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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DMorbid posted:

Between this and the Brian Cage powerbomb a few months ago, I'm beginning to wonder if Sting's neck actually wasn't hurt as badly as the WWE doctors said

Daniel Bryan watching this match

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ahahahahah ethan page's face after he tripped dobby

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

MJeff posted:

Sting for GHC Heavyweight Champion.

:hmmyes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

katatonic posted:

Never noticed how much the back of Sting’s tights look like goatse.

And this is his first official IN RING match :aaa:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

DMorbid posted:

Between this and the Brian Cage powerbomb a few months ago, I'm beginning to wonder if Sting's neck actually wasn't hurt as badly as the WWE doctors said

Yeah they just say you're injured and don't let you wrestle, they're fuckers.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Ethan Page is a third rate Buff Bagwell

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Ethan Page is... growing on me?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


yeet

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

DMorbid posted:

Between this and the Brian Cage powerbomb a few months ago, I'm beginning to wonder if Sting's neck actually wasn't hurt as badly as the WWE doctors said

Wouldn't be the first time lol

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
I'm willing to bet Sting is in better shape than some in this thread.

And has it been confirmed Darby actually has bones because some times I wonder.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

And this is his first official IN RING match :aaa:

Kirk "Sting" Johnson

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Jerusalem posted:

And this is his first official IN RING match :aaa:

He’s the GOAT, man

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


magiccarpet posted:

Ethan Page is a third rate Buff Bagwell

no, Page can actually work

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

magiccarpet posted:

Ethan Page is a third rate Buff Bagwell

He isn't buff and he certainly isn't the stuff

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Ethan Page really benefits from hanging out with the only guy in AEW who makes him seem cool

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

magiccarpet posted:

Ethan Page is a third rate Buff Bagwell

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

The Last Call posted:

I'm willing to bet Sting is in better shape than all in this thread.


luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Sting watching those buckle bombs like "huh, maybe I should try one again"

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I kind of have to cheer for Ethan Page since he's a Hamilton boy and it's rare my hometowns gonna have a wrestler on an international scale like this.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

also when sky suplexed sting on the entryway, I was like "ah this is how they keep sting resting outside for most of the match" and then he immediately stood up and did more than I expected for the whole match, BEFORE THE BELL RANG


I'm not even a crazy Sting fan and I'm still like wtf over it

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



OK, I'm getting into Ethan Page. His corner mannerisms are great

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
to scorpio sky there's no greater heel move than that double foot face rake

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Duke Pukem posted:

no, Page can actually work

So could Buff




not well, but still...

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Sting is gonna get the hot tag and run wild

And I'm gonna run wild in my living room

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/ShopAEW/status/1399188933637033986

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

magiccarpet posted:

Ethan Page is a third rate Buff Bagwell

I don’t hate Ethan Page, so not entirely.

If Page starts wearing airbrushed top hats from the mall and brings his mom to a show, I might be tempted.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Sting should take a cue from late stage Muta re: balding makeup man transitions

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




good to see a lotta Buff fans in here

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Scorpio's going to be wearing half of the other team's paint by the end of this.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ethan page stealing ricky's schtick!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

The Last Call posted:

I'm willing to bet Sting is in better shape than some in this thread.

ya, u :grin:

A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013


I think Sting is gonna be a hot tag in the year of our lord 2021 and my friends, I am going to LOSE MY poo poo at it.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Tarnop posted:

Ethan Page is... growing on me?

I was just thinking this... his personality and faces are actually kinda funny

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Darby will bite you
Darby will poke you in the eye
Do not feed the Darby

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

I want to buy one of the Shida shirts they’re going to have to give away to charities.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Ahegao gimmick

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Page should do the Buff swimming dance thing

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Kids on the streets of Seattle are coffin dropping one another every day

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The Last Call posted:

I'm willing to bet Sting is in better shape than some in this thread.

And has it been confirmed Darby actually has bones because some times I wonder.

JD Drake is in better shape than me

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Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Sting Hot Tag!

Denied!

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