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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Pilfered Pallbearers posted:

At this point I’m convinced you’re a troll account. No one can be this stupid, right?

listen man, what part of sell low buy high don't you get?

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Am I supposed to buy stocks at a high price or buy stocks while I'm high?

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

If you do it right you can do both at the same time

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

pixaal posted:

I feel like the banning of a class of weapon should be up to congress but the classification should be up to the department in charge of guns. Congress bans heavy weapons or something else vague it would be up to the ATF to decide what guns fit that. And if they say the AR-15 and Glock are heavy weapons they are and are banned.

I don't run a government but that seems like the logical separation of power, this sounds like it's backwards. Why are people with no background in guns supposed to classify them?

No. The BATFE is dumb enough that a goon got them to issue an opinion letter that a hamster was likely legally a machine gun at one point. A shoestring -is- legally a machine gun, if combined with an M1 rifle.

They should not have any broad discretion because they make terrible decisions and have the power to ruin people's lives because of them.



Meanwhile, I'm living that FOMO live today. Took profit last spike selling my $6.50 cb AMC, but man I'd like to have still been holding that today.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 03:45 on May 28, 2021

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Oh god I sold AMC at 15 lol

Bought at like 9 so I’m not crushed but still :stonk:

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

Pilfered Pallbearers posted:

At this point I’m convinced you’re a troll account. No one can be this stupid, right?

The goon in a well parable exists for a reason.

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Mr. F! posted:

Yes ofc, the degenerate gambling thread

More like the "started trading in 2020" thread these days

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Michael have you ever heard of a little game called No Limit Texas Holdem

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Tetramin posted:

Michael have you ever heard of a little game called No Limit Texas Holdem

Think a lot of people ITT would have more fun and be happier if they just gamble gambled tbh

The Polish Pirate
Apr 4, 2005

How many Polacks does it take to captain a pirate ship? One.

paternity suitor posted:

Think a lot of people ITT would have more fun and be happier if they just gamble gambled tbh

Wife and I used to go to Vegas a few times a year and like even 48 hours of straight degen gambling helped scratch a particular itch. Without being able to go to Vegas, I'm scratching that itch with options, and I'm with you in that I kinda just wish I were drinking and having fun with friends at the craps table.

That said, LMND and AMC made me a lot of money this week that'll make for a nice future Vegas trip.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



The Polish Pirate posted:

Wife and I used to go to Vegas a few times a year and like even 48 hours of straight degen gambling helped scratch a particular itch. Without being able to go to Vegas, I'm scratching that itch with options, and I'm with you in that I kinda just wish I were drinking and having fun with friends at the craps table.

That said, LMND and AMC made me a lot of money this week that'll make for a nice future Vegas trip.

yeah one of my friends needs to hurry up and get engaged so we can do a vegas trip, although TBH I probably just need to plan a trip with him since I dunno about his marriage prospects

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!
I think it's been a few pages but it sounds like some people really need to hear it again. You won't go broke taking a profit on this meme swing.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Pilfered Pallbearers posted:

At this point I’m convinced you’re a troll account. No one can be this stupid, right?

The guy has a mental illness and the best thing we can do is just ignore his posting.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Tetramin posted:

Michael have you ever heard of a little game called No Limit Texas Holdem

If you guys start gambling in here the thread will be moved to PITR.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Strong Sauce posted:

If you guys start gambling in here the thread will be moved to PITR.

I'll take that bet.

The Polish Pirate
Apr 4, 2005

How many Polacks does it take to captain a pirate ship? One.

Strong Sauce posted:

If you guys start gambling in here the thread will be moved to PITR.

It's fun to joke about the degeneracy of us gamblers, but most of my biggest options gains of the year were through good calls (pun intended) from folks in here: CCIV, CRTX, LMND, VSTO, RKT BBW

Now if only NDRA could follow suit...

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

lol incredible

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
also michael corleone did you know that you can trade crypto with 125x leverage on binance.com?

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
it's like trading options but you can do it 24/7 and the market moves much faster. you can literally blow up or 10x your portfolio in seconds

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Strong Sauce posted:

If you guys start gambling in here the thread will be moved to PITR.

This sounds like a fun idea. I'm kinda tempted. :D

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Cryptocurrencies dropping again. I think there might be some merit to the idea that the money invested in these meme stocks is now not propping up Bitcorn.

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

NOK is going on a tear today. I'm sure the Americans will tank it when they wake up though lol

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.

"Rumors on the wire"

https://twitter.com/KjetillStjerne/status/1397938701167063040

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"
President of the SEC: (bangs gavel) I declare Citadel MARGIN CALLED.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Gambling chat - I started day trading when the casinos shut down because of covid.

I'm actually doing wayyy better with this then I ever did at crapps.

Also going to be an unpleasant day of diamond handing AMC puts. I still wouldn't be surprised if we see some circuit breaker / broker limit fuckery today.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

cr0y posted:

Gambling chat - I started day trading when the casinos shut down because of covid.

I'm actually doing wayyy better with this then I ever did at crapps.

Also going to be an unpleasant day of diamond handing AMC puts. I still wouldn't be surprised if we see some circuit breaker / broker limit fuckery today.

Imagine if you bought casino stock when they shut down last year


cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



gay picnic defence posted:

Imagine if you bought casino stock when they shut down last year




Ya if I knew what I know now about trading I could have cleaned up. Being a news/politics junky I was warning friends and family to start preparing weeks before the market crashed but I wasn't trading yet.

Woulda just been YOLO puts on basically everything.

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bicycle.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

John F Bennett posted:

And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bicycle.

I like this, haven't heard it before.

If I had known that we'd be pushing ATHs a few months after the beginning of a global pandemic, I too would have made different investment choices.

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

Residency Evil posted:

I like this, haven't heard it before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

cr0y posted:

Ya if I knew what I know now about trading I could have cleaned up. Being a news/politics junky I was warning friends and family to start preparing weeks before the market crashed but I wasn't trading yet.

Woulda just been YOLO puts on basically everything.

Are we the same person?

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Pillowpants posted:

Are we the same person?

I hang out a lot in D&D 🤷‍♂️

Also this is quite some goodbraining


But what if it crashes UPWARD

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

lol, good Friday watch, thank you

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

cr0y posted:

I hang out a lot in D&D 🤷‍♂️

Also this is quite some goodbraining


But what if it crashes UPWARD

So AMC is just copy/paste from GME in February at this point.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Sand Monster posted:

So AMC is just copy/paste from GME in February at this point.

Basically, but I am still not convinced that shortsellers aren't either not that exposed or are already covering in darkpools / some other fuckery that us little guys can't do.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

An inflation metric rose 0.2% higher than expected, so prepare for another round of irrational and frenzied panic selling for anything growth and tech: https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/28/pce-price-index.html

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

cr0y posted:

Basically, but I am still not convinced that shortsellers aren't either not that exposed or are already covering in darkpools / some other fuckery that us little guys can't do.

Is there any indication tons of institutions are shortselling AMC at all? No. Don't get your investment advice from reddit. You're taking part in a pump & dump, when it crashes it won't be because of mythical institutions manipulating the stock.

SlothBear
Jan 25, 2009

cr0y posted:

Gambling chat - I started day trading when the casinos shut down because of covid.

I'm actually doing wayyy better with this then I ever did at crapps.

Ha yup.

Having more fun with it too if I'm being honest.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

SlothBear posted:

Ha yup.

Having more fun with it too if I'm being honest.

Me too - COVID killed my interest in politics.

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cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Fame Douglas posted:

Is there any indication tons of institutions are shortselling AMC at all? No. Don't get your investment advice from reddit. You're taking part in a pump & dump, when it crashes it won't be because of mythical institutions manipulating the stock.

Just whatever short percentage dashboard thing. Idk how true that is.

I have puts, I know this is a pump and dump.

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