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i am harry posted:do the eye witnesses describe propellers? i'm just looking at wikipedia, but only one incident, not the one pictured, is the airship noted as having propellers. quote:The vehicle was apparently propelled by three large propellers and crewed by a beautiful, nude woman and a bearded man, also nude.
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Hatebag posted:That's what they did with all those other secret aircraft though. They encouraged insane people to call them flying saucers by gaslighting them. I don't really get it but i guess nobody really knew about the sr71 until it was out of service or the stealth helicopters until they were used to assassinate bin laden and then mainly because they crashed one, so i guess it works Bennewitz even saw the goddamn stealth bomber that crashed during a test flight while he was flying over restricted airspace and sketched what he saw, and subconsciously interpreted it as a super scifi spaceship - it's already weird enough compared to previous aircraft, but he took it one step further with scifi gewgaws. Reminds me of a test a Loch Ness tv show did where they dragged a stick thru the Loch in front of an audience and had them draw what they saw, one lady added a head and face a la Nessie.
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:01 |
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Hatebag posted:That's what they did with all those other secret aircraft though. They encouraged insane people to call them flying saucers by gaslighting them. I don't really get it but i guess nobody really knew about the sr71 until it was out of service or the stealth helicopters until they were used to assassinate bin laden and then mainly because they crashed one, so i guess it works The helicopters are especially hilarious because silent black helicopters have been a staple of the most tooth grinding insane conspiracy theories for decades, there's even a joke about them in the Mel Gibson movie Conspiracy Theory, and I'm sure there's references to them in The X-Files
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:05 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:i'm just looking at wikipedia, but only one incident, not the one pictured, is the airship noted as having propellers. This is even cooler than aliens imo
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Jetto Jagga posted:Bennewitz even saw the goddamn stealth bomber that crashed during a test flight while he was flying over restricted airspace and sketched what he saw, and subconsciously interpreted it as a super scifi spaceship - it's already weird enough compared to previous aircraft, but he took it one step further with scifi gewgaws. Reminds me of a test a Loch Ness tv show did where they dragged a stick thru the Loch in front of an audience and had them draw what they saw, one lady added a head and face a la Nessie. Yeah loch ness is great because a guy made up nessie after he saw king kong lol.
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:09 |
Inspector Hound posted:The helicopters are especially hilarious because silent black helicopters have been a staple of the most tooth grinding insane conspiracy theories for decades, there's even a joke about them in the Mel Gibson movie Conspiracy Theory, and I'm sure there's references to them in The X-Files You get flown around in one in deus ex (1999) on your mission against the illuminati!
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:10 |
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Inspector Hound posted:This is even cooler than aliens imo There's a pretty lame novel from the early 80s called Genesis that ties together the whole UFO conspiracy matrix of the time via a genius Victorian era inventor who created the airships and then flying saucers for Hitler before scrapering to Antarctica. Eventually collapses under its own weight juggling all the threads.
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:13 |
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The Demilich posted:Post more creepy as gently caress alien gifs. enjoy a creepy interview with a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thdzV3VGzwo&t=2148s
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:19 |
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"black helicopters" was shorthand for batshit conspiracy theories during the clinton administration
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:30 |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_helicopter The black helicopter is a symbol of an alleged conspiratorial military takeover of the United States in the American militia movement, and has also been associated with UFOs,[1] especially in the UK,[2] men in black, and similar conspiracies.[4][2][5][6] Overview Edit Stories of black helicopters first appeared in the 1970s, and were linked to reports of cattle mutilation.[7][8] It is possible that the idea originated in Hal Lindsey's book The Late, Great Planet Earth, published in 1970 and popular among conspiracy theorists. Lindsey conjectured that the locust-like creatures referenced in the Book of Revelation in the New Testament were actually helicopters, which John had never seen and thus did not know how to describe.[9] ... Media attention to black helicopters increased in February 1995, when first-term Republican northern Idaho Representative Helen Chenoweth charged that armed federal agents were landing black helicopters on Idaho ranchers' property to enforce the Endangered Species Act. "I have never seen them", Chenoweth said in an interview in The New York Times. "But enough people in my district have become concerned that I can't just ignore it. We do have some proof."[10]
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:35 |
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unmarked black helicopters are absolutely real, I grew up a few miles away from Mount Weather and every now and then you'd hear the noise and oh hey there's another fed chopper going to the secret mountain base in the 2000s remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still they have Mount Weather looking like it's in the desert in Nevada instead if being on a hillside in Virginia and it's very funny. X files got it right when they had Mulder imprisoned there.
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:40 |
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Like at this point there's essentially no reason not to just believe in the men in black for real e yes I'm high I don't see how that's relevant
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6okTYZVGFY
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# ? May 23, 2021 05:55 |
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i am harry posted:do the eye witnesses describe propellers? I assume it's like how articles about ufo sightings love to use a movie screenshot in their clickbait thumbnail.
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# ? May 23, 2021 07:16 |
Inspector Hound posted:Like at this point there's essentially no reason not to just believe in the men in black for real e: nvm i'm drunk
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# ? May 23, 2021 07:50 |
it's weird to have the same feeling itt that i did in january 2020 in the covid thread
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# ? May 23, 2021 07:52 |
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pancake rabbit posted:it's weird to have the same feeling itt that i did in january 2020 in the covid thread that tingling feeling in your taint is a deep desire for tom delonge to be 100% vindicated
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# ? May 23, 2021 07:59 |
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pancake rabbit posted:it's weird to have the same feeling itt that i did in january 2020 in the covid thread same but this time i'm not sure how many beans i need to buy
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# ? May 23, 2021 08:03 |
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blatman posted:same but this time i'm not sure how many beans i need to buy i bought too many last time and i’m still not done all the basmati
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# ? May 23, 2021 08:06 |
blatman posted:same but this time i'm not sure how many beans i need to buy something something navy beans
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# ? May 23, 2021 08:10 |
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pancake rabbit posted:it's weird to have the same feeling itt that i did in january 2020 in the covid thread the public is going to take some basic facts, misconstrue them with help from the media/facebook, and end up with outrageous, dangerously paranoid positions.
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# ? May 23, 2021 08:10 |
Pooky posted:the public is going to take some basic facts, misconstrue them with help from the media/facebook, and end up with outrageous, dangerously paranoid positions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
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# ? May 23, 2021 08:15 |
pancake rabbit posted:it's weird to have the same feeling itt that i did in january 2020 in the covid thread o7
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# ? May 23, 2021 08:26 |
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Farm Frenzy posted:i dont understand the theory that ufos are an excuse for the USA to do military buildup for the cold war/ cold war II. arent the cold wars a good enough excuse Humans have a natural tendency toward helping each other out in times of emergency. With the rise of global crises like global warming and the pandemic, the natural inclination is toward globalization to share resources. This is obviously bad for existing power structures - born from millenia of imperialism, conquest, and greed -- that rely on internal and external conflict to control and extract labor from the masses. I remember reading a usenet post a long long time ago (probably on alt.conspiracy) that described how the West/the Illuminati/whoever are planning to manufacture conflict with the Muslims first, then the Chinese, then the aliens, in an effort to achieve a global Western/white hegemony. This would have been mid-90s, after the WTC and OKC bombings but before 9/11. From what I remember, this global plan did not take into account the external forces of global warming and pandemics, so I suspect that the plan is now falling apart and they are starting Phase III Release the UFOs just to ramp up fear of the Other. also I am high
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# ? May 23, 2021 08:35 |
raspurtin posted:I remember reading a usenet post a long long time ago (probably on alt.conspiracy) that described how the West/the Illuminati/whoever are planning to manufacture conflict with the Muslims first, then the Chinese, then the aliens, in an effort to achieve a global Western/white hegemony. This would have been mid-90s, after the WTC and OKC bombings but before 9/11. From what I remember, this global plan did not take into account the external forces of global warming and pandemics, so I suspect that the plan is now falling apart and they are starting Phase III Release the UFOs just to ramp up fear of the Other.
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# ? May 23, 2021 10:20 |
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the United States government will hire rpg players to larp as the alien invaders. traump will be the gm and the source book will be GURPS Traveller: Interstellar Wars
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# ? May 23, 2021 10:30 |
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Carol Rosin posted:My name is Carol Rosin. I am an educator who became the first woman corporate manager of an Aerospace Company, Fairchild Industries. I am a Space and Missile Defense Consultant and have consulted to a number of companies, organizations, and government departments, even the intelligence community. I was a consultant to TRW working on the MX missile, so I was part of that strategy, which turned out to be a role model for how to sell space-based weapons to the public. The MX missile is yet another weapon system that we didn’t need.
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# ? May 23, 2021 10:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD2186Yh0Uc
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raspurtin posted:I remember reading a usenet post a long long time ago (probably on alt.conspiracy) that described how the West/the Illuminati/whoever are planning to manufacture conflict with the Muslims first, then the Chinese, then the aliens, in an effort to achieve a global Western/white hegemony. This would have been mid-90s, after the WTC and OKC bombings but before 9/11. From what I remember, this global plan did not take into account the external forces of global warming and pandemics, so I suspect that the plan is now falling apart and they are starting Phase III Release the UFOs just to ramp up fear of the Other. It's supposed to be a deathbed confession from one of the usa's imported nazi scientists.
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# ? May 23, 2021 11:47 |
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mid-late 90s was such a golden era for conspiracy stuff on the internet. i remember downloading pages and pages of text files from janky-rear end webrings to print out and read (so I didn't get in trouble for hogging the phone lines with dial-up) plus x-files
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# ? May 23, 2021 11:54 |
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Mola Yam posted:mid-late 90s was such a golden era for conspiracy stuff on the internet. i remember downloading pages and pages of text files from janky-rear end webrings to print out and read (so I didn't get in trouble for hogging the phone lines with dial-up) https://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/alien.ufo
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# ? May 23, 2021 11:55 |
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aahhh poo poo that's the elixir of youth, shoot it into my veins now i just need to find those "jokes.txt" and "ultimate college shenanigans" files and i'll be 16 again.
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# ? May 23, 2021 11:58 |
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yeah but these aliens’ lore is that they could randomly shut nukes off and on and can travel frictionless at 13,000mph. their introduction by the DS/Illuminati could just end up being another crisis that people unite and globalize around in an effort to surrender and present ourselves as peaceful primates.
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# ? May 23, 2021 17:44 |
nope
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# ? May 23, 2021 18:40 |
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lol if this is leading up to watchmen being real
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# ? May 23, 2021 18:54 |
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Pooky posted:The last card that was being held was the extraterrestrial enemy card. The intensity with which he said that, made me realize that he knew something that he was too afraid to mention. !!??
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# ? May 23, 2021 19:02 |
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P. spoopy!!
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If they want more money I'm pretty sure they can just sell more drugs or something
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