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InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
there's actually nothing wrong with a cheese and onion sandwich, the problem is solely your father's poor food contamination hygiene

e: i fuckin hate pagination

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

My grandmother liked raw onion and mustard sandwiches.

To her credit, she never expected anyone else to eat them with her.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

RoboRodent posted:

My grandmother liked raw onion and mustard sandwiches.

To her credit, she never expected anyone else to eat them with her.

Your grandma rules.

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



Uh oh, food derail incoming. Pull up, pull up.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
its too late man. That baffle plate isn't going to hold.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
guys guys guys

Eve Fartlow :D

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

guys guys guys

Eve Fartlow :D

I’m trying to work it to the tune of Pearl Jam’s Even Flow

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Mature Cheese and raw white onion were my parent’s favourite sandwich, I couldn’t eat cheese for the longest time and can now only just about eat cooked onion because who the gently caress forces a crying 6 year old to sit there at the table until they have eaten half of a eye wateringly strong sandwich but boomers.


My grandma (now 94) took me in aged 10 and that’s when I learned how much bullshit “when I was your age we didn’t” was. Like my mum once said on Facebook “when our generation were children we didn’t have carpet” and then unfollowed me when I pointed out how proud my grandma has always been that she’d had fitted carpets when she got married.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

People born sixty years ago thinking they were born a hundred and sixty years ago.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





The number 1. crisp (aka chip) flavour around here is cheese and onion, and it's just great :colbert:

Actually, I just looked this up to make sure I wasn't talking rubbish and well, lol.

quote:

Ireland's top 10 crisp flavours:

1. Tayto Cheese and Onion
2. King Cheese and Onion
3. Keoghs Cheese and Onion
4. O'Donnells Cheese and Onion
5. Hunky Dorys Cheese and Onion
6. Walkers Cheese and Onion
7. Clintons Cheese and Onion Gluten Free
8. Manhattan Cheese and Onion
9. Chickatees Chicken Flavour
10. Tayto Salt and Vinegar

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1397892075232718854?s=21

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Lmao that guy wrote for the Borat sequel. Y'know the series that taught 12 year olds how to spout blood libel?

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Tiggum posted:

Even if they're only covering their costs, if the mortgage is one of those costs then they're basically stealing a house from you. You pay the mortgage, they keep the house. You can't ignore that as part of their profit, because at the end of the day they're left with a house you paid for and you're left with nothing.

I'd be fine with that as long as it's legally controlled and not allowed to become rampant shittiness and money farming. If people have reasonable options and can choose whether they want to rent or buy based on convenience to them it's cool. There'll always need to be the option of short-term housing, and TBH I kind of wish I rented rather than owning just because that way all the maintenance is Somebody Else's Problem.

Though I'm kind of biased on that poo poo ATM since I need to get the windows replaced preferably before winter so I'm drowning in brochures and quotes and have to make a decision I'm absolutely certain is going to turn out to be the wrong one and have me camping in a windowless shell by Xmas.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

teen witch posted:

Celery can get hosed. gently caress ants on a log.

I like how you think the problem with ants on a log is the celery when loving raisins are right there.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1397908567877898241

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

teen witch posted:

Celery can get hosed. gently caress ants on a log.
have you ever had a soup

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
You have to spend absolutely ages pulling the stands off of celery or you end up with weird strings in your soup, which is why vegetable bullion powder/dried onion is used instead these day.

gently caress celery.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You're supposed to chop it into small pieces first hth

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The string still remains, it just coagulates into a lump or makes the soup gritty, you got to get rid of the string by pulling it down the stalk.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

learnincurve posted:

You have to spend absolutely ages pulling the stands off of celery or you end up with weird strings in your soup, which is why vegetable bullion powder/dried onion is used instead these day.

gently caress celery.

I use celery in a lot of soups and I have literally never had this problem :confused:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


No theyre right. Celery sucks and in any recipe can be replaced by a better, non earwax tasting vegetable.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
oh no this is one of those genetic things isn't it. you're all going to be purged in the celery wars

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I want to hear the thread’s opinions on celeriac.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
never had it but due to how good celery tastes i should probably try it

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


learnincurve posted:

You have to spend absolutely ages pulling the stands off of celery or you end up with weird strings in your soup, which is why vegetable bullion powder/dried onion is used instead these day.

gently caress celery.

* taps on the thread title *

Do you mix your pasta and meatballs on a porous marble kitchen island?



e: not really trying to start a fight here. I think your take was funny, though I would personally not use a cellulose filler infused dehydrated replacement instead of the real thing.
I hate the taste of fresh celery. It's like eating aluminum, but it does add so much flavor to a soup.

gbut has a new favorite as of 16:22 on May 27, 2021

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

learnincurve posted:

The string still remains, it just coagulates into a lump or makes the soup gritty, you got to get rid of the string by pulling it down the stalk.

dont buy vegetables if tjey have string on them #lifehack

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Platystemon posted:

I want to hear the thread’s opinions on celeriac.

It's like if cauliflower tasted like celery. It's pretty great. Makes a good mash too.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Hihohe posted:

No theyre right. Celery sucks and in any recipe can be replaced by a better, non earwax tasting vegetable.

Don't tell that to cajun food.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Platystemon posted:

I want to hear the thread’s opinions on celeriac.

Celeriac wishes it were Kohlrabi

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Strong feelings about nature's blandest vegetable itt

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

learnincurve posted:


gently caress celery.

NO DON'T!

Regarde Aduck posted:

never had it but due to how good celery tastes i should probably try it

Have you considered peas? They're nature's celery.



Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Disgusting.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Platystemon posted:

I want to hear the thread’s opinions on celeriac.

Celeriac is chuffing magical

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Good for making a sauce base. Looks like a brain though.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
My favorite beverage:

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Celery salt is also great, as is paprika salt.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
I heard someone about to talk poo poo aboit peas, split pea soup with ham is amazing so shut yo cakehole.

Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004
Just eat your celery! Its good for you!

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I thought celeriac was the thing where you can't have gluten

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Powered Descent posted:

I thought celeriac was the thing where you can't have gluten

So did I

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