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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Now I'm weighing crucifixion vs burning at the stake and I'll probably take burning because they usually strangled you first and even if they didn't it wouldn't be days of slow torture.

Anime Bernie Bro
Feb 4, 2020

FUCK MY ASSHOLE, LOL

ymgve posted:

1/10000 is still «you will never meet one face to face in real life» numbers

for you

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

One More Fat Nerd posted:

No, I'm saying being shocked (and maybe eyeballing your neighbor who talks about their dog in suspiciously romantic language) after finding out that beastiality is a 1/10,000 (or more) case instead of a "basically literally never" case is a pretty normal reaction, and Incels take normal reactions and turn them towards inceldom.

I thought it was a "literally never" thing until the Mr. Hands thing. Threads on this forum about that incident (and also the old fetlife mock threads) led me to realize theres a whole world of gross weidos out there that I previously thought only existed in jokes about shepherds.

someone hasn't watched the Vice special on donkey loving in Colombia

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/theage/status/1395900891862085637

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
No, the other fash pack.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Jesus was a trans man, seems like the Romans are #problematic.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

tokin opposition posted:

Jesus was a trans man, seems like the Romans are #problematic.

The Romans had an LGBT-inclusive army

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

gradenko_2000 posted:

The Romans had an LGBT-inclusive army

it's hard out there for a cishet legionnaire

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Filthy Hans posted:

it's hard out there for a cishet legionnaire

Indeed, it's quite galling

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

No, I'm saying being shocked (and maybe eyeballing your neighbor who talks about their dog in suspiciously romantic language) after finding out that beastiality is a 1/10,000 (or more) case instead of a "basically literally never" case is a pretty normal reaction, and Incels take normal reactions and turn them towards inceldom.

I thought it was a "literally never" thing until the Mr. Hands thing. Threads on this forum about that incident (and also the old fetlife mock threads) led me to realize theres a whole world of gross weidos out there that I previously thought only existed in jokes about shepherds.

It's because these people spend literally all their free time watching fetish pornography and believe it to be true and accurate depictions of real life

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006

Zeroisanumber posted:

Now I'm weighing crucifixion vs burning at the stake and I'll probably take burning because they usually strangled you first and even if they didn't it wouldn't be days of slow torture.

that one a no brainier burn me. I’ve been told by someone who had 60% of the son burned that being burned alive is the most painful thing that’s they can conceive of. everything I’ve read about crucifixion is worse and longer.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
idk do you hafta undergo the entire multi-day crucifixion or do you get to be stabbed by a bored soldier partway through the first day

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



owns

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

trick question

best method is locating the cat cables

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

idk do you hafta undergo the entire multi-day crucifixion or do you get to be stabbed by a bored soldier partway through the first day

I just grin and I'm like "water you waiting for" to Longinus and he doesn't get it but he will

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Dr. Killjoy posted:

trick question

best method is locating the cat cables

A middling cable guy could do most of the things you see in spy movies

Source: I was a middling cable guy

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
and here i thought the solution was to spray pant over the lens

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Junpei posted:

and here i thought the solution was to spray pant over the lens

First you gotta peer deeply into the lens and say something snarky

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Junpei posted:

and here i thought the solution was to spray pant over the lens

Why even get near the camera while it's on when you could disable the drop to the house, the tap where the drop originates, the LE feeding the tap, or the amp feeding the neighborhood

e in a screenplay I read once

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
If you do a HALO drop onto the roof you won't need to worry about the cameras covering the driveway and the front roof

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i just carry several floor length mirrors when i do crime

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The Saucer Hovers posted:

i just carry several floor length mirrors when i do crime

NO-ONE EVER DETECTS >>THE REFLECTOR<<!!!

Reflector, AWAY!

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
The best crimes are one where:

- It takes weeks or months to be discovered
- happens at a place with enough people going through it that you cannot be singled out
- are embarrassing to powerful people and/or gives them good reason to want it buried
- falls so far outside the law as to be difficult to find anything to pin on you (get creative!)
- always in Minecraft, I learned this on old goon Minecraft servers

cmerepaul
Nov 28, 2005
That's not chapstick!
https://twitter.com/JoshuaBaum93/status/1395157566271885314

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
theres been worse methods of evangelism

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
lol, thanks gerry

https://twitter.com/Ciara87C/status/1396044140509601795

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Filthy Hans posted:

someone hasn't watched the Vice special on donkey loving in Colombia

Link plz

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
who amongst us hasn't seen a video of a woman at least jerking a horse?

let them cast the first stone

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I was watching The Grand Tour in the sort of company that permits this, and when they went to Cartagena, I mentioned the Vice piece. Imagine my surprise when May & co. came across similar incidents.

I have to say that I don’t hear about Cartagena a lot, and it’s not looking good.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Heeeey, it's where my Mom's from! Her family bought the house she was born in for about $4000 in 1947. It recently sold essentially unchanged for over $3million. She can never move home again.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


I loving rode past this place today and was so confused.

"Pearce, 27, got a tattoo of a bicycle on his left buttock after a 2013 charity bike ride through Cambodia, where he met his now business partner, Marcus Crook, 33. It was on the ride, which raised funds for child-protection organisation Child Wise Cambodia, that the pair struck up the friendship that would anchor their crusade against youth homelessness in Melbourne. But if it hadn’t been for the singer Sting, HoMie might never have come into being."

Like that's a noble goal they have but this poo poo is always insufferable people "helping" in such roundabout ways. Flying to Cambodia to ride bike to help a charity?

Starting a fashion label? Even referring to it as a business? To solve youth homelessness?

Animal Friend has issued a correction as of 14:29 on May 22, 2021

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CPIyUIwhAU6/

"Epstan" is extremely good

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/barbiecenobite/status/1395906040919646212

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1396085190460678144?s=19

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


Broke: Remember Sailor!

Woke: Brave female soldier

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/donaldp1917/status/1395886486915063810

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine


Not only is this horribly offensive in every loving way, showing liberals' whole asses about everything, right up to lumping together 'lol rape is actually good when it's Joe Biden doing it' with something entirely unrelated in order to diminish it even further... but it's clearly about ME.

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