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sad question posted:Is there a way to imply that the shameful part is not being good at sucking cock? Responding to unjust / petty criticism with "I don't come down to where you work and slap the cock out of your mouth" suggests that if you did come down to where they worked, you would be so appalled by their inept technique that your body would break out in spontaneous violence
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Pastry of the Year posted:Responding to unjust / petty criticism with "I don't come down to where you work and slap the cock out of your mouth" suggests that if you did come down to where they worked, you would be so appalled by their inept technique that your body would break out in spontaneous violence yeah im down with this variant for this exact reason tbh lol (and also bc nobody's ever actually used it for realsies while threatening physical violence at me in real life)
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May 28, 2021 13:27
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"hey, douchebag!"
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calling somebody a subpar fellationist wouldn't actually be snappy as it sounds too tryhard but the concept is solid
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I do like knob-end, butt munch, and one in Swedish, skitstövel (poo poo boot)
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Bismuth posted:Its probably kinda ableist to insult peoples intelligence but some people hoard gasoline in plastic bags, think masks block oxygen molecules (but not viruses), and think autism is worse than rubella so sometimes being less smart is bad for real and i want to insult them harshly for it None of those things have anything much to do with intelligence. Anyone capable of speech can understand that a bigger thing is larger than a smaller thing. People are making a deliberate choice to be misinformed as soon as someone has presented to them what they actually are saying. Like the standard pejorative for people doing harmful poo poo for ill-considered reasons is 'stupid' but it's not actually the appropriate term. I've seen 'presidential' making the rounds which I think is a far more appropriate slam.
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May 28, 2021 13:33
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dickhead; wanker; poo poo-for-brains; tool; fuckface It's not difficult to come up with insults that only offend the intended target rather than entire classes of people.
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May 28, 2021 13:50
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May 28, 2021 13:54
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Don't be such a loving Chicago Tribune columnist.
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May 28, 2021 13:58
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InediblePenguin posted:the literal etymology of it is even more milquetoast than that. "a person who can be/should be/is reproved." it's an insult than means "insultable" and i find that amusing “Deplorable” is similar and became the most vile insult imaginable in 2016 and I will never understand that. InediblePenguin posted:dipshit has a nice ring to it with a nice plosive consonant, and i guess is ultimately homophobic bc the people who originally came up with it were thinking about gay buttsex or whatever but also, unlike cocksucker it's never been used as an actual in practice slur against me bc nobody realizes that's what it means so i just use that usually I thought “dipshit” was a chewing tobacco thing.
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Jesus Christ. I know it's Fartlow but still https://twitter.com/Eve_Barlow/status/1323745368413122560  I'll let this person explain why this is particularly appalling: https://twitter.com/Gremlimbs/status/1398032471057473542
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May 28, 2021 14:05
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Platystemon posted:I thought “dipshit” was a chewing tobacco thing.
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May 28, 2021 14:06
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It’s also painted, which makes it extra fake, and, like, why. Keys are demonstrably able to be carried in a pocket for decades without turning to dust. What is the purpose of painting this trinket?
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May 28, 2021 14:12
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Platystemon posted:It’s also painted, which makes it extra fake, and, like, why. Keys are demonstrably able to be carried in a pocket for decades without turning to dust. What is the purpose of painting this trinket? To draw attention that it's not just any old key, but a symbol of an oppressor?
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May 28, 2021 14:32
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teen witch posted:I do like knob-end, butt munch, and one in Swedish, skitstövel (poo poo boot) I wonder if that's of a similar source as poo poo-heel.
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May 28, 2021 14:36
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sad question posted:Is there a way to imply that the shameful part is not being good at sucking cock? "you inept cocksucker"
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I like “troglodyte” because it sounds worse than it is, and as far as I can tell isn’t problematic (unless you’re a caveman)? Saying this is just asking for someone to inform me otherwise, though.
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May 28, 2021 14:47
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“You’re as useless as a chocolate teapot you are”
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May 28, 2021 14:57
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The real problem with “cocksucker” and similar, as I see it, is the implication that being the penetrated party in a given sexual act is shameful. Similar to the Greco-Roman ideas about gay sex and boyfucking. So it’s not only homophobic, but misogynist! (But really really fun to say  )As a mentally ill person who knows and loves a lot of mentally ill and/or disabled people, I’ve been replacing “crazy” “insane” etc with “bonkers” and sometimes “looney toons,” although that one’s not ideal. And oh my goooood Fartlow, how can you keep getting more terrible with each passing tweet??? Just the Zionist key itself is awful, but I hadn’t known those details about the Nakba. That poo poo is just chilling.
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May 28, 2021 15:05
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Douche nozzle and douche hat are my go to. Also dipshit seems all purpose.
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May 28, 2021 15:11
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A good insult is “Who is this cocksucker?” As it implies they aren’t one of the better known cocksuckers
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May 28, 2021 15:20
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I'm partial to calling someone a piece of poo poo. There's just something so satisfying about spitting that one out at someone.
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I do occasionally say "cocksucker", when there's nobody around to hear it and be upset by it, purely because it's so much fun to say, even if it's problematic as hell. In most other situations I'm a fan of the old Aussie insult standby, "fuckwit".
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May 28, 2021 15:23
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May 28, 2021 15:25
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The solution is simple, cocksucker is now a compliment.
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joylessdivision posted:Eve Fartlow Important if true.
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Gross Dude posted:The solution is simple, cocksucker is now a compliment. I'd be OK with this.
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I like cocksucker as a term of endearment https://youtu.be/CGz36bWJ61k
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Similarly I've wondered for quite some time now whether the term "X thing sucks" is homophobic in origin, i.e. it's short for "sucks cock". It's so ubiquitous and G-rated nowadays that it's hard to imagine getting rid of it, much like "cool". Yes I may have internalized too much Beavis & Butt-head but I'm not sure that's my biggest problem Data Graham has a new favorite as of 15:37 on May 28, 2021 |
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"pigfucker" is my go-to
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I was homeschooled and very sheltered about some things in regards to that so I genuinely was 19 before I realized cocksucker was supposed to be homophobic, I felt really bad probably because me and my friends would call each other that regardless of gender so I always figured it was a goofy lil insult, like "he's a cocksucker! she's a cocksucker! Everyone's sucking cocks out here, eyyy"
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You go full original meaning literal. Cocksucker is you calling them a male chicker eater which i dont know why its bad. Maybe now you cant get fertilized eggs if you are a chicken farmer? Dicksucker is you saying you want to eat out a detective, which of course is bad because ACAB.
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What about second-rate cocksucker? Or, "I bet you're incredibly bad at cocksucking." I know we'll never remove the homophobic/misogynist connotations of the word, but it's fun to ponder acceptable uses of it. Fatty Crabcakes posted:"pigfucker" is my go-to "Goatfucker" has a nice ring to it. Mushika has a new favorite as of 15:45 on May 28, 2021 |
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I have been unreliably told (i.e. by reading Bill Bryson) that in French it's a far worse insult to be called a kind of cow (espèce de vache) than an actual cow
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:"pigfucker" is my go-to But enough about David Cameron
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Platystemon posted:I thought “dipshit” was a chewing tobacco thing.
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I loaded up the Shakespearean insult generator and it called me a "ruttish base-court clotpole". That sounds pretty harsh and I don't think it's problematic, largely because I don't know what those words mean.InediblePenguin posted:dipshit has a nice ring to it with a nice plosive consonant, and i guess is ultimately homophobic bc the people who originally came up with it were thinking about gay buttsex or whatever but also, unlike cocksucker it's never been used as an actual in practice slur against me bc nobody realizes that's what it means so i just use that usually "dipstick" is a fantastic alternative. Data Graham posted:Similarly I've wondered for quite some time now whether the term "X thing sucks" is homophobic in origin, i.e. it's short for "sucks cock". It is, but at this point we're probably stuck with it. Pick your battles.
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Does "Jabroni" have any problems associated with it? It's such a middle of the road insult that people usually don't see it coming and it tends to punch above it's weight.
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