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e: of course it was the snipe  Antigravitas posted:… https://www.instagram.com/obviousplant/ new page, new pizza:  HookedOnChthonics has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Jun 3, 2021 |
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HookedOnChthonics posted:new page, new pizza: 1. gently caress yeah 2. Serving food with seafood still in shells incorporated within is sort of obnoxious 3. I genuinely cannot determine what the small pastry dead center is
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Jun 3, 2021 19:12
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Jun 3, 2021 19:27
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The Bloop posted:2. Serving food with seafood still in shells incorporated within is sort of obnoxious a thick crustacean pizza
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Jun 3, 2021 19:31
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sea-debri-zza
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Jun 3, 2021 19:38
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stuffed with crustacean pizza
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Jun 3, 2021 19:42
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Brawnfire posted:a thick crustacean pizza said in the exact same register as 'a succulent chinese meal'
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Jun 3, 2021 19:45
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Shellfish pizza is of the vintage pre-pizzas that are just an edible plate for your main course.
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Jun 3, 2021 19:50
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Shellfish pizza rules, but only if the shells are taken off before serving Flammekueche is technically not a pizza, but mmmmmmmm, flammekueche with crème fraîche, onions, bacon, and grilled shrimp It's like pizza but better
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Jun 3, 2021 19:54
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Jun 3, 2021 19:57
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The next time you're high and wondering why you can't have bone in fried chicken on a pizza, just remember - you can.
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Jun 3, 2021 20:00
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That copywriter definitely is on a watch list that they had to invent specifically for him
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Jun 3, 2021 22:20
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Gentle Larry can looks like something you'd find on a shelf in Jazzpunk.
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Jun 3, 2021 22:50
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Need 2 eat? Go on and have it
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Jun 3, 2021 22:56
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Jun 3, 2021 23:59
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Phy posted:Need 2 eat? Go on and have it lmao
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Jun 4, 2021 00:15
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Flashbacks to doing this on my friend’s radiator when we were dumb kids
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Jun 4, 2021 00:22
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"Non-stick? Non-problem!"
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Jun 4, 2021 00:28
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zedprime posted:The next time you're high and wondering why you can't have bone in fried chicken on a pizza, just remember - you can. But then you can't eat it like a pizza.
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Jun 4, 2021 00:41
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SlothfulCobra posted:But then you can't eat it like a pizza. Not with that attitude you can't.
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Jun 4, 2021 00:45
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Pizza should be eaten with a fork and knife, and meat should be served deboned.
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Jun 4, 2021 00:48
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SlothfulCobra posted:But then you can't eat it like a pizza. May I interest you in the Chizza? 
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Jun 4, 2021 00:51
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need help identifying whats going on here
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Jun 4, 2021 01:05
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Aardvark! posted:need help identifying whats going on here Some sort of chunky coleslaw/mashed potato mixture Onion slab Hamburger steak
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Jun 4, 2021 01:09
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Aardvark! posted:need help identifying whats going on here Onions on a mistake covered by a further mistake. Just eat the onions and run.
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Jun 4, 2021 01:13
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Aardvark! posted:need help identifying whats going on here Liver and onions, add cum e: somehow this reminded me of an actual good(?) afp I had once: Loaded potato pizza. The sauce was garlicky mashed taters, a very light bit of cheddar melted on top, then bacon, chives, poppy seeds, and a drizzle of sour cream. I wish I could find a picture I'm trying Looked like a chive and cum pizza Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 01:18 on Jun 4, 2021 |
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Jun 4, 2021 01:14
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tribbledirigible posted:May I interest you in the Chizza? I'm listening Aardvark! posted:need help identifying whats going on here
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Jun 4, 2021 01:33
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Aardvark! posted:need help identifying whats going on here they went through some effort to just gently caress everything right up.
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Jun 4, 2021 01:37
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tribbledirigible posted:May I interest you in the Chizza? That is a piece of bone-in chicken next to, not on top of, what looks like a segment of lasagna. SlothfulCobra has a new favorite as of 01:55 on Jun 4, 2021 |
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Jun 4, 2021 01:51
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I think it's a flat fried square of chicken breast with pizza toppings. And yes, a bone-in leg Edit: wait you said bone-in pizza... 🤔
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Jun 4, 2021 01:53
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SlothfulCobra posted:That is a piece of bone-in chicken next to, not on top of, what looks like a segment of lasagna. So just roll the drumstick in the toppings or take the top layer off the boneless chicken and lay it on top. Or are you afraid of choking? More like ShamefulCobra.
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Jun 4, 2021 02:47
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Brawnfire posted:I think it's a flat fried square of chicken breast with pizza toppings. It is as long as "pizza toppings" to you is: ketchup, fake cheese, corn, and pineapple. I tried one. I regretted it.
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Jun 4, 2021 03:29
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SlothfulCobra posted:That is a piece of bone-in chicken next to, not on top of, what looks like a segment of lasagna. But yeah it's a breaded+fried chicken square they're using as the "crust". Can't be any worse than the frozen version of it, anyway:  These sound like they should be fine. Just a chickencheese, right? Nope. They're bland. Thinnest layer of sauce they could get away with. Hard to taste the cheese over the cheapest grade of mechanically seperated chicken they could find. They're also approximately 500 times greasier than a normal pizza, which would be forgivable if they were actually tasty. I'm actually kind of surprised they managed to gently caress up "frozen chicken with a bunch of cheese on top" but there you go.
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Jun 4, 2021 03:29
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Grand Fromage posted:It is as long as "pizza toppings" to you is: ketchup, fake cheese, corn, and pineapple. Don't try to race me to pizza rock bottom, we'll both get hurt
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Jun 4, 2021 05:05
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Haifisch posted:It's KFC, the only two things they have going for them are gimmick meals and places that don't have Popeye's. Oh God No. No no no no. I have trash taste, I love institutional food and actual garbage. Real Good has some OK TV dinners, but their formed chicken paste products are TRULY best avoided. I got some of these motherfuckers while experimenting with some low carb snacky-mealy poo poo, AFP in their own right:  I can't emphasize how low my standards are, and I had to choke these down while chugging water just because I'm haunted by my depression-era grandmother's ghost shrieking, "It's a sin to waste! It's a sin to waste!" every time I throw away food. Keep frozen my friends, indeed. Carlton Banks Teller has a new favorite as of 05:23 on Jun 4, 2021 |
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Jun 4, 2021 05:21
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This makes me want to try a Chicken Kiev but also stuff with cheese and jalapeno along with the butter and herbs...
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Jun 4, 2021 05:25
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This graphic designer HATES FOOD
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Jun 4, 2021 05:27
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Similarly, I just ate a couple of these things for dinner for the first time in a decade+ Not quite as good as I remember.
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Jun 4, 2021 05:28
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Aardvark! posted:Similarly, I just ate a couple of these things for dinner for the first time in a decade+ gently caress off, no way that's real
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FFT posted:gently caress off, no way that's real They are and they are good
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