

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Sassafras posted:

Typical Canadian media - instead of cases/100k like everybody else in the world uses, let's do cases/Ontario or cases/Toronto.

https://twitter.com/41actionnews/status/1158871610876682240

Using absurd measurements is a time honoured tradition in the news.

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