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Merle Shane McDow, US Navy Atlantic Command posted:October 2000
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# ? May 23, 2021 19:52 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:25 |
This is the reason why I'm really conflicted. My gut feeling is that this is largely disinformation to gin up whatever the gently caress they want to do, but clearly they don't have to go through this rigmarole. This is a nightmare nation that will gladly fund anything the current strong daddy desires. Why bother to do this? I also am willing to guess if this is literally aliens, very little will change because they've seemingly been doing this for a while, they don't seem to affect us, and people will move on.
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# ? May 23, 2021 19:59 |
So possible scenarios: 1) It's all gaslighting by the US government for $$$ (weird since they've dropped millions into research this anyhow and could just ask for more money. Congress can't say no to the MIC) 2) It's all gaslighting by a global coalition for... ??? 3) It's an adversary waving their magic drone dicks at us for reasons. 4) It's aliens and their purpose is unknown 5) It's aliens and they're benevolent. Yay utopia. 6) It's aliens and they're malicious. XCOM incoming. 7) It's aliens and they made contact but they're just kinda neutral? Is that sufficiently different from 3?
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:05 |
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Ross DaouThot posted:yeah but these aliens’ lore is that they could randomly shut nukes off and on and can travel frictionless at 13,000mph. their introduction by the DS/Illuminati could just end up being another crisis that people unite and globalize around in an effort to surrender and present ourselves as peaceful primates. lol, lmao
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:10 |
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Tighclops posted:If they want more money I'm pretty sure they can just sell more drugs or something Money printer go brrrrrrr
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:11 |
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Nichael posted:This is the reason why I'm really conflicted. My gut feeling is that this is largely disinformation to gin up whatever the gently caress they want to do, but clearly they don't have to go through this rigmarole. This is a nightmare nation that will gladly fund anything the current strong daddy desires. Why bother to do this? Not to mention, it would take far less effort to weaponize space by calling them routine satellite launches. I can't imagine China going along with the fake alien story either unless they're in on it too
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:14 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:So possible scenarios: 8) We're all just paranoid schizoids that have been conditioned by information and stimulus saturation for the last 3 decades to find patterns and stories where there aren't any. My money's on 4 with a hedge on 6.
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:17 |
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And seriously, what weapon could we possibly have that would be a match for aliens? Like, if you've mastered interstellar travel you can blow up a loving planet no problem, and we wouldn't even see it coming
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:17 |
did the throwawalien stuff get posted yet itt
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:19 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:So possible scenarios: The US is secretly flexing on other nations. Many countries know these craft are possible but only ingenuity made them work. But they can't just tell the public that this tech exists, they'll want more freedoms or use it to help the environment. Some unprofitable garbage like that. So instead you just "leak" test footage, then swing your Zero-Point-powered dick around in backroom meetings. "Sure would be sad if Tokyo was attacked by aliens. Just a shame!" What's Japan going to say? The USA has UFOs and attacked them? lmao
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:20 |
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1.5) It’s all gaslighting by the US government (and/or a couple allies) that for some reason provides useful cover/misinformation for *something* (e.g., something hosed up about some technology they’re working on or whatever)
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:21 |
this is from seven years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...web2x&context=3 quote:Throaway account, because I'm afraid.
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:21 |
that person seems to be unwell
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:29 |
A MIRACLE posted:this is from seven years ago
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:33 |
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A MIRACLE posted:this is from seven years ago this post and the rest of his post history were a trip an intergalactic trip
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:40 |
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Think Less posted:And seriously, what weapon could we possibly have that would be a match for aliens? Like, if you've mastered interstellar travel you can blow up a loving planet no problem, and we wouldn't even see it coming viruses programmed on a powerbook that make a laughing skull pop up on your screen duh
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:40 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:that person seems to be unwell We'll know come July huh?
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# ? May 23, 2021 20:54 |
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its just so crazy that these physics defying being were able to ascertain that America is #1 and our military is the best and must be spied on for decades
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:00 |
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mistermojo posted:its just so crazy that these physics defying being were able to ascertain that America is #1 and our military is the best and must be spied on for decades these things have been sighted all over the world and this very thread has examples from peru, mexico, iran, and japan
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:09 |
nope
Riot Bimbo has issued a correction as of 14:53 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:10 |
The aliens have sided with japan on the strength of their beautiful and strange woodblock print pornography They want to insist we all made a good showing and it really came down to the smallest of details
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:11 |
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mistermojo posted:its just so crazy that these physics defying being were able to ascertain that America is #1 and our military is the best and must be spied on for decades They've been looking at everybody, though, not just the US, if you believe reports from various officials in other countries. The US is just the only group releasing guncam footage.
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:26 |
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A MIRACLE posted:this is from seven years ago I find it kinda funny that while reading that, the thing that stood out to me is the videos of neanderthals and early humans. Aliens are cool and all but I wanna see those loving videos.
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:34 |
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what about the loving alien alloys
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:36 |
Interview with Augustus Caesar, c. A.D. 10 Greys, you show me that poo poo with english subtitles while I'm awake and you can have w/e you want in my head except a few things? let's talk
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:37 |
i'm just gonna assume everything that reddit person wrote is true and the huge stone structure they mentioned is the tower of babel because why not, let's go all in on the ancient aliens poo poo
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:38 |
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Tighclops posted:If they want more money I'm pretty sure they can just sell more drugs or something There is this; don't "they" basically have unlimited money already
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:39 |
I would like to hang out with a Neanderthal, I think.
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:39 |
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someone posted this vid somewhere and i think she's on the right track. the "flatland" example which i first remember from carl sagan actually makes a lot of sense. they might not be meat aliens coming here on a ship but just moving through a dimension we can't understand in a way that allows us to see the small part of them which exists in 3 dimensions. If that's the case than that might also explain why they don't make contact. They either can't at all, or 3d meatspace is so mundane that they don't even give a poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tDHZj5q5Q
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:43 |
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Ball lightning and reflections on clouds
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# ? May 23, 2021 21:45 |
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A MIRACLE posted:this is from seven years ago lmao, bitchass sectoids hating jazz
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# ? May 23, 2021 22:16 |
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Bullfrog posted:someone posted this vid somewhere and i think she's on the right track. the "flatland" example which i first remember from carl sagan actually makes a lot of sense. they might not be meat aliens coming here on a ship but just moving through a dimension we can't understand in a way that allows us to see the small part of them which exists in 3 dimensions. If that's the case than that might also explain why they don't make contact. They either can't at all, or 3d meatspace is so mundane that they don't even give a poo poo Yeah I actually really like this explanation. Like if you were a drawing of a person on a piece of paper that somehow came to life, your world would consist of 2 dimensions (spatially speaking). You might be able to figure out that there was a 3rd dimension, but the nature of your consciousness would make it impossible to actually perceive that dimension. If something from that 3rd dimension was placed on the piece of paper, suddenly something that you had no way of perceiving before is perceptible. If someone decided to draw a friend for you, the existence of the pencil would just be theoretical to you until its tip is placed on the paper, and even then you would only perceive the tip. I think that analogy works pretty well to describe the common reports of UFOs just disappearing and reappearing miles away in an instant, it's like if someone was picking up the tip of their pencil and moving it somewhere else.
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# ? May 23, 2021 22:18 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:So possible scenarios: 8) It's the cursor, we are a computer game.
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# ? May 23, 2021 22:25 |
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Hirsute posted:Yeah I actually really like this explanation. Like if you were a drawing of a person on a piece of paper that somehow came to life, your world would consist of 2 dimensions (spatially speaking). You might be able to figure out that there was a 3rd dimension, but the nature of your consciousness would make it impossible to actually perceive that dimension. If something from that 3rd dimension was placed on the piece of paper, suddenly something that you had no way of perceiving before is perceptible. If someone decided to draw a friend for you, the existence of the pencil would just be theoretical to you until its tip is placed on the paper, and even then you would only perceive the tip. I think that analogy works pretty well to describe the common reports of UFOs just disappearing and reappearing miles away in an instant, it's like if someone was picking up the tip of their pencil and moving it somewhere else. it's a hypothesis that has some advantages. 1. we know that there are physics beyond what we understand so it bypasses the whole "but space big" thing. 2. it explains why the "ships" do weird unexplainable maneuvers 3. it explains why whatever it is wouldn't be contacting us. maybe it's just some weird quantum bubble or something blorping around at random. the only thing i would wonder though is why don't these things appear on the ground (as much?)? you'd think they would also be blorping around through streets and buildings or something, unless there was some unknown reason they couldn't do that
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# ? May 23, 2021 22:31 |
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Inspector Hound posted:There is this; don't "they" basically have unlimited money already Unlimited money but they're struggling to reproduce unlimited consent. There's a dwindling supply of radical centrists who love the security state but everyone else loving hates them. It makes things fragile. They're totally safe as long as everything is normal but when 90% of the population are sick of your poo poo a few bad unexpected events can throw your rule into crisis. Distracting people with spooky aliens might get them to talk less about Jeffrey Epstein/Q/Bill Gates/Koch bros etc and provide a bit of stability.
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# ? May 23, 2021 22:50 |
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Bullfrog posted:someone posted this vid somewhere and i think she's on the right track. the "flatland" example which i first remember from carl sagan actually makes a lot of sense. they might not be meat aliens coming here on a ship but just moving through a dimension we can't understand in a way that allows us to see the small part of them which exists in 3 dimensions. If that's the case than that might also explain why they don't make contact. They either can't at all, or 3d meatspace is so mundane that they don't even give a poo poo there are accounts of UAPs physically reacting to aircraft, shutting off systems, etc..maybe that would just be a side-effect of something else. personally a "why" is more interesting than a "what"...like why even be here at all? there can't possibly be anything special here...there are near infinite planets in the universe. i am harry has issued a correction as of 23:00 on May 23, 2021 |
# ? May 23, 2021 22:57 |
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i am harry posted:there are accounts of UAPs physically reacting to aircraft, shutting off systems, etc..maybe that would just be a side-effect of something else. That's not necessarily true. We're here, and right now we have no idea how significant that is. Sure, it's possible that life is really common and we're not that special. It's equally possible we're the only other intelligent life the hypothetical aliens have ever found. No real way to know.
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# ? May 23, 2021 23:03 |
They liked watching the dinosaurs but are hatewatching our evolution in the hopes that they somehow come back
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# ? May 23, 2021 23:10 |
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my theory for how jeff goldblum's virus worked is that it didn't actually break or shut down any of the aliens' computers its just that the laughing skull was so spooky they all were scared to death
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# ? May 23, 2021 23:11 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:25 |
i am harry posted:there are accounts of UAPs physically reacting to aircraft, shutting off systems, etc..maybe that would just be a side-effect of something else. If humans had the capability to go to other planets where there was intelligent life, we'd obviously murder them and take anything we wanted from them or put them in like psychic slavery or something. Maybe the aliens are just having a look-see because they're observing all intelligent life they find and this is just one planet they're watching, or they're prepping us to be enslaved in their hellraiser psychic slavery devices where we're all tortured until death to fuel their flying saucers
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# ? May 23, 2021 23:59 |