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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

RoboRodent posted:

We don't use pennies in Canada.

Not anymore but they didn't just cease to exist when they were retired.

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

exquisite tea posted:

Video game writing suffers immensely for being so focused on exposition. The scripts for any standard 50-hour RPG are probably all thousands of pages long and I'd guess that 50% or more of all dialogue is usually dedicated to completely flat, uninteresting explanations of something that happened, how things work, or what you should do next. I always appreciate game scripts that at least attempt to define these elements through the gameplay instead, or have the confidence in their vision to not explain things at all. That being said I don't believe in skipping cutscenes for any reason and mentally associate all those who do with people who just decided to hock up some spit on the sidewalk.

A lot of this is often true. That said, "show, don't tell" doesn't mean "don't tell." If you're careful, a lot of that exposition can be used to show character and politics while telling necessary or unnecessary backstory- some dude is way too enthusiastic when explaining the benefits of cooking local herbs, two people from different cities have wildly different takes on the same historical event, a scholar talks about how other people think about the nature of reality but never tells you what she thinks about it.

Hugely recommend Adios if you're looking for a game that does this extremely well with a very limited cast.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Picnic Princess posted:

Countries that still use pennies in the 21st century are a joke and should be killed by coyotes.

the coyotes have to get in line behind the 30-50 feral hogs

exquisite tea posted:

Video game writing suffers immensely for being so focused on exposition. The scripts for any standard 50-hour RPG are probably all thousands of pages long and I'd guess that 50% or more of all dialogue is usually dedicated to completely flat, uninteresting explanations of something that happened, how things work, or what you should do next.

same but russian literature

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 12:40 on May 21, 2021

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Prurient Squid posted:

He lives with his wife far away and dreads the packages from his mom filled to the brim with lego. Finally the madness will end.

Okay I can appreciate a joke but it's gotta be realistic, no one dreads a package of LEGO

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

And if you run out of space in your house for your LEGO, just use the LEGO in your house to build a LEGO house to house your LEGO.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Brawnfire posted:

Okay I can appreciate a joke but it's gotta be realistic, no one dreads a package of LEGO

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

apatheticman posted:

Itd be like 150 tonnes of pennies

Also pennies are mostly zinc.

Tuppence is a quarter, penny is a Henry.

These weights were useful when I were a lad.

Also, in a pinch, king size cigarette weighed a Henry.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Collateral posted:

Tuppence is a quarter, penny is a Henry.

These weights were useful when I were a lad.

Also, in a pinch, king size cigarette weighed a Henry.

Sir you're having a stroke

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Collateral posted:

Tuppence is a quarter, penny is a Henry.

These weights were useful when I were a lad.

Also, in a pinch, king size cigarette weighed a Henry.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


"Henry the Eighth", as in, a penny weighs one eighth of an ounce. Which is probably useful in cooking or something :ninja:

Unless it's the "tuppence" you weirdos don't get.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Bring back Lite Brite, but make it extremely complicated.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1194853248202465281

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I feel like this has to be a troll but it absolutely fits the cross section of psycho rise and grind poo poo and terrible lifehacks that emerge on social media daily.

https://twitter.com/jonnyfallon/status/1395505837326667791?s=21

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Henchman of Santa posted:

I feel like this has to be a troll but it absolutely fits the cross section of psycho rise and grind poo poo and terrible lifehacks that emerge on social media daily.

https://twitter.com/jonnyfallon/status/1395505837326667791?s=21

Wow, I thought my wife's fifteen minutes of five-minute snoozes each weekday morning was a bit on the irritating side but understandable. This is like Hell, here.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Henchman of Santa posted:

I feel like this has to be a troll but it absolutely fits the cross section of psycho rise and grind poo poo and terrible lifehacks that emerge on social media daily.

https://twitter.com/jonnyfallon/status/1395505837326667791?s=21

No jury would convict the wife.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
The amount of crying laughter emojis he uses as he responds to everyone telling him how much of an rear end in a top hat he is sure is a thing.

Also,
https://twitter.com/jonnyfallon/status/1395514829838995457
https://twitter.com/jonnyfallon/status/1395726707001282563

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Borrovan posted:

"Henry the Eighth", as in, a penny weighs one eighth of an ounce. Which is probably useful in cooking or something :ninja:

Unless it's the "tuppence" you weirdos don't get.

I was starting to feel old there, though the breaking bad pic is ironically appropriate.

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

EL BROMANCE posted:

I can understand the brands being pissed (gently caress em), and the worry some kid will find one in a parents/siblings room and not know what the THC stamp means… but *coroner* warning?!

Coroners are elected positions that don't require any sort of training, so a lot of them are weirdos who have agendas

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Pead posted:

Coroners are elected positions that don't require any sort of training, so a lot of them are weirdos who have agendas

That's not true everywhere, particularly in highly populated areas.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

ultrafilter posted:

That's not true everywhere, particularly in highly populated areas.

Almost all coroners are elected, but more and more areas have medical examiners instead, who are appointed physicians.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Yeah, candidates for coroner are usually police-approved so they'll find that the black dude died from an overdose and not the nightstick shoved up their rear end that rearranged their internal organs.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Borrovan posted:

Unless it's the "tuppence" you weirdos don't get.

Tuppence has something to do with feeding the birds, right?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Why don’t they have faces! Why!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The gay agenda took them. And it will take yours too! And feed it to the sissy hypno vortex!

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Lego has been "woke" for a while now.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Henchman of Santa posted:

I feel like this has to be a troll but it absolutely fits the cross section of psycho rise and grind poo poo and terrible lifehacks that emerge on social media daily.

https://twitter.com/jonnyfallon/status/1395505837326667791?s=21

Jfc dude just get a fitbit, or any smart watch and stop torturing your wife.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That guy who got upset cause Socrates would be cancelled nowadays by the antifa radical extremist left has a degree in philosophy.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That guy who got upset cause Socrates would be cancelled nowadays by the antifa radical extremist left has a degree in philosophy.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Feliday Melody
May 8, 2021


As much as I'd like to steal this joke I'll just post it instead.


https://twitter.com/gatorpolitic/status/1395769803193913345?s=20

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Feliday Melody posted:

As much as I'd like to steal this joke I'll just post it instead.


https://twitter.com/gatorpolitic/status/1395769803193913345?s=20

Official response from office management when I looked at the sovcit and went "what about people that refused to wear a mask the whole time and won't get vaccinated" was "we should all mind our business

But my manager still clings to "no worse than the flu" and "the vaccine is deadlier than the virus"

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Len posted:

Official response from office management when I looked at the sovcit and went "what about people that refused to wear a mask the whole time and won't get vaccinated" was "we should all mind our business

But my manager still clings to "no worse than the flu" and "the vaccine is deadlier than the virus"

My employer's official stance is that when the office fully reopens sometime later this year, we won't be requiring vaccination, since it's a "personal choice". Managers have been told not to even raise the subject with the people under them.

I do understand not wanting to kick a hornet's nest, but this still seems like a big failure of leadership from an otherwise pretty drat progressive company. This might put lives at risk. Fortunately, I haven't seen much sign of antivax sentiment in the company, but it's always possible I'm just not in the Slack channels where chuds congregate.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Mines full of chuds with lots of antivax sentiment

Which made it real weird when the COO sent out the email wishing anyone who doesn't get it the best of luck.

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016
This person seems to think that no one has problems with weapon sales themselves. Plenty of other bad takes by her if you want to torture yourself.

https://twitter.com/redlianak/status/1395371504548917251?s=20

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
https://twitter.com/PardesSeleh/status/1395093475230724103?s=20

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Since the content of recruitment ads are completely real and not actors, we know that the US Marines used to fight actual lava monsters

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ

How have we fallen so far?!

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Ha. Because of the embed cutoff, it looks like he says he hates women. That's amusing. Now to click and see what he was actually trying to say...

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Feliday Melody posted:

As much as I'd like to steal this joke I'll just post it instead.


https://twitter.com/gatorpolitic/status/1395769803193913345?s=20

I like how this cartoon is mocking a very real problem, but attacking the wrong side of it and also claiming that side is the irrational and/or reactionary party.

Like, am I supposed to pretend all these dipshit chuds/anti-maskers are suddenly honest? That they wouldn't use the new mandate as an excuse? It's literally already happening.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1395834701651324930

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