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boop the snoot posted:If you played lacrosse in college I automatically think you’re a pretentious douche. If they played lacrosse in high school, they’re a straight‐shooter with ‘upper management’ written all over them. https://twitter.com/math_rachel/status/1132326067643879424
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bulletsponge13 posted:Graveyards are stupid, too. If I die in WA then I'm gonna be turned into human compost and maybe provide some nutrients to a tree and finally do something useful with my body
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May 25, 2021 00:24
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I want my remains scattered over Disneyland. Do not cremate me.
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May 25, 2021 00:34
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I want my body tossed in a bog, possibly near a nuclear waste site or site of a horrible tragedy. Just in case I can come back as a zombie/swamp thing/etc/etc
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May 25, 2021 00:40
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McNally posted:I want my remains scattered over Disneyland. What you want us to send you via airburst?
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May 25, 2021 00:46
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Bury me in the Pacific Test Range.
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May 25, 2021 00:48
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Duct tape me to a rocket or something cool
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May 25, 2021 00:52
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Just throw me in the ocean or down a well or whatever is the least amount of effort And use my death to get days off from work and sympathy points from your pals I approve of you taking advantage of me kicking the bucket to get ahead in any way.
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May 25, 2021 01:06
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Toss me in that nuke disposal site with the cool sign.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Toss me in that nuke disposal site with the cool sign. NOTHING OF VALUE IS BURIED HERE EXCEPT BULLETSPONGE13 HE WAS ALRIGHT
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May 25, 2021 01:17
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I want a few of my buddies to steal my body from the morgue, drag me out into the middle of Joshua Tree National Park, and unsuccessfully cremate my body on account of there not being a ton of poo poo to burn in the middle of the desert.
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May 25, 2021 01:23
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I want my ashes and my wife ashes to be interred in the same urn. Kinda like Achiles and Patrolcus, but less gay. Edit: I also swore my wife that if the afterlife is real and she ends up in the mormon version, I WILL destroy the heavens and hell to rescue her.
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quote:A federal judge said that a Georgia law banning the state from doing business with anyone promoting a boycott of Israel violates the First Amendment. https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/555124-federal-judges-says-georgias-anti-bds-law-violates-first-amendment Neat, although I'm not sure how the government is not allowed to tie restrictions to who gets to do business with them outside of race/religion/gender? Not that I'm defending the specific restriction. Just curious
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May 25, 2021 01:30
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Wingnut Ninja posted:NOTHING OF VALUE IS BURIED HERE This made me lol way more than is healthy.
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May 25, 2021 01:35
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I want to be used for med school cadaver lab, only have a Rolex or emerald or something hidden under my liver with a note telling the student congrats on finding the prize!
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May 25, 2021 01:58
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Sprinkle my ashes with those of my dogs in our favorite woods, the oceans and over our favorite overlook so that way some part of us will always be there. That assumes that we live in a future where civilization exists and Viking funerals are still banned. If that’s not the case, I hope my fellow marauders will put a couple of pounds of tannerite in my chest cavity and use my remains for target practice while a deaf mutant plays “Welcome to the Jungle” on an out of tune guitar.
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May 25, 2021 02:00
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I want to donate my body to ballistics/explosives research. Maybe even after I kick it.
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Just the ol heave ho right into the dumpster. You guys are pretty bougie in your requests.
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May 25, 2021 02:21
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Cremation then dumped into a municipal water supply in deep red Georgia.
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Burial at sea. End up as a black smudge on some Ensign's summer whites.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I want to donate my body to ballistics/explosives research. Maybe even after I kick it. Did it while alive, 3/10, would not recommend. The only thing I'm really concerned with for my death is getting my brain checked for CTE.
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Donate my organs like my driver's license says to do, then do whatever the gently caress. I'll be dead, I won't give a poo poo, maximize giving my good meat to others then do what you want. This dude rules though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ktLen9cVM
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When I was younger and wanted to be an archaeologist I wanted to be buried in some kind of monument type structure along with some time capsule type poo poo that could be interesting for future people to dig through. Now you can just toss my body in dumpster or whatever. It's not like I'll need it anymore. UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:If I die in WA then I'm gonna be turned into human compost and maybe provide some nutrients to a tree and finally do something useful with my body However as a fellow WA resident this is also a cool option.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I want to donate my body to ballistics/explosives research. Maybe even after I kick it. Way ahead of you, grandma. https://twitter.com/MENA_Conflict/status/1396890664881774598 I wanna be cremated and have my ashes scattered in the ocean, preferably in or around Scapa Flow.
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Mustang posted:When I was younger and wanted to be an archaeologist I wanted to be buried in some kind of monument type structure along with some time capsule type poo poo that could be interesting for future people to dig through. At one point I was looking at options to be dragged off the coast and dumped 10 miles out of West Port.
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Handsome Ralph posted:Way ahead of you, grandma. That's the exact story that inspired my decision.
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Crab Dad posted:At one point I was looking at options to be dragged off the coast and dumped 10 miles out of West Port. Look into being dynamited on a beach after drifting back to shore, that'd be good for a 
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Look into being dynamited on a beach after drifting back to shore, that'd be good for a Hrm. I think if they dumped you purposely in deep enough water the critters will take care of you quick enough. Also I’m not that fat, jerk.
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I just think it’s hosed up that middlemen are allowed to make money selling corpses to the US Army or whatever that they get for free. Why can’t I let the Army preorder my body while I’m still alive to spend the money on comic books and candy?
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Fallom posted:I just think it’s hosed up that middlemen are allowed to make money selling corpses to the US Army or whatever that they get for free. Why can’t I let the Army preorder my body while I’m still alive to spend the money on comic books and candy? The newest section to enlistment contracts, a  bonus for willing your corpse to the army.
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MRC48B posted:The newest section to enlistment contracts, a I no poo poo would have taken that option.
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sky burial best burial
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shame on an IGA posted:sky burial best burial Is that where they toss your corpse out of the back of an air plane? That sounds metal.
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I associate "sky-anything" with the group of wiccans I met in boot camp that referred to being naked as "sky-clad" so it's never not going to seem silly to me.
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Defenestrategy posted:Is that where they toss your corpse out of the back of an air plane? That sounds metal. No- they dump bodies in a designated place, and let carrion eaters take it.
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Don't donate your body, you will just get sold and cut in to chunks for companies like Synthes to saw on. At least see if your loved ones can sell you direct, cut out the middle man you know.
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Do whatever with my body that gives y'all closure and feels best for the future of this rock in space. I don't know the right answer and it keeps changing but I'm hoping whatever happens to my remains feeds new life.
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If y'all are serious about an eco-friendly ending then look into natural burial. Turns out that a whole lot of the usual burial practices including embalming and a fancy expensive casket are completely unnecessary and are counterproductive if you actually want to feed the trees. They're so standardized though that people just assume it's what has to be done, so have the conversation with your loved ones early to make sure they know their options and your desires. More about why that's a good idea here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcMj4Az1MwE and here's a much more extensive interview with her: https://maximumfun.org/episodes/adam-ruins-everything/adam-ruins-everything-episode-2-death-acceptance-caitlin-doughty/ If there's nowhere close to you that allows natural burial, a) push for it to be more accepted in your community and b) meanwhile look into Jewish funeral homes. Some branches of Judaism require very specific burial customs that do not include things like embalming, and depending on the mortician they may be willing to provide services to goyim. I found this out while trying to figure out how to handle my estranged brother's body - lots of sudden changes in plans when we found out he had converted. EDIT: VVV Yeah but so far as I know there's only one place in the US that does it, so if you're not in Seattle you're out of luck. VVV Lemniscate Blue fucked around with this message at 07:15 on May 25, 2021 |
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