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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Gromit posted:

What the heck is the "right PPE" to save you when you sweep a 40k PSI waterjet over your leg? Powered mech armour?

Ablative I assume. Won't stop the jet, but will buy you a few moments.

Either that or conductive mesh that automatically cuts the flow if it creates a circuit with the water stream.

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Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Gromit posted:

What the heck is the "right PPE" to save you when you sweep a 40k PSI waterjet over your leg? Powered mech armour?

A good thick concrete wall?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWLnsPZawo&t=16s

according to this video, a manmade ceramic (cutting the ceramic alone starts around 5:30)

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Ok but what if I accidentally drag the water jet across my leg for more than 14 and a half minutes?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDaIhkC4cJU

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius

Gromit posted:

What the heck is the "right PPE" to save you when you sweep a 40k PSI waterjet over your leg? Powered mech armour?

We had a couple of these high pressure washers with 2.000 bar working pressure onboard for a job where we were cleaning anchor chains for a rig. The operators used special kevlar suits for the job. The sound that the water made was LOUD!

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


The Real Amethyst posted:

Aortic aneurysm.

If your circulatory system is operating at 35k psi you just might want to talk to your GP about some BP meds

Although it would add some spice to blood draws

e: and make stabbing people a really bad idea

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

aphid_licker posted:

If your circulatory system is operating at 35k psi you just might want to talk to your GP about some BP meds

Although it would add some spice to blood draws

e: and make stabbing people a really bad idea

Does guarantee you jobs in the samurai and horror movie industry

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



US CPSC Twitter still killing it:

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1397724150526005252

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Then they breath-o you and if you are THAT hung over to resort to this method you will most likely have a lot in your system still. Be smart - call through a family emergency and with luck get a voicemail. Leave said voicemail and do not answer calls back.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Humphreys posted:

Then they breath-o you and if you are THAT hung over to resort to this method you will most likely have a lot in your system still. Be smart - call through a family emergency and with luck get a voicemail. Leave said voicemail and do not answer calls back.

Texting has become my go to method of calling out sick. People don't question emojis implying strong diarrhea.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

My work is moving a coining press and apparently the first step in that process is "Lay it down on its side" so the riggers have accordingly brought a forklift so big it has removable counterweights that had to be shipped on a separate truck

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

ah here it is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_OY6wMVa8

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



drat, that extendable counterweight rack is extremely cool!

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Texting has become my go to method of calling out sick. People don't question emojis implying strong diarrhea.

My aunt's preferred excuse was "I have a rash...“ and nobody ever wanted details.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Definitely will give this a shot at my desk job when we return to the worksite.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Cat Hatter posted:

My aunt's preferred excuse was "I have a rash...“ and nobody ever wanted details.

Another good phrase like that is "Trains leaving both stations"

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

So we're decommissioning a box plant and the riggers showed up last night and dropped a 34,000 lb forklift with a DOM placard of 1971 on the dock. It won't start due to a faulty switch and they won't be back for 2 weeks. It was blocking half the shipping dock and they said it was OK to just "push it out of the way".

Sure



I guess it depends on the exact setup, but with all the lifts I've used you can put the transmission in neutral without it needing to run. Then you use another forklift to push it, counterweight to counterweight. You can steer, too, although it'll need to be moving and the driver will have to crank on the wheel. Then you set the manual parking brake. The pusher forklift can be much much smaller and you don't need to lift at all, just push.

Don't use the forks. If all you have is something like a stand-up lift or powered pallet jack, pick up something heavy and not-fragile that extends past the end of the forks. Think a shrink-wrapped pallet of concrete or a unit of 2x12's or a full dumpster. Something with a solid, flat end you can push the disabled forklift's counterweight with. Needs to be heavy so it gives the pushing lift traction.

Source: Night crew would run the propane tanks empty then just abandon the lift wherever, then we'd have to push them over to the fuel pump. We did a lot of lift-pushing.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/odCV0CG.mp4

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Uncle Enzo posted:

I guess it depends on the exact setup, but with all the lifts I've used you can put the transmission in neutral without it needing to run. Then you use another forklift to push it, counterweight to counterweight. You can steer, too, although it'll need to be moving and the driver will have to crank on the wheel. Then you set the manual parking brake. The pusher forklift can be much much smaller and you don't need to lift at all, just push.

Don't use the forks. If all you have is something like a stand-up lift or powered pallet jack, pick up something heavy and not-fragile that extends past the end of the forks. Think a shrink-wrapped pallet of concrete or a unit of 2x12's or a full dumpster. Something with a solid, flat end you can push the disabled forklift's counterweight with. Needs to be heavy so it gives the pushing lift traction.

Source: Night crew would run the propane tanks empty then just abandon the lift wherever, then we'd have to push them over to the fuel pump. We did a lot of lift-pushing.

Nite Crew is a mess.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Am I missing something or is there not a forklift emoji? Such an oversight.

In other news, I found out I'm getting forklift certified during my IH internship this summer :toot:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

i love this

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qtr2odS5qh1r0uzl6.mp4

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Every time I hear Catastrophe Man's theme song I get so drat hype.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Are those some kind of alarms for buildings falling over, powerlines falling, or something else?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Uncle Enzo posted:

I guess it depends on the exact setup, but with all the lifts I've used you can put the transmission in neutral without it needing to run. Then you use another forklift to push it, counterweight to counterweight. You can steer, too, although it'll need to be moving and the driver will have to crank on the wheel. Then you set the manual parking brake. The pusher forklift can be much much smaller and you don't need to lift at all, just push.


I think I've posted about it before but the most osha poo poo I have ever done in my entire life was a previous job: The semi-dementia'd 80 something year old owner bought a forklift with a locked differential and had it delivered in a way that bocked the loading dock.

It was there for a couple weeks before I figured out how to raise onto cribbing one corner at a time with a floor jack until it had enough clearance to get two pallet jacks underneath and very, very carefully be rolled away by hand without the benefit of any kind of brakes.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Probably the vibration setting off a car alarm, or maybe emergency services arriving, although that would be some timing.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo, they make special drifting forklifts??? :allears:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/WvAkdsI.gifv

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010



Doing 15 mph over the speed limit and assholes still want to ride my rear end. What else do you want? Just go around if you're in such a hurry!

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

mobby_6kl posted:

Holy poo poo, they make special drifting forklifts??? :allears:

Every forklift is a drifting forklift when there's lubricant leaks

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Those Tutors the Snowbirds use are getting mighty old but switching to 767s seems a bit ambitious

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LifeSunDeath posted:

Texting has become my go to method of calling out sick. People don't question emojis implying strong diarrhea.

I once referred to "bidirectional gastrointestinal distress" in an email to my supervisor when they questioned me.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

What an rear end in a top hat. Why doesn't he just go around?

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

wilderthanmild posted:

Are those some kind of alarms for buildings falling over, powerlines falling, or something else?

It's the truck's horn

In SE Asia they have fun noises instead of a plain honk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NBAOG9w1B8

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

When you said "5 nm separation", did you mean nautical mile or nanometer?

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
Goddamn I wish I could have gotten video of the motor we just started up. Nobody got hurt, no real equipment damage, but an improperly secured 4160V motor coupling housing just bouncing up and down like Pac-Man's giant yellow maw was hilarious.

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ElBrak
Aug 24, 2004

"Muerte, buen compinche. Muerte."
You haven't lived until you drifted a forklift on the loading dock when it's raining. Just try not to go off the edge.

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