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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

monkeytennis posted:

Is that a poached egg?

I think it's smetana.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Armitag3 posted:

180x45 I think that might be ok?



extremely rad but true mastery would be to animate it so that the dude pops in from the left like all the text-character smilies

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Outrail posted:



Somebody has an opinion

also i think we can all agree that pineapple topped with tiny pizzas is blessed even if you think pineapple on pizza is nasty

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Armitag3 posted:

180x45 I think that might be ok?



hell yeah

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Ok, I was on my phone so I couldn't do a good search.

Here's more stuff from my city :3:

More re-fried black beans in your pizza, because why not?


For a moment I thought those were apple slices but it's potatoes!:



Most depressive looking pizza. Love the little puddle of cheese grease in the middle.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Porfiriato posted:

Sweden’s crimes against pizza have been well documented in this thread, but the last few posts make clear that Finland has a lot to answer for also.

TBF most Finnish pizza is just ... inoffensive. Made usually by immigrants from Middle-Eastern countries, it's not usually amazing but usually not horrible either. There are places that do high end "artisinal" pizza, and then there's also occasional pizza crimes.

It's weird because usually Kotipizza is good albeit expensive as gently caress. Here is their take on Finland's national dish, ham-pineapple-blue cheese pizza ("Hawaiian").



It's a bit funny, here in my town the nearest Kotipizza to me is across the street from a legit amazing pizza place. In my previous job we used to go to lunch at the amazing pizza place every Friday, and usually at lunch time there was a queue halfway around the block.

Here's a kale pizza from that place.



Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 26, 2021

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

SniperWoreConverse posted:

extremely rad but true mastery would be to animate it so that the dude pops in from the left like all the text-character smilies

that would be next level poo poo. instant click buy.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


SniperWoreConverse posted:

extremely rad but true mastery would be to animate it so that the dude pops in from the left like all the text-character smilies

Gave it a shot!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



Oh my god :allears:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



:sickos:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



mods please

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

PokeJoe posted:

mods please

ill get it uploaded

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 21:53 on May 26, 2021

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


Desperado Bones posted:

Ok, I was on my phone so I couldn't do a good search.

Here's more stuff from my city :3:

More re-fried black beans in your pizza, because why not?


For a moment I thought those were apple slices but it's potatoes!:



Most depressive looking pizza. Love the little puddle of cheese grease in the middle.


What had Pizza ever done to Mexico :negative:.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

What had Pizza ever done to Mexico :negative:.

This is revenge for sending a crazy colonizer to "find" the Americas Columbus :colbert:

Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 21:36 on May 26, 2021

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

What had Pizza ever done to Mexico :negative:.

cheese caldera. queso lacuna.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



oh my loving god YES

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



I want a pizza that!!!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
a true pizza enthusiast

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Desperado Bones posted:

Most depressive looking pizza. Love the little puddle of cheese grease in the middle.


My pancreas self-calcifies just from looking at this monstrosity

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



The gws pizza thread needs see this

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



The animated olives are a great touch :h:

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Desperado Bones posted:

Most depressive looking pizza. Love the little puddle of cheese grease in the middle.


This has such a Joe Corbi's pizza fundraiser look.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



Amazing! If the mods are kind enough to hook us up, I’d love one! Otherwise I’ll start posting good amazing yummy pizza in this thread…

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


I heard y'all like pizza.

Welcome to Mr. Pizza of Korea!!!
http://usmpk.mrpizza.co.kr/en/menu/new.asp

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

Yes please! My offering from Japan:



If that’s not enough, here’s squid ink with tentacles.

:cthulhu:

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Hahaha this came out randomly while searching. Some fancy-ish pizza place in Mexico City:

I think that's carpaccio.


There's an egg there in this sad excuse of bread.


More carpaccio


I think we got a new most depressive looking pizza contender:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

Pizza with Frisk mints on it, apparently it was really terrible. Of course, it's from Gaki No Tsukai, so there's wild stuff.
https://twitter.com/spacecoyotl/status/1116906435659440128/photo/1

The shows are fantastic:
Pizza 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zf_0le6pL8
Pizza 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z97KMMurv-0

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 00:01 on May 27, 2021

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
This bitch ^^^^^ : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0bHxIDu6I






Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

MmmmMMmmm glass.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

please add to my marquee tia

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

i love you all bad pizza threadders mwah

catupiry ejection pods


Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

Codfish, boiled egg, onion, olives and potato toothpicks

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

always nice to see a pizza in a crisp, defensive formation

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Armitag3 posted:

180x45 I think that might be ok?



:eyepop:

Armitag3 posted:

Gave it a shot!



:eyepop: :eyepop:

Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

More Dutch pizza crimes: Frikandel Speciaal Pizza. Deep-fried Frikandel, Mayonaise, Curry sauce, raw onions




ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 00:09 on May 27, 2021

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

I'd be surprised if this one was missed, but I'll take a shot at it.

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.

CLAM DOWN posted:

Omg make this gang-tag sized please omg

Yes. Must have da mestre

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Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

A brazilian classic: Champignon Rosé:





Unironically my favorite type of pizza.

e: Some crab pizza for good measure:

Stink Terios fucked around with this message at 00:28 on May 27, 2021

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