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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

YOU GOT ME

That's pretty rare though. Probably more fire starts now from gender reveals than volcanoes during the past million years.

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

SirPablo posted:

80-90% of wildfires are human caused. The only way nature gets them going is lightning.

does "human caused" in California include lovely unmaintained utilities sparking in high winds and starting mystery fires, because that seems to happen a lot

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

the bitcoin of weed posted:

does "human caused" in California include lovely unmaintained utilities sparking in high winds and starting mystery fires, because that seems to happen a lot

Unless utility poles grow naturally, then yes.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

is Texas gonna get hit by a sneak attack tropical storm before June?

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

El Burbo posted:

is Texas gonna get hit by a sneak attack tropical storm before June?



Hell yeah gently caress me up bro!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I'm in TX and I lust for death

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
so is this a year where the hurricanes are going to be bigger than normal, or just a regular sized hurricane season?

(modulo climate change, ofc)

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





htown till i drown baby

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

redleader posted:

so is this a year where the hurricanes are going to be bigger than normal, or just a regular sized hurricane season?

(modulo climate change, ofc)

NOAA says “above average”

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Hurricane season is now from Jan 1 to Dec 31. Have a nice Day

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



[img-daffy-and-bugs-hurricane-season-derecho-season.gif]

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

SirPablo posted:

YOU GOT ME

That's pretty rare though. Probably more fire starts now from gender reveals than volcanoes during the past million years.

a volcano is nature's gender reveal

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

George H.W. oval office posted:

htown till i drown baby

Soon a hypercane will ride up the bay - splitting all of the refineries open and flooding the city in purple as the dirty south prophecy foretold.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/tropicaltidbits/status/1396112492284186625?s=21

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006
Weeeeeeaaaaak. The Pacific basin already had a super typhoon (category 5 equivalent, with like 180 mph winds IIRC). You’re telling me the Atlantic can’t even muster a hurricane for its first storm?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
They replaced alpha/beta/gamma storm names, right? Wonder how many new names we'll get to try out this year.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

shirts and skins posted:

They replaced alpha/beta/gamma storm names, right? Wonder how many new names we'll get to try out this year.

Here are the primary and auxiliary lists for the year:

Ana Bill Claudette Danny Elsa Fred Grace Henri Ida Julian Kate
Larry Mindy Nicholas Odette Peter Rose Sam Teresa Victor Wanda

Adria Braylen Caridad Deshawn Emery Foster Gemma Heath Isla Jacobus Kenzie
Lucio Makayla Nolan Orlanda Pax Ronin Sophie Tayshaun Viviana Will

Hurricane Lucio play of the game inc

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



My son is also named Hurricane Bort

GEMorris
Aug 28, 2002

Glory To the Order!
Hypercane Braylen is both the obvious and inevitable way this all will end.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Oldest Man posted:

Here are the primary and auxiliary lists for the year:

Ana Bill Claudette Danny Elsa Fred Grace Henri Ida Julian Kate
Larry Mindy Nicholas Odette Peter Rose Sam Teresa Victor Wanda

Adria Braylen Caridad Deshawn Emery Foster Gemma Heath Isla Jacobus Kenzie
Lucio Makayla Nolan Orlanda Pax Ronin Sophie Tayshaun Viviana Will

Hurricane Lucio play of the game inc

Hurricane Ronin passes through Houston but it strangely looks like everything's still okay then a day later all the buildings all spontaneously collapse at the same time

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Hurricanes Peter and Rose fuse together into one superhurricane that then precisely targets the geographic center of New York

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
hi gay i'm caridad

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

The Oldest Man posted:

Here are the primary and auxiliary lists for the year:

Ana Bill Claudette Danny Elsa Fred Grace Henri Ida Julian Kate
Larry Mindy Nicholas Odette Peter Rose Sam Teresa Victor Wanda

Adria Braylen Caridad Deshawn Emery Foster Gemma Heath Isla Jacobus Kenzie
Lucio Makayla Nolan Orlanda Pax Ronin Sophie Tayshaun Viviana Will

Hurricane Lucio play of the game inc

lol these names are awesome

kater
Nov 16, 2010

they should do it like that word game where all the names have to end with the next letter in line.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

:unsmith:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykz_dbpYRPU

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Tornado warnings in Adams county north of Denver. Have y'all heard anything?

OK baizuo
Mar 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Reed Timmer is streaming chasing a storm near Limon, CO that put down a good tornado earlier

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



The Oldest Man posted:

Here are the primary and auxiliary lists for the year:

Ana Bill Claudette Danny Elsa Fred Grace Henri Ida Julian Kate
Larry Mindy Nicholas Odette Peter Rose Sam Teresa Victor Wanda

Adria Braylen Caridad Deshawn Emery Foster Gemma Heath Isla Jacobus Kenzie
Lucio Makayla Nolan Orlanda Pax Ronin Sophie Tayshaun Viviana Will

it's actually happening

feller
Jul 5, 2006


VectorSigma posted:

it's actually happening



lmao

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Tornadoes? In eastern Colorado?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

SirPablo posted:

Tornadoes? In eastern Colorado?

At this time of year? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

VectorSigma posted:

it's actually happening



lol

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Hurricane Elsa is gonna be a hell of a storm

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Cup Runneth Over posted:

Hurricane Elsa is gonna be a hell of a storm

"Let it Blooowwwwwww!"

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




21 ultramarathon runners killed by hail storm in china when they were surprise blasted by freezing rain in the high mountains with only running shorts on

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/23/world/asia/china-ultramarathon-deaths.html

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It did say ultra

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Slay Kween

https://twitter.com/NOAASatellitePA/status/1397567434345926656?s=19

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HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Hurricane Elsa is gonna be a hell of a storm

Hurricane Elsa coming in as an absolute wrecker of a Cat5 and scouring many homes such that the entire Elsa fandom of the eastern seaboard is destroyed as people can't bring themselves to say, "Elsa" any more due to the 4,000 deaths would be darkly humorous.

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