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A MIRACLE posted:FOR READABILITY) It's hard to post this because of all the skepticism and criticism by so many who read posts others share about their encounters. Plus I suck at writing and I have major ADD/ADHD and staying focus and on point is very hard for me. So here's my story... I've had contact with these "Nordic beings" . If this story comes across as incoherent, rambling or scatter brained I apologize because again it's really hard to talk about and my nerves are ugh. Anyway, I'm Native American (Comanche/Kiowa/Choctaw) with some British and German mixed in for good measure. My dad is full blood Comanche/Kiowa.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:17 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 20:45 |
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The pentagon just held a press meeting for 20 minutes and was absolutely closed lipped
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 19:58 |
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i remember when playing xcom i always wondered why, if the aliens were a huge threat, the xcom program wasn't getting that much funding, and why countries would leave it at the drop of a hat. After covid I understand perfectly now
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 23:10 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:its the best saucer podcast by a stretch. some interesting things come from chris knowles, gordon white, and to a lesser degree the gaggle over at Where Did the Road Go. mike clelland is alright but less saucer more...uh...owl. I think you're the one who actually recommended that to me ages ago, so thanks saucer hovers.
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# ? Jun 1, 2021 23:32 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:AI did my warcrimes
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:51 |
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https://twitter.com/BryanDBender/status/1399862468260761602 politico person saying the dni report won't hit until the last possible second on june 25th
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:54 |
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i've never turned in a report three weeks early either
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 00:55 |
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whos the lucky intern who gets to pull an all-nighter on the 24th
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:07 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:The lie is that this is the first time it has happened. lmao oh yeah good point
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:24 |
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https://old.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/nq854i/a_ufo_recorded_by_a_helicopter_pilot_over_the/ if this is a fake its very well done. reflection of the craft even produces lens flare in the camera edit: nvm already got debunked SpaghettiShaq has issued a correction as of 01:27 on Jun 2, 2021 |
# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:24 |
beltway gossip is everyone is filing for an extension
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:28 |
Mola Yam posted:whos the lucky intern who gets to pull an all-nighter on the 24th In conclusion Lanulos is a land of contrasts.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 01:37 |
The Saucer Hovers posted:beltway gossip is everyone is filing for an extension how loving long can it take to grab a 8x11.5" piece of paper, a crayon in your choice of color, and scrawl "UFOS DON'T EXIST" on it? smdh spooky boys, get it together
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:03 |
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intern popping an addy on june 24 like "gently caress, gotta bang out this report"quote:in conclusion, uaps are a land of contrasts,
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:04 |
More press push in this explainer from WaPo: quote:Close encounters: Democrats and Republicans unified in taking UFOs seriously
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:25 |
tfa posted:“It’s like who was the viewership of the ‘X Files’ in the 90s?” Jentleson said. “If you saw someone walking down the street wearing an ‘X Files’ shirt, it was a coin flip as to whether they were going to be a hard-right conspiracy theorist or a hard-left conspiracy theorist.” it turns out the unidentified objects were flying horseshoes all along, who knew?
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 02:31 |
We will receive the report at the last possible minute of the stated deadline at the earliest It will probably be a dry nothing with not much of value too lol
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:25 |
I don't know why anyone expects it to say anything more than what's currently out there: that they're real, they do bonkers poo poo, they're not ours*, and we don't know who is operating them *totes for sure, we checked around and no one knows anything about them
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 04:49 |
whatever man im finally getting to go to space camp
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 05:04 |
I think we need to start talking seriously about goon-funding a civilian radar project in Southern California.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 07:54 |
I’m down can we do it in koreatown tho
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 07:57 |
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i am going to dedicate myself to goatseing the night sky each night
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 07:58 |
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A MIRACLE posted:I’m down can we do it in koreatown tho Stumbling from Max Karaoke to the roof of the Galleria to check the radar.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 08:32 |
Can I just say, I love how many local news* outlets in America have a reporter who is obviously personally into UFO/aliens and has taken it upon themselves to report on each bread crumb of these video releases. Examples include Saagar Enjeti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWRHPPtPAZY, Richard Southernhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBVj3ohMD8 and Daniel Arkin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6qhoJ1XLc * (I know they are all owned by the same companies)
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 08:36 |
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Ufologists like George Knapp and Nick Pope are also getting interviewed on national news networks and it rules. It's a trip seeing a guy I mostly knew from Coast-to-Coast discussing UFOs on CNN.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 09:00 |
strange feelings re Daisy posted:Ufologists like George Knapp and Nick Pope are also getting interviewed on national news networks and it rules. It's a trip seeing a guy I mostly knew from Coast-to-Coast discussing UFOs on CNN.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 09:29 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I think we need to start talking seriously about goon-funding a civilian radar project in Southern California. I reckon if people actually started looking properly they'd see some stuff. Reminds me of the guy who was going to send up a cubesat to look for ufos- Just looking it up now it was 2016 and he raised his target $10k. Doesn't seem to say what happened after that.. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1889966504/cubesat-for-disclosure Or some kind of distributed camera network could work too, for a low price. Like this one they use to track meteorites: http://fireballsinthesky.com.au/ https://dfn.gfo.rocks/
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 10:08 |
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There is no good evidence that UAPs are extra-terrestrial, I too want to gently caress ET but the leaps of faith people are taking towards any of these second hand stories and lovely radar footage being ALF is silly. people have been seeing ghosts since medieval times, does that make them real too? Every night I draw a pentagram around my dick and yet no ghost has sucked me off. Debunked!
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 13:04 |
Bilirubin posted:More press push in this explainer from WaPo: John Podesta, a noted UFO-phile
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:54 |
Lampsacus posted:Can I just say, I love how many local news* outlets in America have a reporter who is obviously personally into UFO/aliens and has taken it upon themselves to report on each bread crumb of these video releases. Examples include Saagar Enjeti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWRHPPtPAZY, Richard Southernhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBVj3ohMD8 and Daniel Arkin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6qhoJ1XLc At least one of those had been fired recently
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:25 |
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Hatebag posted:John Podesta, a noted UFO-phile I mean Podesta is certainly a type of phile whose obsessed with abductions
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:57 |
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Butternubs posted:There is no good evidence that UAPs are extra-terrestrial, I too want to gently caress ET but the leaps of faith people are taking towards any of these second hand stories and lovely radar footage being ALF is silly. Apparently carbon monoxide is ghosts, it leaks for natural and man made reasons all over and out makes people paranoid and gives them hallucinations and sleep disturbances. So it really was a vaporous presence the whole time, invisible, sinister, everywhere and nowhere all at once I hope it's holograms just as much as I hope it's aliens, I want holodecks
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:57 |
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Butternubs posted:There is no good evidence that UAPs are extra-terrestrial, I too want to gently caress ET but the leaps of faith people are taking towards any of these second hand stories and lovely radar footage being ALF is silly. A pentagram around your dick keeps the ghosts away. It's for your protection
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 16:01 |
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Think Less posted:A pentagram around your dick keeps the ghosts away. It's for your protection Guess I'll have to try something else, maybe anointing myself with unholy water (piss)
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 16:08 |
Butternubs posted:There is no good evidence that UAPs are extra-terrestrial, I too want to gently caress ET but the leaps of faith people are taking towards any of these second hand stories and lovely radar footage being ALF is silly. yes, duh, ofc. you have a big ol smooth brain, congrats on figuring it out. so now that you know UAPs are bogus, why is the NYT carrying a bogus story in 2017? why is the media at large supporting such a silly story now? why is this counterintel guy fieri wannabe out talking about crazy poo poo and people are taking him seriously? apply your big ol smart noggin of yours and help me tease out a solution here too, please
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 16:58 |
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Delta-Wye posted:yes, duh, ofc. you have a big ol smooth brain, congrats on figuring it out. The brains of the people that run the NYT and the cia and all of the ruling class have rotted due to hypercapitalism and now they see aliens and russian death rays everywhere they look
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 17:06 |
If it helps them sleep soundly at night to think that it's all swamp gas, balloons, and mass hysteria, more power to them. It will still never not be funny that they're engaging in the same "this is technically plausible so it must be the only possible explanation" that wide-eyed true believers do when they see a pinprick of light in the sky and scream extraterrestrial.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 17:07 |
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i watched a lot of south park so i think the truth is in the middle, the alien UFOs are powered by weather balloons full of swamp gas also bigfoot is just a guy in a costume except he can travel between dimensions and across time, think doctor who in a fursuit
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 17:12 |
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alien ships show up as airplanes, balloons and birds on camera because that's how their cloaking device disguises them and ghosts are real but they only ever haunt houses with carbon monoxide leaks
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 17:14 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 20:45 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:I mean Podesta is certainly a type of phile whose obsessed with abductions
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 17:37 |