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No no no no
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May 28, 2021 00:36
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Quantum of Phallus posted:No no no no 
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May 28, 2021 01:10
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Bold Robot posted:For your consideration, this kebab pizza I ate in Sweden 5 years ago: This seems pretty edible IMO Dehumanize urself and face to pizza
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May 28, 2021 02:26
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Oh no. Oh no, I've made a mistake. This is the pizza I just received from Imo's:  Alright. Okay. No.
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May 28, 2021 02:47
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looks good to me
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May 28, 2021 02:48
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Aardvark! posted:looks good to me The entire bottom is black. Obviously I'm still going to eat some of it.
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May 28, 2021 02:49
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Mormon Nailer posted:Oh no. Imo's is St. Louis style, they of the accursed Provel. by definition a capital M Mistake.
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May 28, 2021 02:52
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Mormon Nailer posted:The entire bottom is black. yo ushould eat all of it, imo
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May 28, 2021 02:52
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uber_stoat posted:Imo's is St. Louis style, they of the accursed Provel. by definition a capital M Mistake. It was free and as such, I am required by law to consume it, lest I perish. Maybe perishing is the better option. That said I'm pretty sure the structural integrity of stlol style pizza is based on the sheer amount of provel involved.
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May 28, 2021 02:54
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The curse is the square cut instead of the superior triangle cut.
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May 28, 2021 02:57
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uber_stoat posted:Imo's is St. Louis style, they of the accursed Provel. by definition a capital M Mistake. Aw poo poo I forgot what Imo's was for a second and thought it looked reasonable for a hungry moment. St Louis style really tests my longstanding "any pizza is good pizza" belief (this thread's individual garbage examples aside)
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May 28, 2021 02:59
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I've lived here for a little bit now and I've had Imo's before, and it's never been this exactly bad. I'm impressed. It's actually inedible. Good job.
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May 28, 2021 03:01
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BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:The curse is the square cut instead of the superior triangle cut. Can someone explain me who had the bright idea of either tiny triangles or tiny squares? That's no sane. I need to stuff my mouth with a big triangle of bread, cheese grease and probably-not-real meat.
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May 28, 2021 03:14
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Didn't even know it was legal to do the grid square cut in 2021.
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May 28, 2021 03:17
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Hatebag posted:
There's a massive cicada spawn right now, right? Where the cicada pizzas at?
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May 28, 2021 03:33
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its all nice on rice posted:There's a massive cicada spawn right now, right? Where the cicada pizzas at? you had to ask didn't you? https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2013/05/29/2369471/
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May 28, 2021 03:36
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its all nice on rice posted:There's a massive cicada spawn right now, right? Where the cicada pizzas at? I dunno what's the real name but over here we call those water cockroaches. Because they live inside the sewers and swamps. 
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May 28, 2021 03:43
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Does that pizza come with lime? 
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May 28, 2021 04:13
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons   Hong Kong commerical pizza places (Pizza Hut, PHD) do weird poo poo regularly, but this one from 4 years back was memorable because I ate it. "Flying fish roe salmon cream cheese" stuffed crust pizza. So it was cream cheese that was blended with / infused with salmon flavor, and then mixed with flying fish roe. I was able to eat one slice and that was it. The cream cheese had the texture of ricotta but the normal sourness of cream cheese, then you layer on the flavor of canned salmon and little popping salty fish eggs and it just horrible. Smelled worse than cat food, probably tasted worse. I can't find a picture that shows it off, but its a regular menu item that allows all pizzas to have the tomato sauce swapped for thousand island dressing. ekuNNN posted:Also this is some kind of vegetarian glutenfree pizza with goat's cheese balls and a pumpkin base and some weird purple pea spread, and broccoli and uh maybe almonds? Also some weird looking blobs that might be artichoke? I don't think it improves the pizza in any way, but the purple spread is probably just vegan cream cheese. The butterfly pea stuff is just an instagram-friendly tea that has that purplish blue color and... I guess someone has decided that that's a good food additive? I don't really get it but I guess there's a whole trend of instagram food that doesn't really look like... food.
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May 28, 2021 05:46
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uber_stoat posted:you had to ask didn't you? What. the. gently caress.
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May 28, 2021 06:43
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons The lovely Altoona Pizza was recreated recently by the Takeout. It looks like "Han Solo frozen in Carbonite."  You can view the rest of the article below. Ironically, the Altoona Hotel that "made" this pizza burned down years ago, all else are just pale imitations. John Berry, local resident and masochist posted:“It is a great example of the Altoona that I remember. Not good, but memorable...that’s my experience of Altoona in a nutshell I guess.” https://thetakeout.com/altoona-style-pizza-how-to-make-it-at-home-1846943443
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May 28, 2021 07:00
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Altoona should just lean into it and develop the “all tuna” pizza.
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May 28, 2021 11:11
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its all nice on rice posted:There's a massive cicada spawn right now, right? Where the cicada pizzas at? Order up! 
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May 28, 2021 13:42
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i managed to queue up like, a grand total of 3 of the gang tags before getting stuck on a work thing yet again ftw. will try and get a bunch done when i get to my computer later
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May 28, 2021 20:13
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Aardvark! posted:i managed to queue up like, a grand total of 3 of the gang tags before getting stuck on a work thing yet again ftw. will try and get a bunch done when i get to my computer later WFH is hard on all of us
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May 28, 2021 20:38
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Aardvark! posted:i managed to queue up like, a grand total of 3 of the gang tags before getting stuck on a work thing yet again ftw. will try and get a bunch done when i get to my computer later *waits sweatily*
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May 28, 2021 21:17
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons Hell yeah! Russian (cranberry and pineapple?) pizza for the tag! 
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May 28, 2021 21:25
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:I think it's smetana. It's spelled "smegma"
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May 28, 2021 21:29
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egg_dog posted:Hell yeah! Russian (cranberry and pineapple?) pizza for the tag! If I was high or drunk enough I'd go for it.
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May 29, 2021 12:07
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Hatebag posted:
This is what happens when pizza is left under the bed overnight. And what people who eat such floor pizzas deserve.
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May 29, 2021 14:32
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Oetker blows and needs to go back to medical pizza school. The only frozen pizza even halfway decent is McCain's Flavour Boss Pepperoni.
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May 29, 2021 14:42
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egg_dog posted:Hell yeah! Russian (cranberry and pineapple?) pizza for the tag! Weird flavors are imo sort of interesting, not WORST PIZZA EVER category Like if that’s yogurt instead of cheese, that could be pretty tasty Even the “trying too hard” pizzas are sort of ok for me, like those things with chicken nuggets or a burger on top The worst pizzas are the ones that show a total lack of effort, or even disdain for the customer, like those half cheese half 1 sad piece of pepperoni, or burnt, or not even in a circular shape, etc
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May 29, 2021 18:06
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Thread, does manakish count as pizza or is it different enough to be considered completely separate
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May 29, 2021 18:10
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May 29, 2021 18:13
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Thread, does manakish count as pizza or is it different enough to be considered completely separate Separate due to its origins otherwise it'd just be called like Levantine-style pizza or something. e: I think I'm fine with a crust piece or actually yeah no piece is fine I'm good thanks Looks like the teriyaki chicken pizza they had at a now-defunct local joint Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 18:15 on May 29, 2021 |
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May 29, 2021 18:13
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Nutsack pizza 
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May 29, 2021 19:14
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons I'm not sure how many of these may have been posted before--I think I've seen every post at one time or another, but I don't necessarily remember. So I'm going with a bit of a quantity approach:     Mayonnaise and peas   https://chicago.eater.com/2016/7/14/12193564/cubs-deep-dish-hot-dog-pizza   marinara sauce, pepperoni, cheese, peppers and pineapple atop a bed of fried chicken  cookie dough crust with prawns, sweet potato and a blueberry dipping sauce     "you can search, but you will hardly find a pizza uglier than the gum pizza with banana" 
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May 29, 2021 19:37
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I really hope these are joke pizzas not intended for human consumption because I would find the waste of food more acceptable than someone actually wanting to eat this poo poo
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