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just quoting myself from like halfway up this page (edit lol ofc this would be a snype)Mola Yam posted:i think it helps if you think of "the military"/"intelligence agencies"/"the pentagon"/"the government" less as monolithic entities and more as loose blobs of little bureaucratic fiefdoms that are bitchy/treacherous/insane/stupid to varying degrees. this sure is looking more and more like harry reid's weird little fiefdom
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May 28, 2021 09:39
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Bullfrog posted:what are the scariest alien / ufo movies? bonus points if they're somewhat unpredictable in plot. xtro
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May 28, 2021 09:41
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This would explain a lot of poo poo. Thinking particularly wrt the account of the tic tac "pinging back and forth" above a T-shaped object just below the surface of the ocean - maybe it was a submarine projecting a hologram https://newatlas.com/touchable-mid-air-holograms/40845/?amp=true&__twitter_impression=true
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May 28, 2021 11:03
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That is one huge finger
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May 28, 2021 11:09
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Still seems like a bit of a whacko judging by this, for instance https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/nkrcyi/recent_elizondo_interviews_give_more_information/ https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/njm8ea/lue_just_confirmed_that_roswell_was_real_and_it/
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May 28, 2021 12:43
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PawParole posted:https://twitter.com/GadiNBC/status/1398047184117927936 This fucks my head right up more than anything. Government, let alone the loving Pentagon, never confirm poo poo about dick if it's unwillingly released. I am so confused
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May 28, 2021 12:56
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:This fucks my head right up more than anything. Government, let alone the loving Pentagon, never confirm poo poo about dick if it's unwillingly released. It's a PsyOp bud, hope this helps.
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May 28, 2021 13:05
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Perry Mason Jar posted:It's a PsyOp bud, hope this helps. "Hey look we suck poo poo we're so stupid we have no idea what this stuff is join the navy and maybe you too can be swarmed by the powers of our far superior adversaries" is a weird recruitment line
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May 28, 2021 13:07
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:"Hey look we suck poo poo we're so stupid we have no idea what this stuff is join the navy and maybe you too can be swarmed by the powers of our far superior adversaries" is a weird recruitment line Easy way to write weird videos off as nothing to be concerned about, though.
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May 28, 2021 13:09
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 [kSH] the ops are in this thread I repeat the ops are in this thread abort abort
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May 28, 2021 13:11
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Barry Foster posted:Still seems like a bit of a whacko judging by this, for instance He's basically all but said that he saw some insane ufo poo poo as part of his role at AATIP but that he can't just come out and release it due to how he got the info, whether it's NDAs or security clearance or whatever. He's still a big US government natsec/intel guy after all, so instead he's trying to backdoor it by getting Congress poking around on national security grounds. And the navy instantly confirming poo poo and giving Corbell videos would suggest he's got senior navy people on board too. Ratios and Tendency has issued a correction as of 13:23 on May 28, 2021 |
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May 28, 2021 13:15
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Ratios and Tendency posted:He's basically all but said that he saw some insane ufo poo poo as part of his role at AATIP but that he can't just come out and release it due to how he got the info, whether it's NDAs or security clearance or whatever. He's still a big US government natsec/intel guy after all, so instead he's trying to backdoor it by getting Congress poking around on national security grounds. Yeah, that last bit is important. Writing it off as a psyop is too simple and trite without some good explanation of what this all achieves - but whatever it is, it very much has the blessing of senior leadership, or they would be a lot fewer leaks and none of them would be confirmed. Personally, the simplest explanation to me is that they really don't know what these things are, and the internal faction that wants to find out for national security reasons has finally gotten ahead of the factions that want to pretend they don't exist to avoid embarrassment, or because they "know" they're actually demons sent by Satan or whatever.
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May 28, 2021 13:29
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Log082 posted:what this all achieves Very shortly after "disclosure" - stated as the reason for disclosure, now - the UFOs were designated as a national security threat. More money for defense contractors and justification for trillion dollar war toys; more security apparatus, surveillance, and civil rights foreclosure for the populace.
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May 28, 2021 13:32
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Very shortly after "disclosure" - stated as the reason for disclosure, now - the UFOs were designated as a national security threat. More money for defense contractors and justification for trillion dollar war toys; more security apparatus, surveillance, and civil rights foreclosure for the populace. See, heard this one too and it also broadly goes against any military messaging I've ever been privy too. The message is always "our fighters on the front lines have the best, we have the very best, we are the bestest best to ever best" Openly admitting any sort of weakness or deficiency might be something a contractor would do but official messaging would never loving okay that, it looks terrible and is hugely demoralizing to your subordinates. I just don't buy it given that there are easier ways to lobby for more money without spitting in the face of their tradition
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May 28, 2021 13:36
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if you join the navy you might be the first to shoot down an alien
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May 28, 2021 13:44
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Oh it goes against messaging, oh my God then nevermind, jeez what was I thinking
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May 28, 2021 13:44
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I’m just laughing at the idea that trump being presented with solid evidence for ufos and aliens and not giving a single poo poo
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May 28, 2021 13:47
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Oh it goes against messaging, oh my God then nevermind, jeez what was I thinking I'm not calling you an rear end in a top hat buddy I'm just saying if you've been around military bureaucrats you'd realize them okaying a "look at how lovely our operation is" campaign on a huge level would be impossible. Careers get blackballed for pettier slights than that. Like I guess maybe it could be coordinated by a subset and the majority is kept in the dark but it'd still hugely piss bureaucrats and service members off alike when/if they ever find out. The risk/reward versus just saying "we have identified new threats from... China or something" and getting another bucket of billions is easier than leaking video after video in a coordinated campaign to suggest your organization is inept I dunno, maybe someone is bored. Maybe there's a different purpose to it altogether, but I just don't buy funding as a sufficient reason for the effort
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May 28, 2021 13:50
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I dunno, maybe someone is bored. Maybe there's a different purpose to it altogether, but I just don't buy funding as a sufficient reason for the effort Also, anyone asking for money for UFOs is going to get mocked way more than just blaming it on China - which they can, and are, doing for other things. If you want more money, you go with Cold War 2, not aliens.
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May 28, 2021 13:53
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It's certainly more the latter than the former, of the reasons I gave. Are any other nations making similar disclosures?
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May 28, 2021 13:53
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Ratios and Tendency posted:He's basically all but said that he saw some insane ufo poo poo as part of his role at AATIP but that he can't just come out and release it due to how he got the info, whether it's NDAs or security clearance or whatever. He's still a big US government natsec/intel guy after all, so instead he's trying to backdoor it by getting Congress poking around on national security grounds. Remote viewing, though? Telepathy? Roswell? EDIT like don't get me wrong, I am fascinated by these new reports and genuinely don't have a loving clue what's going on, and I don't doubt there are a lot more similar videos we'll get to see/hear as the months and years go on. But once you start saying that Bigfoot is part of the mystery or whatever I tend to think that you (in this case, Elizondo) aren't credible. Just like Bob Lazar and the rest of em, he seems to be going down the same old path of saying juuust enough to keep confirming all our selection biases without pinning himself down in public, while bollocking on about MJ12 or whatever to true believers. Barry Foster has issued a correction as of 14:04 on May 28, 2021 |
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May 28, 2021 14:02
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If the aliens were smart and kind, we'd all be dead They are cruel and wicked for we are alive
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May 28, 2021 14:04
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https://i.imgur.com/f4dDqAU.mp4
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May 28, 2021 14:29
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my newest hot take is that this is a clever ruse to convince a lot of smart educated people to stop touching computers for lovely tech startups and instead touch computers to develop better anti-missile/aircraft tech under the guise of defending against aliens sign up for space force, help fix our ship-mounted railguns so we can use DRM-free ammo when the saucers arrive edit: or it's specifically a grifting operation to funnel significant amounts of taxpayer money through space force into rich people
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May 28, 2021 14:30
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Here's some journalist saying he's heard from navy sources that they've been sonaring objects going hundreds of knots underwater, possibly related to the Omaha drones: [siren]Tucker Carlson Warning[/siren] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH5yztTvPAg
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May 28, 2021 14:31
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blatman posted:my newest hot take is that this is a clever ruse to convince a lot of smart educated people to stop touching computers for lovely tech startups and instead touch computers to develop better anti-missile/aircraft tech under the guise of defending against aliens All that'd take is higher salaries and an easy hiring process Market's flooded and no one who works in programming is doing it out of some ideal we're all loving vultures and will absolutely leave for more money
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May 28, 2021 14:31
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:All that'd take is higher salaries and an easy hiring process In fairness, the government finding it easier to invent a massive UFO conspiracy than just raise salaries is the most plausible explanation for a psyop I've heard yet.
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May 28, 2021 14:34
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gh0stpinballa posted:This would explain a lot of poo poo. Thinking particularly wrt the account of the tic tac "pinging back and forth" above a T-shaped object just below the surface of the ocean - maybe it was a submarine projecting a hologram Reports of Tupac and Michael Jackson emerging from the ocean to taunt and tease military personnel have been confirmed
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May 28, 2021 14:37
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the nerds on Reddit made a google doc about throwawaylien https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QzkT71LQXAE_TWUYkeYA5O9wK_MYO8GwyUzltk7M3hc/mobilebasic Since he deleted his account after Reddit mocked him for having bad grammar, this is the best source
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May 28, 2021 14:38
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the aliens use quantum energy teleportation to break vacuum passivity, and extract negative energy from the zero point field via injecting small amounts of energy into squeezed states within local-vacuum regions. It’s pretty obvious actually.
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May 28, 2021 14:40
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munce posted:It's 100% directed by them. Corbell even said the videos of the radar screens etc are shot by crews tasked specifically to do that for information management/ public relations purposes. There's definitely no one recording screens with a mobile phone inside a warship then leaking it. Remember sailor
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May 28, 2021 14:41
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I haven’t decided my own beliefs yet, but as a fence sitter the people talking about psy-ops read like people in denial
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May 28, 2021 14:42
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the aliens use hardcore pornography to achieve orgasm, and climax from the tip of their dongs via injecting small amounts of cum into butts within public restrooms. It’s pretty obvious actually.
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May 28, 2021 14:44
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Sextro posted:I haven’t decided my own beliefs yet, but as a fence sitter the people talking about psy-ops read like people in denial to be fair, when was the last time something actually cool happened I don't mean sideways boat or that one politician taking a bite out of an onion on camera for some reason, I mean aliens showing up would be kickin' rad, there is no place for rad in this timeline kickin' or otherwise
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May 28, 2021 14:46
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On the flipside, what is the most uninteresting and frustratingly stupid conclusion to all this? I'm picturing a Balloon Boy-rear end finale where it turns out its all about an Apple drone or something that is able to dive underwater and transition to flying, and the speed anomolies are just false readings. The tic-tacs are Facebook internet blimps that got caught in the jet stream.
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May 28, 2021 14:50
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cool stuff happens in space exploration/astronomy all the time. probes, landers, even that photo of the black hole at the centre of a whole different galaxy. that's where all the cool poo poo is now. everything here on earth is a grift
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May 28, 2021 14:50
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blatman posted:to be fair, when was the last time something actually cool happened good point lol
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May 28, 2021 14:53
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I don't know why they'd need to make up aliens to get more money. We don't have a democracy, weapons manufacturers could just give bigger bribes to congress to get bigger murder budgets and promise military leaders future "consulting" jobs where they get millions of dollars for nothing. They don't even need much of an excuse for that either. That would be much cheaper than some convoluted alien horseshit.
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May 28, 2021 15:05
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Hatebag posted:I don't know why they'd need to make up aliens to get more money. We don't have a democracy, weapons manufacturers could just give bigger bribes to congress to get bigger murder budgets and promise military leaders future "consulting" jobs where they get millions of dollars for nothing. They don't even need much of an excuse for that either. That would be much cheaper than some convoluted alien horseshit. Recruitment maybe? But nobody worth their salt is going to enlist and contracting already pays better than the both actual fed work and private sector jobs so I don't get that angle either
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May 28, 2021 15:09
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Can I choose to pay my taxes to the aliens instead of the government since the government is weak as gently caress?
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