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May 28, 2021 00:37
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I still say when it comes to movie fans, people who enjoy 80s schlock horror are the most tolerable bunch. Doesn't matter if it's critically panned! It's fun and it's got funny dialoague! ive been watching fuckloads of awful 30 year old b horror movies but then i watched ghoulies II and it finally broke me and i cant anymore for a little while
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May 28, 2021 00:55
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Farm Frenzy posted:ive been watching fuckloads of awful 30 year old b horror movies but then i watched ghoulies II and it finally broke me and i cant anymore for a little while What the hell? That's like the best Ghoulies.
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May 28, 2021 00:55
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vyelkin posted:i blame grade inflation in american universities for making people think the only acceptable score for a video game is 9/10 i saw something a while back where an IGN reviewer said that they mostly give scores of 7+ because IGN doesnt review the sort of game that would score lower. so like the entire bottom 5/10 is just there if a game is completely technically hosed or unfinished
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May 28, 2021 00:58
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Farm Frenzy posted:i saw something a while back where an IGN reviewer said that they mostly give scores of 7+ because IGN doesnt review the sort of game that would score lower. so like the entire bottom 5/10 is just there if a game is completely technically hosed or unfinished I saw a 3 once but it was for like a completely broken indie horror game that could be finished in under 30 minutes. I mean that is fitting for a 3. Maybe?
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May 28, 2021 01:00
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DesertIslandHermit posted:What the hell? That's like the best Ghoulies. Ghoulies 2 is the closest to being a functional movie, for sure. Ghoulies 1 is dull and meandering and completely useless, Ghoulies 3 is lovely horror-comedy but at least conceptually weird enough to be interesting, Ghoulies 4 is as close to nothing as a movie can be and I hate it.
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May 28, 2021 01:02
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May 28, 2021 01:04
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sultry, smoky female voice, heavy on the reverb some body once told me THIS SUMMER the world is gonna roll me
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May 28, 2021 01:12
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Blood Boils posted:Smh at all the 'high vs low art' and 'it doesn't mean anything' platitudes, in the lefty poo poo posting forum of all places if superhero movie fans were just honest about liking expensive toy commercials more than actual movies, things would be a lot less annoying overall imo
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May 28, 2021 01:15
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Blood Boils posted:Smh at all the 'high vs low art' and 'it doesn't mean anything' platitudes, in the lefty poo poo posting forum of all places We haven't even gone Full Adorno yet
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May 28, 2021 01:32
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:if superhero movie fans were just honest about liking expensive toy commercials more than actual movies, things would be a lot less annoying overall imo It's a lot healthier for the brain to just like something because it entertained you instead of having to make yourself justify it by measuring it to other things.
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May 28, 2021 01:37
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StashAugustine posted:We haven't even gone Full Adorno yet [ominous distant jazz noises intensify]
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May 28, 2021 01:41
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Stravinsky is better the Schoenberg. Schoenberg is still drat good and foundational to new voices. Schoenberg's authenticity is a dada wall.
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May 28, 2021 01:48
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DoombatINC posted:Ghoulies 2 is the closest to being a functional movie, for sure. Ghoulies 1 is dull and meandering and completely useless, Ghoulies 3 is lovely horror-comedy but at least conceptually weird enough to be interesting, Ghoulies 4 is as close to nothing as a movie can be and I hate it. yes it was the realisation that i had watched the best ghoulies movie that did it to me
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May 28, 2021 02:56
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drat, when did adam friedland get jacked
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May 28, 2021 03:44
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vyelkin posted:the best marvel movie is thor ragnarok and it would have been ten times better if a year before it came out the advertising didn't give away what was clearly intended to be the movie's big twist moment supermechagodzilla has argued that between king of the monsters and godzilla versus kong theres enough plot for one good monster movie and notes that combining the two could among other things have the big storm in king of the monsters destroy kongs island instead of clumsily having that important plot point happen offscreen without explanation just sitting here thinking how apeshit people would have gone for kong to pop up unannounced in king of the monsters really sucks that you cant do twists like that anymore because were so oversaturated with media hype
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May 28, 2021 03:45
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May 28, 2021 03:58
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i say swears online posted:i'm about to watch the lighthouse with no spoilers turns out the real lighthouse was the friendships the main character forged along the way
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May 28, 2021 04:00
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May 28, 2021 04:02
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i'm also downloading terminator 2 because every scene is perfect and it's been like a decade since i last saw it
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i say swears online posted:i'm also downloading terminator 2 because every scene is perfect and it's been like a decade since i last saw it turns out the real terminator was the friends edward furlong made along the way
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May 28, 2021 04:03
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IGN gave god hand a 3.0/10 , that ruled
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May 28, 2021 04:07
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man, hollywood really destroyed kumail
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May 28, 2021 04:11
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mastershakeman posted:IGN gave god hand a 3.0/10 , that ruled I don't think bad reviews have ever been insightful into a game since Deadly Premonition, the most polarized game of all time.
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May 28, 2021 04:24
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I can't wait to see which stand up comic they force to take steroids next! ...maybe Patton Oswalt?
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May 28, 2021 05:23
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Reading novels ....errrereaahhaaaajrpgsrrrrahfulata s Well, yeah... Joyce and Gaddis and Pynchon and the like really raised the bar for what you can do with the written word. I'd rather read DFW than most other authors. Wraith of J.O.I. posted:scorcese's (anodyne, tame) comments really revealed some insecurities of the marvel enjoyers (or at least their most vocal supporters/media freaks)....... would have been a good opportunity for some reflection, but alas That's a thing I've noticed a lot with liberals right now, that you can't just say "Whatever, you do you", but you must enjoy and celebrate and acknowledge their choices as the correct and moral and good ones. This, basically (apologies for video quality): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgUjUTRoWZY
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May 28, 2021 05:55
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May 28, 2021 05:57
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:https://twitter.com/TURBO_VIRGIN_01/status/1398048746873704451 lmao what a faustian bargain. you get rich, famous, completely jacked, but your face is all mutated now and you can't ever go back.
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May 28, 2021 06:09
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Judakel posted:man, hollywood really destroyed kumail yeah I wish he was uglier so he'd still be a standup, he was one of my favs around 2010 and I figured him for being like Bill Burr or John Mulaney tier in terms of sales/audience size
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indigi posted:yeah I wish he was uglier so he'd still be a standup, he was one of my favs around 2010 and I figured him for being like Bill Burr or John Mulaney tier in terms of sales/audience size he could still do it. and the idea of a guy who looks like that doing stand up like he's a regular guy is very funny to me.
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well first off all people who get buff indubitably become less funny, and second I'd be surprised if he's done more than a 5-10 minute set since 2017 so he's probably got no jokes e: but if he laid off the dianabol and started getting up every night yeah he could turn it around
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May 28, 2021 06:37
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indigi posted:yeah I wish he was uglier so he'd still be a standup, he was one of my favs around 2010 and I figured him for being like Bill Burr or John Mulaney tier in terms of sales/audience size He was more handsome then. He is uglier now.
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May 28, 2021 06:37
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Judakel posted:He was more handsome then. He is uglier now. yeah but the initial handsomeness is what led him to becoming a full time actor
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May 28, 2021 06:38
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stand up is a lovely business so yeah of course he wants to be an actor, but what is the market for this look? this has to be body dysmorphia.
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May 28, 2021 06:41
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Jim Carrey: got buff, less funny Fat Kid From Superbad: lost like 100+ pounds, less funny (regained funny levels when he got fat again) Dave Chappelle: got buff, less funny Chris Pratt: got buff, way less funny if you started out buff or nearly-buff (Will Smith, Kevin Hart) adding a bit more muscle doesn't seem to diminish your comedy abilities
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May 28, 2021 06:43
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Judakel posted:stand up is a lovely business so yeah of course he wants to be an actor, but what is the market for this look? this has to be body dysmorphia. it's cape movie poo poo. they set you up with a trainer and pump you fulla drugs so you end up looking like a super hero. he's doing a Marvel thing.
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uber_stoat posted:it's cape movie poo poo. they set you up with a trainer and pump you fulla drugs so you end up looking like a super hero. he's doing a Marvel thing. that's finished tho. but i guess they bring you back every other movie. that movie looks like poo poo, by the way
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