Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

lmao emi

# ? May 22, 2021 02:38

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:20

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

omg poor lulu

# ? May 22, 2021 02:48

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1395919083099537417

this spot ruled lol

# ? May 22, 2021 02:51

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

this main event is a hoss off and it owns

# ? May 22, 2021 03:01

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

omg she ded

# ? May 22, 2021 03:13

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

THAT CHOP

# ? May 22, 2021 03:14

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Tokiko's chest is SO red

# ? May 22, 2021 03:16

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

oof that was brutal

# ? May 22, 2021 03:18

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

holy poo poo that finish was great

# ? May 22, 2021 03:18

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

rip window

# ? May 22, 2021 03:22

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Low volume Chie!

# ? May 22, 2021 03:22

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

silent janken is like a pressure pot

# ? May 22, 2021 03:22

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

window noooooo lol

# ? May 22, 2021 03:23

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

everyone being so quiet is great lol

CHIE NOOOOO

# ? May 22, 2021 03:24

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

yeah that was an all-timer

# ? May 22, 2021 03:26

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

https://twitter.com/KiraRi_1104/status/1396095344237182976

# ? May 22, 2021 23:41

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #119: HANA KIMURA MEMORIAL PRE-SHOW
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

STARTING SOON

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match card for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

quote:

Colorsful Fight! SAKI returns once again!

Ayano Irie & SAKI VS Chie Koishikawa & Waka Tsukiyama

What a debut the Panda loving Ayano Irie had! With a truly unique...Limb targeting? Ayano devastated the Ears of her opponents, while impressing the ChocoPro audience with her techniques. It is wonderful how easily all of the Actwres Girl'Z Colors members have fit in! The pastel clad Snow Princess Idol will be paired up with the Double Champ of AWG, ChocoPro favorite SAKI! It's gonna be Kawild! SAKI is known for her sumo infused power moves, her mastery of the Campana, and her sense of fashion that is far ahead of the rest of us! Did you know her original emoji was a Hippo, but YouTube deletes that emoji, so she uses the Lion! Speaking of Lions, her custom Colors belt is quite the sight! Anyone that utilizes the vader bomb is great in my book, but SAKI is the total package even beyond that!

They'll be taking on the Speed Demon team of Chie Koishikawa & Waka Tsukiyama! Too Much Energy Chie might have been silenced at the end of 118 due to a certain Window mishap we'll get into later, but she will make up for it in spades tonight! The Frantic Fencer was the MVP of Season 6, and she definitely has earned it. This nimble fighter is a breath of fresh air: literally everything about her style is unique! How can she be so creative with her variants? Chie's Chops alone (backhanded knuckle chops modeled after sword attacks) are fantastic! The Delightful Demon Waka meanwhile has become a staple of ChocoPro quicker than Chie can say �Hellooooo!�. This deceitful trickster has managed to enthrall a large portion of the audience and made her mark in Ichigaya. What devilish tricks will she come up with this time? Will she ever get her revenge on Emi Sakura? Expect a lot of �Kawaii Evil� in this bout!

Road to Pencil War: Battle with the Best Bros!

Best Bros (Mei Suruga & Baliyan Akki) VS Pencil Army (Lulupencil & Emi Sakura)

Baliyan Akki finally broke one of the Ichigaya windows. We have known it was coming for a long time...and honestly the fact that it took 118 Episodes for it to happen is shocking on its own! The Ace of ChocoPro will almost certainly have fixed it by the time the new episode starts, but we can now add �Window Breaker� to his list of titles! While the battle against Otoki was fierce, the Zephyr of Ichigaya came out on top...never bet against Baliyan Akki! His breezy strikes, his effortless flight, and his cool demeanor will some day propel him to the top of the world, but for now he has to team up with his bro (Mei Suruga) to take down a familiar foe. The �Red Devil� Mei has been growing more and more rotten lately, worried that all the new arrivals from AWG are stealing her spotlight. The Big Apple is very close to celebrating her 3rd Anniversary, releasing new merch to mark the occasion! But that doesn't stop her from being a goblin (even if she denies it!). Her chaotic goblin side is cruel as it is clever, pairing that with Mei's immense technical ability and in ring tactics...the Pencil Army better be prepared! The Best Bros are known for their flashy coordination and synergy (despite being rivals!)

Pi-pi! Pi-pi-pi! Pencil Army marches forth...again! Though maybe a bit slower. Last episode, it was revealed that Emi Sakura had gained a new minor injury during training, so add a slight hobble to the already recovering shoulder wound! Be careful, Emi Pencil! While she was still able to bust out some of her signature power moves, Emi is definitely going to need Lulupencil (the Leader of Pencil Army) to hold up her end of the bargain. The OG Pencil Army has yet to score a victory, but that doesn't mean you should count them out! It is hard to describe exactly what makes ChocoPro's only Unit so popular. It is a complex puzzle made up of so many little pieces! Lulu has one of the biggest drives in wrestling, she is just physically weak! What she lacks in speed and power can be made up for by strategy and doing what she can, against all odds! The Pencil Army is preparing to take on a seemingly impossible task next Episode...so they will need to prove themselves here, against the Best Bros! Pencil Army never dies! But take heart, Lulu...The Betrayer will surely be watching...

Last Words on Sports contributes the hot linkable images and has a more sober overview of the card HERE

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

# ? May 23, 2021 01:41

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO CHIE

# ? May 23, 2021 02:08

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Chie�s gonna take someone�s eye out with that sword at some point

# ? May 23, 2021 02:09

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Might be the first time mei even attempted to do her job as ref

# ? May 23, 2021 02:11

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

30 seconds in and she allowed a pitchfork stabbing

# ? May 23, 2021 02:12

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

GANBATE LULU

KEEP THAT SPIRIT UP

# ? May 23, 2021 02:36

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Lulu is actually out wrestling Akki :eyepop:

# ? May 23, 2021 02:38

PotatoJudge: May 22, 2004; Tell me about the rabbits, George

Hair braiding as offense

# ? May 23, 2021 02:40

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

EMI with a finger pencil of doom

# ? May 23, 2021 02:44

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

MEI ATE THE FINGER PENCIL SOLDIER

# ? May 23, 2021 02:46

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

the result was inevitable but this is good training for VENY

# ? May 23, 2021 02:55

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Reminder: Hana Kimura English stream starts in 5 minutes
https://www.fite.tv/watch/hana-kimura-memorial-matane/2p9bx/

The GDT is here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968102

# ? May 23, 2021 02:57

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

lmao mei you loving suck

# ? May 23, 2021 02:58

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Lol mei so close yet so far

# ? May 23, 2021 02:59

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I was wondering why they went into Janken Speed Mode, I guess they didn't want to bleed in to the Hana show

# ? May 23, 2021 03:03

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

https://twitter.com/obeybrookes/status/1396508886085947392?s=21

# ? May 23, 2021 17:53

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

TV Zombie posted:

https://twitter.com/obeybrookes/status/1396508886085947392?s=21

The most evil man on Earth.

# ? May 23, 2021 21:51

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1396807814601789445

Brookes is going to sell like a madman for Lulupencil and I absolutely cannot wait for it

E:

https://twitter.com/lulupencil_gtmv/status/1396758612110766081

gently caress HIM UP, LULU

DJExile fucked around with this message at 14:01 on May 24, 2021

# ? May 24, 2021 13:47

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Pencil Army ending wasn't a mentioned stipulation!

# ? May 24, 2021 14:48

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

I keep giggling uncontrollably every time my eyes fall to the left in that picture and see Fujita being a total loving ham in overalls and doing the wolverine claws with pencils we all did as kids

# ? May 24, 2021 14:54

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

https://twitter.com/lulupencil_gtmv/status/1396503516445741057?s=20

In this house we support Lulupencil without question

# ? May 24, 2021 15:33

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1396846084933050369

I question Chris's strategy of picking on the referee

# ? May 24, 2021 17:13

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

DeathChicken posted:

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1396846084933050369

I question Chris's strategy of picking on the referee

https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1396851121541435397?s=20

great reply from Mei

God I love how self-aware everyone is

E: lmao Mei's not even trying to hide her laugh in that spot

DJExile fucked around with this message at 17:32 on May 24, 2021

# ? May 24, 2021 17:24

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:20

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

2 hours to go.

The game day thread is here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968521

# ? May 25, 2021 00:01

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