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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
I don't mean to bring it back but I've not stopped laughing at NEW ENGLAND JOURNALISTS! 🤣

(Oh of all the things to snipe with...)

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Morter posted:

I don't mean to bring it back but I've not stopped laughing at NEW ENGLAND JOURNALISTS! 🤣

(Oh of all the things to snipe with...)

I would give almost any amount of money to know what he actually said in that scene.


Ladies and gentlemen... FRED BURROUGHS!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Can I borrow a cup of BALD?!

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

now would you include Connecticut ?

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

I Am Fowl posted:

Other than that--Atlantic Rim is utterly wretched.

The male lead studied at the Arch Hall Jr. School For Unappealing Actors.

I wanna key his car so bad!

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
One of the last MST cinematic episodes we caught was Clonus -- really enjoyable seeing the entire film (answered so many questions, while raising so many others!)


~Today!~

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Anyone who hasn't seen Bridget and Mary Jo's riff of Angel's Revenge on Rifftrax needs to drop what they're doing right now and go watch it. So much better than the original MST version.

As was mentioned the several minute long bit where Bridget wants to talk about other things and Mary Jo is not allowing anything to get in her way of enjoying "Shine" is just incredible.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Ms Boods posted:

One of the last MST cinematic episodes we caught was Clonus -- really enjoyable seeing the entire film (answered so many questions, while raising so many others!)


~Today!~

They're tough on the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders!

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

I would give almost any amount of money to know what he actually said in that scene.

According to a reddit post, it's apparently Buffalo Bill saying Doing good. You're doing good.

PM me so we can discuss what Steam game you can get me :haw:

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

The extra stuff they talk about is fascinating:

More Riding With Death posted:

This version (longer and, incredibly, worse than the version they used in MST) also gives painfully clumsy explanations for some of the bigger plot holes in the other version. Dr. Hale's helicopter noise is erased by a "throat microphone" that he explains to Luther Stark in the helicopter (for no reason). Denby is secretly an atomic physicist. Elliot is an atomic physicist, too (whom Leonard Driscoll at one point tells "call me a limousine," because atomic physicists call limo... eh, never mind). Still no clue why Denby thought it would be beneficial to blow up his car in the first place, though, despite a couple additional scenes that claim to explain it. But Stafford sings "I Fell In Love With a Cupcake," so this thing is a must-see.

Maybe Hale needed the ten mil (Luther, ten mil) to pay for the throat mic.

Dawgstar fucked around with this message at 14:15 on May 22, 2021

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Please play I Fell in Love with a Cupcake when I die

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Okay, which one of you nerds in CT did I just drive past outside of Hartford who has the vanity plate "MST3K"?

Because that's awesome.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



If I had parents, I'd accuse them right now

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Here, what're you doin' in a Cocteau film, boy? Go home to your mother, there's a good lad.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo
Man, I sure could go for a char-broiled hamburger sandwich with a French fried potatoes garnish right about now...

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Man, I sure could go for a char-broiled hamburger sandwich with a French fried potatoes garnish right about now...

Have you ever worked as a boy before?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Where does Coily fit into God's plan?

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Man, I sure could go for a char-broiled hamburger sandwich with a French fried potatoes garnish right about now...

EAT

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Gaz-L posted:

Where does Coily fit into God's plan?

All Hail Coily

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Gaz-L posted:

Where does Coily fit into God's plan?

So guns, huh?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
At least it's not as bad as the time I wished for "no muscle tone"...never recovered from that one... :smith:

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

So one clod says one thing and the whole world pays?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Jam Handy reminds you to keep you preserves in a convenient place!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I think I'm gonna watch the bread short tonight

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Morter posted:

Jam Handy reminds you to keep you preserves in a convenient place!

~Jam Handy to the rescue~

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Go Jam Handy

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Gaz-L posted:

I think I'm gonna watch the bread short tonight

When bread wholesalers terrorized the community!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
yknow...

sausage

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Gaz-L posted:

I think I'm gonna watch the bread short tonight
Have you heard the good news about specialty bread?

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

Satan gets personal involved in bread sales

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Sydney Bottocks posted:

When bread wholesalers terrorized the community!

Say I'll be in Forever Plaid.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Will my customers like the new shopping carts? Maybe they will, maybe they won't. With my customers, who knows?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Not the Happy's Ripple Chips!! :stonk:

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Funeral bread! War bread!

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Live! From Lincoln Center! A Tributary to the Upper Amazon!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Why don't they look?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Fabio Fever

Catch it!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Why don't they look?

Toto! Toro!

Heh, just kidding.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Watching somebody's camera footage on Twitter of a Karen getting super shriek-y and hysterical at an airport over having to like wear a mask or something and thought to myself, "Pernell Roberts wouldn't have put up with this." :colbert:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My job, my way. :smug:

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