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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
well this motherfucker at least had the decency to subtitle his heartfelt missive

surely there has to be some interesting succ in there?

oh, the mobile player controls cover the subtitles?

well so much for that

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

the whole thing is hilarious cuz for everything bad about trump listed off you can be all "Oh word? So Biden is fixing that, right?" and he would look all embarassed and kick a pebble while going "Well....it's complicated"

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Dr. Killjoy posted:

well this motherfucker at least had the decency to subtitle his heartfelt missive

surely there has to be some interesting succ in there?

oh, the mobile player controls cover the subtitles?

well so much for that

he name drops MLK at like 2:40 with some straight succ.

Some weird poo poo about krakens at 2:30.

Then says "wake up" a lot, and keeps talking about how republicans need to be "deprogrammed"

It's some hosed up poo poo.

Edit: Oh yeah, and blasphemous seven deadly sins.

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010


we'll put the republicans in the reeducation camps with the libs

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

It's true, dogs should be banned from all parks

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Azathoth posted:

i got 37 seconds in before checking the runtime holy poo poo

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahclazarus/status/1400245991991779329

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

mastershakeman posted:

It's true, dogs should be banned from all parks

And abolish cemetaries too

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/SenatorShaheen/status/1399822163012722695

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Ukraine in the EU huh? How is that going to happen?

I bet biparitsanship will help

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Appreciate everyone on the left not wearing masks.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

mastershakeman posted:

It's true, dogs should be banned from all parks

IMO ban people who don’t like dogs from parks

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ive got a park he should visit. the freakin cemetary lol. when he is interned in death. of natural causes of course, consensually and absolutely of age (senior citizen)

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

mastershakeman posted:

It's true, dogs should be banned from all parks

but then where would Mayor Pete go to get his kicks

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
hes ratioed almost as hard as the guy who wrote an oped meltdown about libraries being bad lol

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

gradenko_2000 posted:

but then where would Mayor Pete go to get his kicks

rodents and canines are a bit different I think not sure though

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

HashtagGirlboss posted:

IMO ban people who don’t like dogs from parks

if you own a dog in a city you are an animal abuser.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

you can't own a dog. fools.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

if you own a dog in a city you are an animal abuser.

:wrong:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

if you own a dog in a city you are an animal abuser.

trick question; all pet ownership is abuse

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

shut down PI

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

could you own jesus christ just because He ate from a dog bowl and pissed on street signs

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


he says this in every speech. When the NAACP call got leaked, I thought he'd have to apologize for this statement. But he keeps repeating it. He can't keep getting away with this.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



IIRC you can't get into NATO if you're in the middle of a territorial dispute which is why a bunch of countries in eastern Europe have very convenient territorial disputes

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

could you own jesus christ just because He ate from a dog bowl and pissed on street signs

no the mentally ill person any given psych ward has who claims to be Jesus Christ should not be property due to their condition how awful of you to suggest that

#unsectionJesus

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Excelzior posted:

trick question; all pet ownership is abuse

:hmmyes:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

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Yams Fan

What if we just never let them out

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

What if we just never let them out

you want them to die of hunger? thats hosed up. youre calling for their murder. youre going to be banned. mods?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


They’d just look at you and shrug. It’s not like they’re paying off each other

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Cool that we support the Nazi country to own Putin

Stalin should have tried harder

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

HashtagGirlboss posted:

They’d just look at you and shrug. It’s not like they’re paying off each other

theyre playing tummy sticks off eachother lol. blegh

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

The Democrats!!

https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1400272541751693314

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

What if we just never let them out

hilariously this wouldnt help with the filibuster situation since for some unknown reason the sixty percent threshhold applies to to all senators as opposed to the ones who are actually present

even if you buy into the argument that the filibuster is necessary to protect minority parties no one has so much as attempted to explain why theyre allowed to use it as a passive action without even having to expend minimal physical effort

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


it's gonna be awesome when cuomo posts through it. we love sexual abusers in America and can't stop voting for them

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

this whole fuckin thread

https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1399763666682056710?s=20

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Actually it's good that there are reactionaries, it means we're winning.

Edit: Also I am not letting you trick me into reading some dumb poo poo from Obama. Unless he manages to own himself like he does in those memoirs.

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

what did we ever see in this jackass

https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1399763673741025283?s=20

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Bootleg Trunks posted:

what did we ever see in this jackass

i could tell he was bad just by lookin at him

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Apr 2, 2010
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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Some Guy TT posted:

hilariously this wouldnt help with the filibuster situation since for some unknown reason the sixty percent threshhold applies to to all senators as opposed to the ones who are actually present

even if you buy into the argument that the filibuster is necessary to protect minority parties no one has so much as attempted to explain why theyre allowed to use it as a passive action without even having to expend minimal physical effort

at least when strom thurmond did it he put in the effort

senators today have it so easy

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