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May 27, 2021 03:47
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Inspector Hound posted:I wonder if they can read everyone's posts and understand them, but they don't "get" internet humor greetings humans you are protected we have stairs in our house
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May 27, 2021 03:48
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this is why they’ve decided to reveal themselves. we’re all becoming too online. it’s time to accept us into the galactic link so we can post together in space harmony. ignore the vektrons they’re universally poo poo posters
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May 27, 2021 03:52
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Disaster strikes after their ambassador lands on the white house lawn, puts on a gold ring, and turns around to perform what they believe is the traditional Earth greeting. Whatever else happens, it's obvious they've been practicing.
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May 27, 2021 03:57
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Imagine getting access to galactic internet, only to find out it is a superscale facebook timeline and nothing else.
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May 27, 2021 04:12
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happy 50,000th unigank
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May 27, 2021 04:14
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pancake rabbit posted:greetings humans They would be aware of the terrible secret of space Delta-Wye posted:Imagine getting access to galactic internet, only to find out it is a superscale facebook timeline and nothing else. The great attractor has added you to their list "I'm comin lol"
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May 27, 2021 04:14
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may the skelgar obscure your preen-vash. you don't look an aeon over wooxa
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May 27, 2021 04:15
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Riot Bimbo posted:may the skelgar obscure your preen-vash. you don't look an aeon over wooxa I also didn't consider that we'd have to learn a whole new encyclopedia of internet jokes and drama from their planet too, or which alien animals look happy or smug to them
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May 27, 2021 04:17
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according to Reddit trump was briefed on extraterrestrials and was like meh this isn’t important
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May 27, 2021 04:22
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blatman posted:has anyone brought up that this is all probably just a ruse to get people to post "hey look at this UFO" phone pics on twitter from a variety of countries to croudsource intel about aircraft in a variety of airspaces Black Moses has a lot to answer for
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May 27, 2021 04:23
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The Saucer Hovers posted:aliens from the internet would be worse than angels from the bible
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May 27, 2021 04:24
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A MIRACLE posted:according to Reddit trump was briefed on extraterrestrials and was like meh this isn’t important I could totally believe this lol
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May 27, 2021 04:27
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it’s funny cause aliens on the internet are the same ones that were angels in the bible
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May 27, 2021 04:27
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https://twitter.com/CerromeRussell/status/1395007039919771656
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May 27, 2021 04:28
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A MIRACLE posted:according to Reddit trump was briefed on extraterrestrials and was like meh this isn’t important link? also, yeah, duh.
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May 27, 2021 04:32
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OK baizuo posted:If these UFOs are moving around so fast in the atmosphere, tens of thousands of miles per hour etc, then why aren't they heating up the air from friction? Or creating massive sonic booms? They are flying around in another dimension only dipping into ours momentarily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4aKJuKP0Q
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May 27, 2021 04:47
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Most abduction accounts are probably sleep paralysis. One time i had sleep paralysis and i couldn't move anything besides my head/neck. I looked down my body and i saw a being made of flechettes of reflective material tumbling through a humanoid shaped light, standing at the foot of the bed. After shrieking for awhile I got real mad and i kicked out of bed over the foot of the bed and into the light being, doing karate moves. It appeared crestfallen and disappeared
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May 27, 2021 04:53
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I had exactly two “dreams” about being abducted. basically I lived on the river growing up out in the county in Tn and had a balcony room with a sliding glass porch thing. when I was 13 or 14 I had a dream that I woke up around 2 to a saucer floating outside my house behind the trees by the balcony. spinning with lights like the movies or whatever. three humanoids materialized onto the balcony and then opened my sliding door and materialized inside my room. then I woke up at like 5 am. anyway I had that dream exactly twice. I had a lot of sleep paralysis as a kid in that room but not like that
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May 27, 2021 05:02
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Hatebag posted:Most abduction accounts are probably sleep paralysis. One time i had sleep paralysis and i couldn't move anything besides my head/neck. I looked down my body and i saw a being made of flechettes of reflective material tumbling through a humanoid shaped light, standing at the foot of the bed. After shrieking for awhile I got real mad and i kicked out of bed over the foot of the bed and into the light being, doing karate moves. It appeared crestfallen and disappeared dear god i hope i never experience sleep paralysis
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May 27, 2021 05:02
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I’m reading a bunch of threads on the humanoid sightings Reddit and apparently it’s a widely accepted thing that the Michelin man is a kind of alien that shows up all over the place
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May 27, 2021 05:06
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A MIRACLE posted:I’m reading a bunch of threads on the humanoid sightings Reddit and apparently it’s a widely accepted thing that the Michelin man is a kind of alien that shows up all over the place Michelin man is a cryptid
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May 27, 2021 05:09
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R/humanoidencounters. they’re obsessed with a picture of an ordinary black bear standing up right now but if you search Michelin man you can find some good stories
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May 27, 2021 05:13
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May 27, 2021 05:23
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A MIRACLE posted:according to Reddit trump was briefed on extraterrestrials and was like meh this isn’t important show the reddit
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May 27, 2021 05:47
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A MIRACLE posted:I’m reading a bunch of threads on the humanoid sightings Reddit and apparently it’s a widely accepted thing that the Michelin man is a kind of alien that shows up all over the place and he took me out of my home up...up into the city to this amazing restaurant
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May 27, 2021 05:56
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https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comme...utm_name=iossmf related to this I think
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May 27, 2021 05:58
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Log082 posted:OP has correctly identified one of the reasons these things are loving weird. congrats. CinemaSin #47
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May 27, 2021 06:16
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if you really want to experience sleep paralysis these are the steps to take: set your alarm for 5 in the morning turn it off and go to sleep on your back facing up there is no step three remember to take a deep deep deep breath and wiggle your legs if you need to wake up
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May 27, 2021 07:28
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does saagar enjeti play up his dork voice. i can’t tell if it’s that or he’s trying to pastiche tucker carlson
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May 27, 2021 08:46
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I'm convinced I live in a simulation and I'm the main character and you all are computer programs.
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May 27, 2021 08:54
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err posted:I'm convinced I live in a simulation and I'm the main character and you all are computer programs. its true, deep down inside im really just a mess of spaghetti code
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May 27, 2021 09:07
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God didn't program me a garbage dumper just gave me a massive stack
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May 27, 2021 11:37
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A MIRACLE posted:according to Reddit trump was briefed on extraterrestrials and was like meh this isn’t important If he can't grift it, it makes no difference though if ever there was a time for first contact... like just pick any random day during the last half a decade, fellas We're eating each other down here
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May 27, 2021 12:58
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I had a bunch of sleep paralysis episodes from 2014-2016. The worst was thinking I was hearing my roommate being strangled in the room next to me, but being unable to move or say anything. It went quiet, then I saw a silhouette move into my room towards me. I'm full on trying to scream at this point and eventually do, waking myself up and the roommate.
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May 27, 2021 13:41
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A MIRACLE posted:if you really want to experience sleep paralysis these are the steps to take: Yeah sleep paralysis is sleeping in a soft mattress on your back so your blood pools in your torso as your heart rate decreases during sleep, your arms and legs fall asleep so if you wake you won't have any sensation in your limbs for a minute or so I wonder if there is any correlation to your unconscious dream/mental state of having your arms and legs fall asleep and if it causes you to have more lucid dreams or something
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May 27, 2021 15:09
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I don't know, my heart rate goes down into the 40s when I'm sleeping and I don't sleep on a particularly hard bed, I think some people are just more likely to experience it than others I do kind of want to experience it out of curiosity but it doesn't sound pleasant at all
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May 27, 2021 15:44
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Inspector Hound posted:I don't know, my heart rate goes down into the 40s when I'm sleeping and I don't sleep on a particularly hard bed, I think some people are just more likely to experience it than others When i had it my throat was also paralyzed or something because i was trying to scream but all that came out was a tortured high pitched noise and i experienced maybe a minute of primal monkey terror. Interesting experience tho
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May 27, 2021 15:49
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Inspector Hound posted:I don't know, my heart rate goes down into the 40s when I'm sleeping and I don't sleep on a particularly hard bed, I think some people are just more likely to experience it than others I get sleep paralysis fairly regularly (maybe twice a month) and eventually you just sort of get used to it, like "oh I guess hands are gonna come out of the ceiling and hold me down while the room fills with eyes again tonight, that's not great" but with some practice you can snap out of it, the trick is to get really really angry if you're in bed with someone you might also consider tapping SOS on them if you can get your fingers to move, i've had that work before too
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May 27, 2021 16:03
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My only night terrors have been swarms of insects smothering me so bad I leapt out of bed in my sleep so I'm pretty bummed I haven't met the machine elves or whoever while locked in
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May 27, 2021 16:06
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