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endocriminologist posted:*flies around in my gay little ufo in a way that makes u irritated*
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May 22, 2021 22:41
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people in this thread are repeating and futhering harmful anti-xenos tropes, like anal probing and cow molesting. do better.
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May 22, 2021 22:44
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I’m like, stupid aliens lol. when they arrive I’m gonna be like this poo poo is lame do better
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May 22, 2021 22:46
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You know I thought about it and it's entirely possible the recent UFO thing is Reid calling in a bunch of favors with Biden to get all of the UFO poo poo finally released
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May 22, 2021 22:52
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Log082 posted:Harry Reid has always been into this poo poo. He wants to know as bad as we do, or so he says. Honestly that attitude instead of just "haha aliens sure" and a smug smile is most of what convinces me the government has no clue what these things are. What I've noticed is, about a wide range of topics, someone in the employ of the us probably knows a lot of cool secret poo poo about whatever it is they specifically do, but thinking of any government as a singular information monolith is probably heinously inaccurate. I would be surprised if congress is kept appraised, merely by the virtue of them being congress.
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May 22, 2021 23:24
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I'm harry Reid ama
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May 22, 2021 23:38
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ok hear me out. the lasting pop cultural impression of aliens is rooted in the true story of a crashed ship, area 51, etc. lockheed had limited success reverse engineering the ship (the fluxliner) at some point there was a conflict between US personnel and the aliens, one or more more aliens died. when they passed, the drive in the fluxliner was bricked, it suddenly stopped working and no one could understand why. cut to decades later and the US military is seeing strange craft all over the place, turns out they know for sure aliens existed but have no idea if these ships are new visitors, or the reverse engineered result of china’s own visitation in the roswell time frame
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May 22, 2021 23:51
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https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1396230247700369412?s=19 Probably of some interest to this thread.
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May 22, 2021 23:57
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PawParole posted:people in this thread are repeating and futhering harmful anti-xenos tropes, like anal probing and cow molesting. The fact that you still call them xenos instead of alternative life forms really shows you're just here to scold instead of help. Do better.
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May 22, 2021 23:57
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Grapplejack posted:You know I thought about it and it's entirely possible the recent UFO thing is Reid calling in a bunch of favors with Biden to get all of the UFO poo poo finally released This is all building up to the UAP report in June, which was mandated by Congress when Trump was president, I don't think Biden being prez has anything to do with it
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May 23, 2021 00:03
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The Demilich posted:Post more creepy as gently caress alien gifs. 
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May 23, 2021 01:40
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Zisky posted:https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1396230247700369412?s=19 maybe they just ate some moldy bread and started tripping balls and didn't understand what was happening
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May 23, 2021 01:43
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Riot Bimbo posted:It's aliens. We're an experiment; the experiment has been crashed by other aliens, and now there's gonna be a war over what to do about the idiot sentient apes that are now no longer useful in their original design. This sounds a lot cooler than meaningless climate extinction so I support this theory
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May 23, 2021 02:20
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Mola Yam posted:yeah that's the one. i wish they hadn't taken such a shotgun approach to their "evidence" because some of it is pretty weak imo. but the puffballs are compelling (the way new ones appear and grow without the existing ones around them moving at all). still, could be little balls of frozen minerals or something I guess. ok last word on the puffballs the guy's a fucken crank, i hate him now. they're just rocks. original sol 1145 image: https://mars.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/all/1/m/1145/1M229830522EFF81O7P2956M2M1.HTML original sol 1148 image: https://mars.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/all/1/m/1148/1M230096787EFF81O7P2956M2M1.HTML he's just completely photoshopped the position of the rocks in the 1145 image to kinda match the 1148 image. like massively and blatantly. absolute cockhead. does highlight something i hate about popsci "debunkings" though; they were all like "this guys a looney! what a crazy!" and left it at that. even the scientists they spoke to didn't go beyond that in the articles I saw. and yeah, turns out they were right, but do a bit of digging and prove it.
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May 23, 2021 02:41
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i dont understand the theory that ufos are an excuse for the USA to do military buildup for the cold war/ cold war II. arent the cold wars a good enough excuse
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May 23, 2021 02:57
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Mola Yam posted:ok last word on the puffballs i clicked on the page someone linked earlier and found that this dude has been writing variations of this for like 20 years and ive never heard of any of them so that just says crank to me
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May 23, 2021 02:58
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Farm Frenzy posted:i dont understand the theory that ufos are an excuse for the USA to do military buildup for the cold war/ cold war II. arent the cold wars a good enough excuse My brother thinks we might have gotten fiber optic technology from a crashed UFO, but like the cold war was the impetus for a lot of technological advances, including that one. I could see the DoD leaning into UFOs as an excuse for more funding though, having a threat to justify their spending is pretty important
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May 23, 2021 03:08
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why would the DOD need to do that when they can already just point to russia and china as they have done for the last century
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May 23, 2021 03:11
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Hirsute posted:My brother thinks we might have gotten fiber optic technology from a crashed UFO, but like the cold war was the impetus for a lot of technological advances, including that one. I could see the DoD leaning into UFOs as an excuse for more funding though, having a threat to justify their spending is pretty important Corso calls out fiber optics specifically as one of the bits of alien tech we got out of the Roswell crash, silicon chips being another. The Day After Roswell is worth reading, it's a lot of fun and Corso also tricked Strom Thurmond into writing an intro so that's funny. One of his claims was that Earth had fought and won a covert war against the ETs though which casts this unfortunate pallor of the book being obvious bullshit, sadly.
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May 23, 2021 03:12
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so what is the logic of the "this is a psyop" argument that all of these accounts of ufos were manufactured (even though some of these had been around for years and just didnt get mainsteam attention) or that these things are real events that the cia or whoever is just abusing to their own ends
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May 23, 2021 03:15
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Zokari posted:so what is the logic of the "this is a psyop" argument they're doing it just to gently caress with us
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May 23, 2021 03:16
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It's not about funding it's about distracting people so they aren't fermenting dissent Wether or not there is a real phenomena here is irrelevant to the people pushing it
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May 23, 2021 03:28
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nobody cares about ufos. who is being distracted
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May 23, 2021 03:28
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I never said it was a good plan
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May 23, 2021 03:32
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Farm Frenzy posted:nobody cares about ufos. who is being distracted Navy pilots
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May 23, 2021 03:35
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Tighclops posted:It's not about funding it's about distracting people so they aren't fermenting dissent Fermented dissent is me talking to the bar normies about the evils of capitalism after three 9% beers. I think you are after "fomenting" Irrelevant to your point and I am not meaning to be an rear end in a top hat sometimes words are just like that and if you didn't know now you do
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May 23, 2021 03:46
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Fermented dissent is me talking to the bar normies about the evils of capitalism after three 9% beers. no you know what I wasn't sure if that was a word or not so thanks for helping me out 
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May 23, 2021 03:55
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Fermenting Dissent is a lame podcast by leftish beer nerds
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May 23, 2021 03:57
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coathat posted:Navy pilots drat. when the revolution comes we're not going to have carrier support because they're all chasing ufos at least the ballistic missile subs will still be on cspams side
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May 23, 2021 04:00
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Zokari posted:so what is the logic of the "this is a psyop" argument Richard doty was feeding fake stories to ufo guys for decades as part of an air force operation. He even made up majestic 12. Betty and barney hill were civil rights activists that were mkultra victims. The logic is that the government has been using aliens as cover for psyops for almost a century, so assuming that the government is lying makes sense. What the ends of the pysops guys are is up for interpretation. They could be trying to scare people into trusting the government. They could be trying to make everybody crazy. They could be trying to distract from their own wanton criminality. They could be trying to get more money for the desperately underfunded weapons manufacturers. I think the ufos are the product of a non-human intelligence though, because they behave inconsistently with any human technology
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May 23, 2021 04:04
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gently caress I was so distracted by ufos i missed my chance to dissolve the cia
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May 23, 2021 04:12
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I guess the doty stuff could also be to provide an explanation for experimental aircraft sightings ie: u2, sr71, black helicopters. Which would be in line with the blink 182 videos being cover for some kind of new hosed up drone that can go sicko mode
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May 23, 2021 04:22
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Hatebag posted:I guess the doty stuff could also be to provide an explanation for experimental aircraft sightings ie: u2, sr71, black helicopters. Which would be in line with the blink 182 videos being cover for some kind of new hosed up drone that can go sicko mode it's me, i'm the guy explaining my secret aircraft that no one else has spotted by publishing videos of it. 12D chess motherfuckers
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May 23, 2021 04:28
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the public would never accept a new kind of drone without blink 182 providing cover
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May 23, 2021 04:36
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Zokari posted:the public would never accept a new kind of drone without blink 182 providing cover I think you've cracked it. we've been looking at this backwards. it's not that they keep it secret, it's that the new secret drone drivers want to show off! but when this started under the turmp admin, they knew anything they disclosed would just get ignored in favor of trumps latest tweet! their big mistake was gambling that people would find aliens more interesting than turnk
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May 23, 2021 04:39
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All the Small Things is about being abducted by aliens.
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May 23, 2021 04:42
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this headline erases decades of mysterious airship sightings 
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May 23, 2021 04:51
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Atrocious Joe posted:this headline erases decades of mysterious airship sightings do the eye witnesses describe propellers?
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May 23, 2021 04:52
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Log082 posted:it's me, i'm the guy explaining my secret aircraft that no one else has spotted by publishing videos of it. 12D chess motherfuckers That's what they did with all those other secret aircraft though. They encouraged insane people to call them flying saucers by gaslighting them. I don't really get it but i guess nobody really knew about the sr71 until it was out of service or the stealth helicopters until they were used to assassinate bin laden and then mainly because they crashed one, so i guess it works
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May 23, 2021 04:54
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Roswell was a cia high-altitude mylar balloon conducting infrasound sensing of soviet atmospheric nuclear testing (the idea being nukes produce detectable shockwaves that travel all the way around the earth and you can use them to infer on the bomb's strength). Ironically "weather balloons" are p much exactly what they were, one of them popped and they had to quickly scoop it up lest some gomer find the equipment
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