Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
	Yunamon

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

karmicknight posted:

just an absolute psychopath and I am such a fan.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:06

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:40

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

lol if the mystery team are just absolute killers

# ? May 30, 2021 03:07

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

fez_machine posted:

lol if the mystery team are just absolute killers

THEY ARE

# ? May 30, 2021 03:07

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

holy poo poo.

Emi Sakura I swear to god.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:08

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Emi did it 35 minutes ago

# ? May 30, 2021 03:09

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

THIS is how you end a gauntlet match.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:09

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

jesus.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:11

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Yunamon saw me talking poo poo.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:11

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

loving rip

# ? May 30, 2021 03:13

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

THIS IS BULLSHIT

# ? May 30, 2021 03:13

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

NEW CHAMPS NEW CHAMPS

# ? May 30, 2021 03:14

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

clean as a whistle

# ? May 30, 2021 03:14

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Emi "I book the promotion so I get two draws in this match" Sakura.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:14

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

bullshit bullshit bullshit

# ? May 30, 2021 03:14

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

what a fuckin' heel

# ? May 30, 2021 03:15

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Akki speeches always hit better after a loss.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:19

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

100% certain now that the last Janken was worked

# ? May 30, 2021 03:21

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

lol even the janken board bumps for Chie

# ? May 30, 2021 03:21

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

fez_machine posted:

lol even the janken board bumps for Chie

Janken board knows what is up.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:22

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

nature is healing mei loses

# ? May 30, 2021 03:23

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Masa: Janken Ringer strikes again

# ? May 30, 2021 03:25

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

oh gently caress

# ? May 30, 2021 03:27

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

RYO RYO RYO RYO RYO

# ? May 30, 2021 03:27

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Akki speaking the truth, Aniki is looking cool as poo poo.

# ? May 30, 2021 03:30

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

oh hey sup Ryo, picking up some fashion tips from Shida? Gonna start a Yakuza stable?

# ? May 30, 2021 03:30

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Aniki rocking the yakuza gear

# ? May 30, 2021 03:30

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

THE MYSTERY TEAM WAS EMI AND YUNAMON AGAIN? :laffo:

awesome!

# ? May 30, 2021 07:15

Veib: Dec 10, 2007

I have to admit that my first reaction to the mystery team reveal was "well that's kind of boring", but that changed to "no wait this is actually perfect" real fast

Emi Sakura is still a threat

# ? May 30, 2021 10:44

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Had a busy weekend so just caught up with this and gonna watch double or nothing later, but this show was great and Emi is such a fanstic scumbag.

If they didn�t have a history of great surprise guests I would have probably been more bothered by the surprise team just being beauty as is again, but it works perfectly into the story of the match, the story of Emi�s relationship to the bros as a team, the story of Emi as a promoter not wanting to risk her belts in a title vs title match, and is a perfect build to bros vs beauty as is at korakuen in a couple days.

Just magnificent, and aniki showing up at the end was icing on the cake.

E: https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1399234801530408960?s=20

:3:

Insertnamehere31 fucked around with this message at 15:38 on May 31, 2021

# ? May 31, 2021 15:33

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1400072619303473152

oh hell yeah

# ? Jun 2, 2021 14:49

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #123: THEY SURVIVED THE GAUNTLET BUT COULDN'T WIN IT. CAN BEST BROS DEFEAT THE FORMER DEATH MATCH TAG TEAM CHAMPS?
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match card for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

quote:

ASIA DREAM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

The Best Bros (Mei Suruga & Baliyan Akki) VS The Tag Team Destroyers (Minoru Fujita & Rina Yamashita)

On the Birthday Celebration episode of ChocoPro, the Best Bros faced an impossible task: Five teams! It was an absolute struggle, showing just how far they have come as a team. While they might not have won every match (two draws, two wins, one loss), they survived (also they have swanky matching gear now, designed by Tapla)! Their reward for enduring the machinations of the Oni (Emi Sakura) is one of the hardest defenses they will ever have...but we'll get to that later. Baliyan Akki, the Zephyr of Ichigaya and Ace of the Promotion, is as talented as they come. His encounters against Chris Brookes and Minoru Fujita showed just how far he has risen! What heights will this technical master reach? His partner, Mei Suruga, loves her tag belts almost as much as she loves snacks! A trick pin specialist, submission expert, and all around goblin, Mei seems to have skill and experience well beyond the years she has spent in wrestling so far. These two just �get it!�. How much they truly get it will be tested against a team that they could only reach a draw with before. Is this the end of the road for the Best Bros? Have we finally reached the conclusion of Belt Days? Remember, regardless of the result: they wanted this bout...and they have made us proud, and elevated those belts even further.

Minoru Fujita & Rina Yamashita are the Tag Team Destroyers, the former King of FREEDOM Tag Champions of Pro Wrestling FREEDOMS. While they might not have their belts anymore, these two representatives of the UNCHAIN faction are still as deadly as ever. Rina, a mainstay of the Japanese Independent Wrestling scene, was like a unstoppable force in their last showing (as also found out by Hikari Noa the hard way in a Hardcore Match at TJPW)! One of the most brutal wrestlers out there, with a move set that is both flashy and ungodly, Rina has had a very strong year so far in 2021! This super intense brawler returns with her partner, the Super Asia Champion Minoru Fujita...our resident belt collector! (Even if he has one less, he's still our Bloody Champion. Don't forget that kitty faced murder bag, as well!) When he isn't pulling out his taser mid match, Fujita is a nightmarish opponent with endless endurance and the ability to defeat just about anyone in single combat (including the Ace!). The Best Bros failed to put them away last time...what will be the result when given an ENTIRE HOUR to fight them in?

Do your Best, Bros!

Last Words on Sports contributes the hot linkable images and has a more sober overview of the card HERE

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

# ? Jun 3, 2021 22:20

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

drat, I missed Unchain losing the Tag belts, clearly need to catch up on my Freedoms watching

# ? Jun 3, 2021 23:45

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I once wore a pair of sunglasses that looked like pineapples. They were pretty cool, but not as cool as Yunamon's.

# ? Jun 4, 2021 02:04

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Jun 4, 2021 02:09

The Taxman: Jan 2, 2007; greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!

Chie is so drat entertaining, also I am dead having been Kamehameha blasted by her.

# ? Jun 4, 2021 02:17

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

gao

# ? Jun 4, 2021 02:17

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

a lot of bad luck in the chocolate square with that umbrella opened indoors

# ? Jun 4, 2021 02:30

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

now that was a superkick

# ? Jun 4, 2021 02:45

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

mei just hit a tombstone on fujita! :stare:

# ? Jun 4, 2021 02:56

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:40

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

they must be doing an exhaustion angle for the belt change, best bros. can't survive this booking

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jun 4, 2021

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