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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT new user names
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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
Dangly

* # ? May 26, 2021 00:02
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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 30, 2024 14:50
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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Piss champion

* # ? May 26, 2021 01:18
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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
kinkshame meme

* # ? May 26, 2021 04:48
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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Let's get shanked
Blood on the sheets

* # ? May 26, 2021 07:31
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no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

 holy barakamole

* # ? May 26, 2021 07:48
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Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Bon Jon Bovi

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Prone Wall

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

 John Cougartown Mellencamp

* # ? May 26, 2021 17:42
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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
Chainsaw Glands

* # ? May 26, 2021 22:13
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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

18 Character Limit posted:

Chainsaw Glands

Chainsaw Glans

* # ? May 26, 2021 22:52
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NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
Mario Potty

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup

promising carl posted:

Piss champion

Piss Professional

Piss is my profession

pissing perfection

pissing amateur

certified piss specialist

certified piss checker

the perfect piss

sprinkle n' tinkle

two shake minimum

two tug minimum

* # ? May 27, 2021 03:15
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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

90s Solo Cup posted:

Piss Professional

Piss is my profession

pissing perfection

pissing amateur

certified piss specialist

certified piss checker

the perfect piss

sprinkle n' tinkle

two shake minimum

two tug minimum

graphic design is my piss

* # ? May 27, 2021 04:42
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
all night pasta party

Qanons Anonymous

Brie Cheese Please

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no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

 Pop Farts

Genghis, capital G

Nude + Rude

O-trail Dysentery

Hungry for Bok Choy

peanut from a snickers

MY balls, MY gloryhole

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

 Slamwise Jamgee

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Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
No Butts, No Glory

Ham Spider

BIG MILF TITTIES

Scrote Boat

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nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
delirium j. tremens

* # ? May 27, 2021 12:30
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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 Tina Gay

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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

 Teen Jefe

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Stare at sun. Wow!

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NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
ur breathing manually now

* # ? May 27, 2021 20:30
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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

ur breathing manually now
the song that never ends

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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
Sr Piss Reliability Engineer

* # ? May 27, 2021 20:58
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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

 jefe de pasteles

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other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
chlamydiot

* # ? May 27, 2021 21:47
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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

ur breathing manually now

you're breaktaking manually

* # ? May 27, 2021 21:56
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Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
Computer Assisted Posting

* # ? May 27, 2021 23:38
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
AI for birds

* # ? May 27, 2021 23:43
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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

other people posted:

chlamydiot
chlamydibot

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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Super Waffle posted:

Bon Jon Bovi

Bon Scotsman

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Fecal enthusiast

* # ? May 28, 2021 02:22
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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup


 PEACE PIPES SAVE LIVES

External Organs posted:

AI for birds

avian telemetry

* # ? May 28, 2021 03:02
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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
Oneism Singularity Equations

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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

 Onan Piece

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Conanism

* # ? May 28, 2021 05:17
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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
stochastic errorist

* # ? May 28, 2021 07:11
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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Oprah will save us
Fleeblezort

* # ? May 28, 2021 07:28
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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup


 Tragedy of the Cummies

* # ? May 28, 2021 07:43
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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

 No Purpose Flour

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