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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/It5iCpU.mp4

And then you realize you don’t own a pet gator.

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 https://twitter.com/chanbanhi/status/1394369234675933186

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
 https://twitter.com/pedrocertezas/status/1394499770589265920

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Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/pedrocertezas/status/1394499770589265920

Congratulations, cat, you now own a pet turtle.

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 Sound:
https://i.imgur.com/4AxhK6o.mp4

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/vBN1X0w.mp4

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFZ3DC2FK5o

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/xe3Wk5Q.gifv

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Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xe3Wk5Q.gifv

"She was right about him, why didn't I listen to my mother?"

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/13Y93XH.mp4

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qt9og6I7ok1r46qu0_720.mp4

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
This is kind of uplifting

https://twitter.com/julianamazzatv/status/1391084881380261894

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
 This is amazing

https://twitter.com/dodo/status/1395001300958412805

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/GXCccuX.mp4

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Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GXCccuX.mp4

Holy poo poo. That's, like, the platonic ideal of a white cat. If you asked an artist to draw you a whiter cat, they could not do it.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vBN1X0w.mp4

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Elias_Maluco posted:

This is amazing


Bucket is such a good name oh lordy

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Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GXCccuX.mp4

I've never seen paw pads so perfectly pink!

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mystes
May 31, 2006

Jollity Farm posted:

I've never seen paw pads so perfectly pink!
Well the cat is also blue so there might be some white balance issues there.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

mystes posted:

Well the cat is also blue so there might be some white balance issues there.

Or the presence of gamma radiation.

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ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

 https://i.imgur.com/H5kjy5O.mp4

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pigwits. They are 8 weeks old.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ro5s posted:

https://i.imgur.com/H5kjy5O.mp4

So derpy and sweet, I love it.

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Dixville posted:


Pigwits. They are 8 weeks old.

:3:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/uxQphA3.mp4
Great White Derp

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

mystes posted:

Well the cat is also blue so there might be some white balance issues there.

Looking closer, yeah, you can see that it's actually a video of a black cat. It's subtle, but there are hints it has been inverted.

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

 https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1395439531676082176?s=20

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Sininu posted:

https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1395439531676082176?s=20

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GXCccuX.mp4

ro5s posted:

https://i.imgur.com/H5kjy5O.mp4

There are some fantastic snowballs on this page.

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Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Sininu posted:

https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1395439531676082176?s=20

happy 9th birthday

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsvajXtz258

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uxQphA3.mp4
Great White Derp

"Those rear end in a top hat Dolphins get fish this way, why can't I?!"

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uxQphA3.mp4
Great White Derp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uxQphA3.mp4
Great White Derp

https://twitter.com/kutv2news/status/1393651375720984582?s=21

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/NCwpGaJ.mp4

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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

 Stay safe, Sly the arctic fox ghost.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 https://twitter.com/LegalizeRats/status/1395686360489480194

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

 https://twitter.com/kurinoigaiga/status/1395513335626362884?s=19

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

 Dizi says hello!





E: it's a long weekend up here in ice America and we have a vaxxed couple coming over to chill in the yard. The Diziet is very excited.

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