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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Nam Taf posted:

RIP to Paradigm festival, which has an international lineup of DJs planned for a two-day event on the 5th and 6th. Those DJs have been in quarantine for a week now and no doubt were flown out for that at great expense to the organisers. They have contingency to move it to the 12th/13th but at this rate it's fantasy to think a large outdoor festival will occur that soon.

It sucks, not just because these organisers get dicked but because every other organiser will now look at that and go 'gently caress taking on that risk'.

With the spread rate this is going to be a full month at least. It'll take two weeks for cases to pop everywhere, and another two for all the secondary exposures to go in shared housing and the like.

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Subway has this insane third party complaints company that tries to basically attack all suppliers constantly over supply issues. For a short time it was my job to tell them to gently caress off for coca cola.

Wretched cunts.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Lolie posted:

Victoria has expanded its vaccination programme to anyone 40 and over. Vaccination is one of the 5 approved reasons for leaving home during lockdown.

Unfortunately to get the Pfizer you absolutely have to book (I guess because of the storage requirements) and booking hotline is currently busy making GBS threads its pants.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Kharnifex posted:

Subway has this insane third party complaints company that tries to basically attack all suppliers constantly over supply issues. For a short time it was my job to tell them to gently caress off for coca cola.

Wretched cunts.

whats all this about?

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

its insane that we basically put the country on hold to protect old cunts from dying and now they are snubbing the vaccine program because 'theres no need'

how about we let anyone who wants the vaccine get it, and then they can leave the country as they please. bring the poo poo back and start really killing old people.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
nah because then hospitals won't have capacity to help sick young people

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I was gonna go to a walk in vaccination centre today now that they opened to 40+ but can't because I don't have Medicare. Have to get an "individual health identifier" which takes getting three forms of ID certified (may only have two) and then waiting for approval with thousands of other immigrants like me. Noice!

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Big Willy Style posted:

nah because then hospitals won't have capacity to help sick young people

They will because if things get bad enough they will do medical triage which is bad for Olds.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I was gonna go to a walk in vaccination centre today now that they opened to 40+ but can't because I don't have Medicare. Have to get an "individual health identifier" which takes getting three forms of ID certified (may only have two) and then waiting for approval with thousands of other immigrants like me. Noice!

Wow, that's dumb.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Kharnifex posted:

Subway has this insane third party complaints company that tries to basically attack all suppliers constantly over supply issues. For a short time it was my job to tell them to gently caress off for coca cola.

Wretched cunts.

Don't all of them have that or is Subway's one just worse?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Subways the only one I know who have it.

I dealt with all of them, but the catering companies were way more insane. If you hosed up delivering stuff, you'd have them screaming on the phones

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

whats all this about?


They have an American style approach to dealing with their franchisee complaints, and have a seperate company handle each individual store owners problems, and even try to fine suppliers. 99% of the time I found they were lying. The 1% would be a genuine problem.

Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 05:00 on May 27, 2021

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Has anyone got the yumbo Fleshlight link handy?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kharnifex posted:

Has anyone got the yumbo Fleshlight link handy?

https://www.tiktok.com/@iwishiwasde...1&is_copy_url=0

Righteo fuckos, reporting in from Captain Nemos


Dow the river with all me mates. What could it be? Torpedo or Marco Polo Warmup?


Torpedo Disappointment, gently caress they have gone really skimpy on the fillings.


Gotta rep a local band when in town being a tool.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

More like captain skimpos

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Laserface posted:

its insane that we basically put the country on hold to protect old cunts from dying and now they are snubbing the vaccine program because 'theres no need'

how about we let anyone who wants the vaccine get it, and then they can leave the country as they please. bring the poo poo back and start really killing old people.

Well that's what happens when Scotty from Marketing thinks we need to get the company nation back on-track ASAP and sprung for what was probably the cheapest vaccine they could buy in bulk and keep the company nation's budget in the black so it looks profitable. And, as always, it blew up in ScoMo's face because he's a complete fuckwit.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Humphreys posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/@iwishiwasde...1&is_copy_url=0

Righteo fuckos, reporting in from Captain Nemos


Dow the river with all me mates. What could it be? Torpedo or Marco Polo Warmup?


Torpedo Disappointment, gently caress they have gone really skimpy on the fillings.


Gotta rep a local band when in town being a tool.


Cheers for the quick cumbo!

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Ooh hooray now there's a lockdown in the worst state we can be overrun with cunts whinging about politics and that sort of bullshit. Way more fucken fun than food and drugs chat.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

was good to see the forbidden coast had chill out boxes for kids that took too many pingers in the night clubs on cavill avenue

mate and I grabbed a cup of water and there was a girl under a foil blanket shivering her tits off after double dumping pink mitsubishis while one of the volunteers gently talked her down :unsmith:

at least she didnt die.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Laserface posted:

Anyone recall the Quiznos Franchise brief foray into Australia?

There is a Persian fastfood/sub sandwich shop in north parramatta that goes off

Istanbul in Parra is still my Fav local kebab shop up there. The Persian shop across the road is P solid as well

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




the BTS meal is now available at McDonalds

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
It's illegal to serve human poo poo McDonald's, wtf!

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

well why not posted:

the BTS meal is now available at McDonalds

lol It's just a McNugget meal.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




these are not very #army posts guys

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Lolie posted:

lol It's just a McNugget meal.

haha straight up lmao

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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well why not posted:

these are not very #army posts guys

It's leg day

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


well why not posted:

the BTS meal is now available at McDonalds

drat, I want some nuggets, but I don't want to be associated with that drivel.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

looks like the defining feature is the sauces

tbh i'm interested

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Humphreys posted:

drat, I want some nuggets, but I don't want to be associated with that drivel.

Red Rooster nuggets are the best nuggets.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


What the gently caress is a BTS meal?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

ili posted:

What the gently caress is a BTS meal?

BTK for your intestines

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

ili posted:

What the gently caress is a BTS meal?

A "collaboration" between McDonalds and a K-pop group. It's claimed to be the group's favourite McDonalds meal.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


NPR Journalizard posted:

Red Rooster nuggets are the best nuggets.

Yes, even the ones you buy frozen aren't very nice.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Akchyually the best chicken nuggets are either the Red rooster cheese stuffed ones or the ones at Super Rooster in Toowoomba

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Think I'm going to go take a walk outside tomorrow and buy some chicken nuggets and breathe a bunch of air without a mask on.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


NPR Journalizard posted:

Red Rooster nuggets are the best nuggets.

LOL you are fucken dreaming. Micky Dees or KFC.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Going to sus out a new charcoal chicken place near work tomorrow for lunch with da Bois

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
BTS is like the Korean Shannon Noll

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Humphreys posted:

LOL you are fucken dreaming. Micky Dees or KFC.

KFC do the best nugs

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

BTS is like the Korean Shannon Noll

Oh god that means they have someone WORSE (their Guy Sabastian - such a punchable face)

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KRILLIN IN THE NAME
Mar 25, 2006

:ssj:goku i won't do what u tell me:ssj:


i miss when jackas had the crumbed nuggets before they switched to battered ones. now they're like everywhere else

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