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darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Tin Tim posted:

I remember these. Think they were like homonculi for mages and a couple of them are pretty great ngl

I've got an early Golden Demon annual (which has a lot of content for the thread) somewhere and because there were only 20 models out back then those two little sword gremlins pop up all over it in both Epic and Fantasy scale.

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chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

There is a scope on that gun. Behind the top handle.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



chin up everything sucks posted:

There is a scope on that gun. Behind the top handle.

Thats not a scope. Its a magnifying glass that he uses to show off the threadcount of his custom top grip.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'm annoyed because I keep getting ads for that model (and similar from the same company) on my FB

Guess where I saw it! A lot of the stuff I post here is from Facebook ads. The algorithm knows I buy minis, it just doesn't know which apparently.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Warzone was the first miniature game I ever played, and it was stupid/rad in a very 90s way.

There's three things to understand about Warzone :
1) For every infantry squad in your army, you can take one independent character.
2) There's no limit to how much wargear and weapons you can put on a character.
3) All units can take a "wait" action, letting them interrupt an enemy's action.

So every game would have on one side a dude in pickelhaube and two inch composite armour carrying a gatling gun with underslung flamethrower in one hand and an electrified broadsword in the other, and on the other side a demon from hell stuffed to the gills with artificial muscles and subdermal armour plates armed with a two meter chainsaw and a machine gun firing bullets the size of fists, each of them backed by a cheerleader squad of the absolute cheapest infantry, and whoever blinks first gets loving obliterated.

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so

Mr. Sunshine posted:

You can't talk about 90s also-rans without mentioning Warzone!



Don’t mind me, just over here cutting a big hole in my oversized shoulder pads so my gun fits in there.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Ugleb posted:

Guess where I saw it! A lot of the stuff I post here is from Facebook ads. The algorithm knows I buy minis, it just doesn't know which apparently.

I normally bitch about zuck's algorithm because it usually feeds me bizarre ads for poo poo I have no idea what they are. Since I've been surfing the 3d model sites my feed is nothing but ads for 3d modelers and patreons, which not only is a nice change from "egg candeliers" and "refa carat face, one size" but I've found a few 3d modelers that I liked that I probably wouldn't have if not for Facebook.

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Nebalebadingdong posted:

the sassy little armored dood with a big sword is a legit great mini
I'm the smaller armored dood that's just as sassy

darkwasthenight posted:

I've got an early Golden Demon annual (which has a lot of content for the thread) somewhere
Find it, get your phone, and post some dang pictures :colbert:

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Warzone was the first miniature game I ever played, and it was stupid/rad in a very 90s way.
Yeah warzone minis seemed very cool to me back in the day. Warzone wasn't really well known/available in my time though and one day I stumbled upon a few boxes of minis at the local hobby shop. Bought a box of bauhaus troops that I wanted to convert to be cooler space marines but I never finished them. Another box had blood berets and those are good and cool and made it into my guard army in one form or another

Thinking about this also brings me back to my white whale of miniatures. In that hobby shop I was eyeing a set of plastic mini sprues for soldier dudes that were very similar to the rogue trader plastic kits and had a ton of little parts and gear with them. Were made from the old yellow tinted plastic if anyone remembers that. But yeah I don't remember what company or game they were from and I never discovered them again. All I got is the snapshot from that excited feeling back when I was looking at the sprues. Really should have bought them back then but I spent my money on some metal chaos marines instead

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Ugleb posted:

I love the paint job on it but I still don't get the boutique sexy werewolf lady display piece thing.




If you're a furry that's basically the equivalent of an anime figurine. I think it's something you're either wired for or you're not.

Except the character is obviously of age, so it's actually better than a lot of anime figurines.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Blue Footed Booby posted:

If you're a furry that's basically the equivalent of an anime figurine. I think it's something you're either wired for or you're not.

Except the character is obviously of age, so it's actually better than a lot of anime figurines.

Well obviously if you are part wolf you mature faster physically, so she's really only 13.Please do not ban me over this joke

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



chin up everything sucks posted:

Well obviously if you are part wolf you mature faster physically, so she's really only 13.Please do not ban me over this joke

you beat me to the "shes 18 in dog-years" joke

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

TK_Nyarlathotep posted:

Oh yeah Oldhammer was never smutty



I love the book with legs at the very top.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Why was there a naked demon in that familiar pack?

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Kwyndig posted:

Why was there a naked demon in that familiar pack?

Why was there only one? Ten models in there and only one that can be clearly identified as a female! Clearly a lack of representation there.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The book and skeleton are technically naked too.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Scratch Monkey posted:

The book and skeleton are technically naked too.

From this angle, we can't tell if the book has a jacket. :haw:

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Scratch Monkey posted:

The book and skeleton are technically naked too.

And female

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
Sharing my book.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



SOMEBODY CALL FOR A BIG BEAKY BOSS GF?

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

TK_Nyarlathotep posted:

Oh yeah Oldhammer was never smutty



Nobody giving any love to the little artists dummy with a club. I like that guy he's got spunk.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

AndyElusive posted:



SOMEBODY CALL FOR A BIG BEAKY BOSS GF?

beaky and perky

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Winklebottom posted:

beaky and perky

MKVI Curvus armor

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Needs* a cameltoe added to the groin piece

*absolutely does not need but it didn't need that boobplate either

Mouse Business
Jun 12, 2019
I've got the little skeleton imp with a candle on a stick and, I'm not going to lie, I love him with all my heart.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Mouse Business posted:

I've got the little skeleton imp with a candle on a stick and, I'm not going to lie, I love him with all my heart.

My favorite mini along those lines is an rear end with bat wings, courtesy this kickstarter and also liquor.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I feel like I had the little sword armor guy? But maybe it's just that I have the catalogs those guys were sold through from 1991 and have seen them all countless times.

Citadel Miniatures Catalog, Section Two (the fantasy one), page 276: Chaos Familiars, has some of these dudes, with a bunch of additions.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Blue Footed Booby posted:

My favorite mini along those lines is an rear end with bat wings, courtesy this kickstarter and also liquor.

I thought Flying Assault Butts failed and never delivered the products.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Bucnasti posted:

I thought Flying Assault Butts failed and never delivered the products.

Some pledges were filled, many were not.

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Leperflesh posted:

I feel like I had the little sword armor guy? But maybe it's just that I have the catalogs those guys were sold through from 1991 and have seen them all countless times.

Citadel Miniatures Catalog, Section Two (the fantasy one), page 276: Chaos Familiars, has some of these dudes, with a bunch of additions.



I'm bird thing

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

AndyElusive posted:



SOMEBODY CALL FOR A BIG BEAKY BOSS GF?

Got them Tomb Raider 1996 tiddies.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Leperflesh posted:

Some pledges were filled, many were not.

Ah... one of my coworkers at the time was super bummed about not getting hers.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING
Purgatory, a weird niche skirmish game that apparently got 'sexier' since I last looked at the range.

I actually met one of the creators at a Dropzone tournament when they were getting ready for the Kickstarter. Guess they decided to chase the pin up market. This is 'The Godmother' apparently, so presumably a crew leader?

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

Virtual Russian posted:

I'm bird thing

Yeah the names are awesome

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Leperflesh posted:

I feel like I had the little sword armor guy? But maybe it's just that I have the catalogs those guys were sold through from 1991 and have seen them all countless times.

Citadel Miniatures Catalog, Section Two (the fantasy one), page 276: Chaos Familiars, has some of these dudes, with a bunch of additions.


Been a while since I couldn't decide what part of the picture I am :allears:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Ugleb posted:

Purgatory, a weird niche skirmish game that apparently got 'sexier' since I last looked at the range.

I actually met one of the creators at a Dropzone tournament when they were getting ready for the Kickstarter. Guess they decided to chase the pin up market. This is 'The Godmother' apparently, so presumably a crew leader?



man they need some better pictures on their website

https://www.wampstore.com/store/Purgatory-miniatures/Wonderous-Steve

Pyrolocutus
Feb 5, 2005
Shape of Flame



:thunk:


TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


She’s a demon, we swear.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Non sense is right.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

:nws:



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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



TotalHell posted:

She’s a demon, we swear.



hey nerds, you do know that porn exists, right? You don't have to buy a mini like this, just go jerk off to videos on the internet.

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