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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm still in the "the gently caress is a mission statement?" phase myself, and I don't think "I want to make money" is gonna cut it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGWRAa5uTUQ
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May 4, 2021 12:54
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm still in the "the gently caress is a mission statement?" phase myself, and I don't think "I want to make money" is gonna cut it. Mine is basically the Pokemon theme song applied to bookselling: be the best and catch them all.
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My cat is asleep on my left slipper. Very deeply asleep, doing sleep twitches and everything, but I need that slipper back 
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May 8, 2021 02:00
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I was planning to have a nice, relaxing, do-nothing weekend, because the next week is going to be stressfull. This is the weekend two different building companies found two different unexploded WWII era Bombs in the ground. The first was defused yesterday, and just messed up my shopping, because it closed down the supermarket. My pantry is looking pretty sad. But today, the area is actually evacuated, because the bomb less then 100 metres away from my house needs to be detonated. I know it's a controlled explosion, but I'm still somewhat worried. I already spent a good chunk of yesterday evening calming down a panicking neighbour.
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May 8, 2021 06:17
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Things missing from the item I got from wish today? A charging port. How the hell am I going to make this thing work? I know, I know, Wish always has crap, and they were cheap as poo poo so whatever (a FWP in a FWP, why do I continue to buy bluetooth headphones when I already have my bodyweight in them), but where is the charging port for gently caress's sake Oh, and this gets a rather FWPy resolution, the thing doesn't use a usb (ir micro USB, or mini USB, or Super Ultra Megazord USB port). no. It uses it's own unique type of port. Not a huge thing, but of course. Watch, when it's fully charged it prolly has lasers in them when fully powered. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 17:03 on May 11, 2021 |
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May 11, 2021 14:19
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I just* did a crossword puzzle with the word "Oreo" in it and now I have "The White Stuff" by Weird Al stuck in my head. *fifteen or so minutes ago, actually. That's how long it's been 
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May 14, 2021 21:25
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I estimate there is, at least, 7,393,432,401 reasons for me not buying a drone. I want a loving drone aaaaaagh.
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May 14, 2021 22:06
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I dropped my thermos on the concrete parking lot, and now the part where I put my mouth is scratched up. Unrelated, the pace at which they’re revealing stuff for the upcoming Total War: Warhammer 3 is not fast enough for me. You guys, they announced they’re adding Cathay as a playable army. Cathay! GW has made not so much as a single miniature for them before they blew up the world it takes place in, and this year we get to see them! All the shiny new Kislev stuff is cool, but where’s Cathay?! Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 16:26 on May 18, 2021 |
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May 18, 2021 16:23
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MisterBibs posted:I estimate there is, at least, 7,393,432,401 reasons for me not buying a drone. I wanna get one to make it easy to see if I need to clean the gutters. It's so stupid but...
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May 18, 2021 17:13
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Pastry of the Year posted:I just* did a crossword puzzle with the word "Oreo" in it and now I have "The White Stuff" by Weird Al stuck in my head. You fiend!
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May 18, 2021 18:04
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Nobody wished me a happy World Bee Day yesterday 
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May 22, 2021 07:41
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I had to reinstall Linux to unfuck my computer, and my firefox session and bookmarks was supposed to back up but didn't Goon World problems
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May 22, 2021 10:36
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Bees on Wheat posted:Nobody wished me a happy World Bee Day yesterday I'll wish you a happy belated World Bee Day  
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:I'll wish you a happy belated World Bee Day Aww thanks, those ladies look very dapper in their little hats. 
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May 23, 2021 07:21
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No store even remotely near me carries the packet version of Soy flavor Top Ramen, only the bowls.
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May 23, 2021 16:02
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I follow "One Terabyte of Kilobyte Age", an automated blog that just publishes screenshots of old Geocities pages, and whenever I see a page about someone's pet, I can't help but think "they're dead now"  Yes, I know:  but still, it just pops in there and bums me out.
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May 25, 2021 12:44
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I am mildly frustrated that all the consumer goods I want to waste my money on are now sold like exclusive concert tickets Literally every item on my want list would require trawling discords or following the right tweeter idiot to maybe get an idea of when they might be available and then sitting around a computer hitting f5 to hopefully beat scalper bots I also think this is permanent - retailers finally got just-in-time demand to match just-in-time logistics
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May 25, 2021 16:04
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May 28, 2021 17:44
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Dunno if it helps helps or not but drones are cheap as poo poo nowadays. I got one last year from Walmart for  and one from Amazon with a 2k camera for like 50 bucks.Fancy drones are like 5k, but cheap fun ones are fairly cheap.
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May 29, 2021 06:22
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Bit my lower lip too hard and now anytime I eat something with salt in it, it burns. Kaiju Cage Match posted:I ordered a Jurassic Park logo shirt from Box Lunch (think Hot Topic but less goth) and this is what I got I gotta be honest, this is real funny. Moreso if it has JP branding elsewhere on the shirt as well.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I follow "One Terabyte of Kilobyte Age", an automated blog that just publishes screenshots of old Geocities pages, and whenever I see a page about someone's pet, I can't help but think "they're dead now" I watched a stream on Twitch of random Japanese PSX games being played. One was a pet simulator for cats and there were all these photographs of cats used in the menu backgrounds. I thought about the age of the game, then about how those cats are all gone now, and I had to get away from the computer and lay down because I couldn't stop crying.
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C-Euro posted:Bit my lower lip too hard and now anytime I eat something with salt in it, it burns. Disney will never stop.
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I think my midlife crisis is sneaking up on me. Also, the company that repaired and redid my roof is arguing with me about the bill.
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I bought a whole pack of new socks, and the stretch bands on the cuffs are too tight.
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Working with the SBA is frustrating. They'll send you a request for info and then close your case 24 hours later if they don't hear from you. Meanwhile, they take a minimum of a week to return a call or email. And they act real put out to do even that much.
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C-Euro posted:I gotta be honest, this is real funny. Moreso if it has JP branding elsewhere on the shirt as well. Kuiperdolin posted:Disney will never stop. Disney will purchase Universal at some point and make Blue a princess.
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I'm going to Reykjavik on vacation on Friday and I booked a hotel specifically because it had a spa in it and I wanted to splurge, only to discover that there's a brewery all the way across Iceland that has hot tubs filled with beer. So much better than a NORMAL hot tub.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm going to Reykjavik on vacation on Friday and I booked a hotel specifically because it had a spa in it and I wanted to splurge, only to discover that there's a brewery all the way across Iceland that has hot tubs filled with beer. So much better than a NORMAL hot tub. Gives new meaning to getting on the piss eh?
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm going to Reykjavik on vacation on Friday and I booked a hotel specifically because it had a spa in it and I wanted to splurge, only to discover that there's a brewery all the way across Iceland that has hot tubs filled with beer. So much better than a NORMAL hot tub. The blue lagoon should still have the swim up bar in their geothermal heated pools, so you can get half way there. Also, they have a spa!
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I switched wireless carriers and I got transferred to customer retention when I called my former company to get the info to transfer the number. The lady asked me if I would stay if they could give me an exclusive deal. The exclusive deal was their straight up regular advertised price. Come on, you're at least supposed to try.
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Good: Getting asked to housesit for a friend for a week while the family goes out of town. Bad: Her teenage kids want to stay home once they found out the trip was some camping scenic thing and not a theme park. Now I'm their auntie so it's not like they are strangers, but I will be at work all day and want some nice time to unwind. Worse: one kid is going for half the week (then parents will drive her back down home, then head back out again to finish the vacation), and I would tell them to loving forget it because I did not sign up for loving watching and entertaining teenagers, but the vacation starts tomorrow. Now I'm pissed because the one teen who will be staying home the entire time always pushes his limits with everything, and now I have to plan for meals, when my original idea was to just buy a pizza or two and have that last me the week.
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Why is it still impossible to just stop by a store to buy a PS5? Also, why are so many people even interested in buying a PS5? I am a huge gamer nerd and have owned just about every single video game system released the past 25 years and I hardly see the need to get one at the moment. Guess I can just be happy that this is forcing me to wait for a PS5 slim or Pro version down the road.
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Seriously, it's the Popeye's chicken sandwich of consoles. First world problem here: I'm in Reykjavík, and apparently it is impossible to eat at a restaurant that serves Icelandic food between 2 and 6pm today.
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I was going to go to the zoo today, but my body decided nuh uh. So now I'm washing my laundry (which I'm due for anyway, I cant smell so gently caress if I know if there was... seepage) in "Don't trust the fart, a gurgle, or any reminder that your mom had IBS she genetically passed on" way.
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i'm looking at doctors in my area and almost every one of them has an extremely terrible website. some of them are almost unreadable, like white text on a light blue background. i feel like maybe i shouldn't have to highlight the text on a website to be able to read it 
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That’s actually really good. If a doctor had a great website they’re spending too much time on web design and not enough on doctoring
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Sure. Still though, make your text readable  actually this goes for all websites, ones for fashion labels are even worse about this than the doctors
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Why does a doctor have a website?
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For all their contact info, services offered, hours and other crap like that. although usually you just get a few empty pages and a big “Coming Soon!” banner, last updated in 2018
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