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SYSV Fanfic posted:I'm developing an ever deeper understanding of the community around crypto. When someone says they work in finance it means they work at the credit desk of a car dealership or for a pay day lender. It can't be this stupid, so I'm probably explaining it wrong, but from the whitepaper it sounds like it's just dividing the amount of token people have by some arbitrary value, but not in a way that changes how much actual currency someone has -- literally just what it looks like. e.g there are 5 GUH tokens, and you have two of them 1 GUH = $1000 smart contract goes "number must go up; thus, 1 GUH is actually 0.5 GUH now" there are now 2.5 GUH tokens total, and you have 1 of them. your actual amount relative to how much exists doesn't change; you still have 40% of it. but now since there's half as much, the theory is that 1 GUH = $2000 maybe it is that stupid
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Zamujasa posted:It can't be this stupid, so I'm probably explaining it wrong, but from the whitepaper it sounds like it's just dividing the amount of token people have by some arbitrary value, but not in a way that changes how much actual currency someone has -- literally just what it looks like. lmao
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 09:06 |
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Gazpacho posted:I don't think the Koch brothers' track record supports that It turns out Captain Planet was too subtle
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 09:14 |
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here's the contact if you want to see it. code:
fun fact: the contract address starts with 0x42069
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 09:20 |
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Some goon's going to mortgage their house because of that GUH banner ad, calling it now.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 10:37 |
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kw0134 posted:"If you are one of the tens of millions of individuals worldwide using it as a tool to escape monetary repression, inflation, or capital controls, you most likely think that the energy is extremely well spent." That's...questionable. And the links aren't to cites that demonstrate the claim. (most of the links are to Venezuela, which is lololololol) These takes especially bother me because the deregulated, decentralized nature of the crypto market gets presented as a pro for the impoverished in underdeveloped regions, but of course, it's always the poor who get run over in free markets like these. All pushing them towards the crypto market does is push them away from consumer protections and take away any recourse if they do get scammed. Crypto as a whole will never do enough good for the global poor to outweigh the damage that just the onecoin scam did in Africa. And sadly that won't be the last crypto scam that will primarily hurt the ~unbankable~. That's to say nothing of all the people who are losing power as energy production weighs heavier and heavier towards mining, particularly in China. acidx fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Jun 2, 2021 |
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Wifi Toilet posted:BRB, gonna go fill up some 55 gallon drums with beef. my pickup truck full of imitation crab meat is stolen from me at gunpoint but not before I'm humiliatingly forced to stomp on it barefooted
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 12:33 |
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acidx posted:These takes especially bother me because the deregulated, decentralized nature of the crypto market gets presented as a pro for the impoverished in underdeveloped regions, but of course, it's always the poor who get run over in free markets like these. All pushing them towards the crypto market does is push them away from consumer protections and take away any recourse if they do get scammed. Crypto as a whole will never do enough good for the global poor to outweigh the damage that just the onecoin scam did in Africa. And sadly that won't be the last crypto scam that will primarily hurt the ~unbankable~. That's to say nothing of all the people who are losing power as energy production weighs heavier and heavier towards mining, particularly in China. Any way, the unbanked have multiple other options that don't rely on an always-on internet-accessible computing device (ask how that works out in a place like Venezuela which has no consistent power outside of Caracas). Such as, you know, the ol' greenback. Or M-pesa.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 13:32 |
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Looks like the NFT fad has already imploded into its own bullshit https://protos.com/nft-market-bubble-popped-crypto-collectibles-are-over/
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:01 |
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i'm gonna study digital finance for my CPA and it has a section on cryptocurrency so i'll let you all know if its time to buy
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:17 |
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Like the core thing with libertarians is that they seem to both think civilisation is on the edge of collapse and they're doing what will make them come out on top, while taking all the infrastructure and systems of society completely for granted.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:18 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Like the core thing with libertarians is that they seem to both think civilisation is on the edge of collapse and they're doing what will make them come out on top, while taking all the infrastructure and systems of society completely for granted. no libertarians are just retarded and want civilization to collapse so they can come together and lord over non-whites and claim they rebuilt civilization (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:21 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Like the core thing with libertarians is that they seem to both think civilisation is on the edge of collapse and they're doing what will make them come out on top, while taking all the infrastructure and systems of society completely for granted. yes, because they're children.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:24 |
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I get the whole 'send money to people in other countries person to person with no third party to tell you what you can do' philosophy and appeal of bitcoin but in the end they still have to turn it into their local currency so it defeats the whole point.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:58 |
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Stealthgerbil posted:I get the whole 'send money to people in other countries person to person with no third party to tell you what you can do' philosophy and appeal of bitcoin but in the end they still have to turn it into their local currency so it defeats the whole point. it's like learning esperanto. the only people you can communicate are folks who know esperanto.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:03 |
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casino chips: the superior stablecoin because you can exchange them for USD from the issuer
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 15:54 |
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sometimes there is a pretty good reason for a third party telling you you can't send money to someone maybe that person is a criminal extortionist who just shut down all the schools in Baltimore and just got paid a 13 btc ransom and now they want YOU to help them money launder it
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 16:24 |
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Religious zealots you say? https://twitter.com/dergigi/status/1398731154195324931
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 16:33 |
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i like how this objective truth needs a massive computer network and all entire tech tree and support infrastructural, while straight edge and compass / basic geometry or astronomy like need nothing, but whatever.
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Ad by Khad posted:How do you square "trustless settlement" with the fact that its main purpose is going to be to fund terrorism and sanctions evasion? I want to make a similar point to this in a slightly different way: how is "trustless settlement" even possible for most (legitimate) categories of transactions made online? There's two sides to a transaction, and whatever happens on a "trustless" blockchain only covers one side of any given transaction. If I want to buy a physical good from someone on the internet using bitcoin, that transaction still requires an element of faith and trust - either I have to make payment first and trust that the seller will ship the goods, or the seller has to ship the goods first and trust that I will make payment afterward. If I'm the purchaser, I have to put more faith in the seller when sending them bitcoin rather than using a credit card to pay them, since there's no recourse if they keep my bitcoin and don't send the goods. "Trust" is not always a dirty word. I'll never understand how bitcoin advocates insist that trust is thing that can be avoided, let alone why they think it is something that should be avoided.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 19:06 |
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Blotto_Otter posted:"Trust" is not always a dirty word. I'll never understand how bitcoin advocates insist that trust is thing that can be avoided, let alone why they think it is something that should be avoided. The only thing they want trust on is that their mail order bride is under 15 years old
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Zamujasa posted:It can't be this stupid, so I'm probably explaining it wrong, but from the whitepaper it sounds like it's just dividing the amount of token people have by some arbitrary value, but not in a way that changes how much actual currency someone has -- literally just what it looks like. well yeah it's a pyramid scheme.
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# ? Jun 2, 2021 19:13 |
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Badcoin
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# ? Jun 3, 2021 00:07 |
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Chadzok posted:It's an incoherent quagmire that can only be effectively dealt with by a nuke from regulatory orbit. I copied that phrase because it’s a really good quote Aliens vs. Bitcoin, the block(chain) busting franchise coming in July 2022!
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# ? Jun 3, 2021 01:35 |
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kw0134 posted:The assertion is especially nonsensical in light of the fact that the problem with hyperinflation of the scale of, say, Venezuela's is that the millions he claims is aided don't actually have the capital to buy into bitcoin in the first place. What, are people sitting around with a buttcoin dispenser in Caracas? No, they expect to be paid. This is some idiot in NYC going "why don't those people in Manaus, Brazil just get in their yachts to escape flooding???" I’ve never had a PayPal or online payment service of any kind. I recently, with zero help, set up a Venmo account to buy a Win10 license for a few bucks from a SA Mart goon that took less than five minutes and was a legit key. It was like that including the Venmo account setup and transfer, and nobody got scammed or anything like that. Bitcoin will never be as easy to use as that. And I even have account information on Amazon Prime and Netflix and Disney+ and a couple of internet-centered subscriptions for games and books. I use a prepaid Visa and there are minimal (if any) fees. I keep just enough to maybe buy a song or rent a movie (I wanna see Nobody so bad but not for ) . If I got “hacked” not only would I get money back and wouldn’t really get too upset because I keep at most $15 on there unless I’m three minutes from ordering a textbook or something. No token is worth the hassle of this poo poo. Especially as a poor person (in the USA, even!), much less a person living on $25/year in deepest darkest Africa. They may not be able to afford a 30% “haircut” when they get a couple little (EDIT: POWER FLICKERED AND POPPED MY WIFI ) material purchases to start a quilting business or a couple of oxen to work their small farm (or a tractor: not all Africans are sitting in loincloths waiting to be lifted up by the white man; while at the same time a rural farmer may have electricity and internet, but be 100 miles from a full-service bank infrastructure ). They need actual currency, just like all of the rest of humanity. DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Jun 3, 2021 |
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Gazpacho posted:I don't think the Koch brothers' track record supports that You will find that David Koch is dead and Charles Koch is a ghoul who is dead inside and alone. No more "Brothers" just "Charles" until we can find his phylactery, smear it in dog poop, and shoot it into the sun.
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Blotto_Otter posted:"Trust" is not always a dirty word. I'll never understand how bitcoin advocates insist that trust is thing that can be avoided, let alone why they think it is something that should be avoided. As a tangential reminder, coiners are not actually the type of people you can trust. Not to babysit your kids or not to chargeback purchases while not returning the goods or anywhere involving money. They must have “trustless” access to Bitcoin simply because they have proved themselves to the normal economy that they are, in fact, UNTRUSTWORTHY people. They aren’t allowed or have previously shown themselves to be thieves, scammers, and money laundering thugs. They show this with the things you buy with crypto: drugs, child pornography, guns for felons, contraband, ransomware keys, fake IDs, illegal document forgery including digital IP they don’t own, and “ISIS futures.” They already are the unbanked. Nobody will do real-money transactions with them because they have proven they cannot act in good faith when presented with access to dollars, forcing them to use “alternatives” to useful normal currency like Euros or Yen or Chuck-E-Cheese tokens. That’s who needs “trustless” money: The Untrustworthy.
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DerekSmartymans posted:As a tangential reminder, coiners are not actually the type of people you can trust. Not to babysit your kids or not to chargeback purchases while not returning the goods or anywhere involving money. They must have “trustless” access to Bitcoin simply because they have proved themselves to the normal economy that they are, in fact, UNTRUSTWORTHY people. They aren’t allowed or have previously shown themselves to be thieves, scammers, and money laundering thugs. They show this with the things you buy with crypto: drugs, child pornography, guns for felons, contraband, ransomware keys, fake IDs, illegal document forgery including digital IP they don’t own, and “ISIS futures.” Yep, I used to do a lot of phone and computer ad viewing with a farm of phones and virtual machines. From 2013 until 2019 or so there was good profits in it that easily paid for the equipment, internet, and power. Payout was usually done in amazon gift cards or sometimes (at a lower rate) by paypal. In the last two or three years many of the good services have shut down and there's shadier replacements who have started up. Most of them prefer to do cryptocurrency payouts so I have mostly stopped doing it (there's only a couple left that I still use that will do amazon or paypal). We had a thread in C&D for a while but it died out due to so many of the services shuttering a couple of years ago. Shady services often vanish with your balance, require a bunch of referrals to be completed before payouts (oh hey, a pyramid scheme of contact information), or whatever.
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THinking about investing in this "crypto" thing I've been hearing about lately
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meat police posted:THinking about investing in this "crypto" thing I've been hearing about lately You should definitely do it, cryptosporidium is the popular parasite to give you gastrointestinal distress these days!
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# ? Jun 3, 2021 04:10 |
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i heard you can earn crypto while you learn about crypto
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meat police posted:THinking about investing in this "crypto" thing I've been hearing about lately Christ I just had friend Kramer into discord and say this exact thing. I said don’t touch the poop.
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catspleen posted:Christ I just had friend Kramer into discord and say this exact thing. He was already chewing on the poop; hopefully your words were the Listerine and toothpaste he needed.
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# ? Jun 3, 2021 05:02 |
Crypto owns, you fukken nerds, cya later loser! *Jumps on mining rig powered entirely by coal in a huge cloud of smoke, when it clears the planet is dead by climate change*
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Son of Rodney posted:Crypto owns, you fukken nerds, cya later loser! Seriously I don't mind making money off idiots via crypto, but end of the day that's all it is. Trading of digital assets is the same whether it's stocks or crypto.
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DerekSmartymans posted:As a tangential reminder, coiners are not actually the type of people you can trust. Not to babysit your kids or not to chargeback purchases while not returning the goods or anywhere involving money. They must have “trustless” access to Bitcoin simply because they have proved themselves to the normal economy that they are, in fact, UNTRUSTWORTHY people. They aren’t allowed or have previously shown themselves to be thieves, scammers, and money laundering thugs. They show this with the things you buy with crypto: drugs, child pornography, guns for felons, contraband, ransomware keys, fake IDs, illegal document forgery including digital IP they don’t own, and “ISIS futures.” I always said that bitcoin is a scam from top to bottom but you really put into word clearly what I instinctively felt when I dug into to it.
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# ? Jun 3, 2021 10:16 |
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https://twitter.com/engadget/status/1400403712980443139?s=19 The speculation is that Norton are running their own mining pool and taking a cut (if you enable mining), so now you can pay for your antivirus (hi 2008!) with both your dollars and your power bill blunt fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jun 3, 2021 |
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Putting a coinminer trojan directly into the antivirus program itself is precisely ironicat enough for 2021, thanks
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# ? Jun 3, 2021 14:11 |
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if only microsoft had kept letting them inject code into the kernel with vista they wouldn't have turned to a life of crime
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blunt posted:https://twitter.com/engadget/status/1400403712980443139?s=19 So at what point is it not considered just the same as the malware it is supposed to protect against?
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