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President The Rock, 8 feet tall, 500 lbs, and coated head to toe in solid gold.
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Look closer Lenny!
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Quantum of Phallus posted:why not Because he won't be able to fit through any of the doors! More plausible answer is he'd probably be the first President to die in office from having his heart explode from the stress of having to deal with a country and planet in an even worse shape than it currently is now. It would be really refreshing to see a fit as gently caress political leader just being an insanely intimidating presence next to old flabby gasbag political leaders just by virtue of being jacked as gently caress. Jiro fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jun 3, 2021 |
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If Dwayne Camacho can access 'roids as President there's no reason Dwayne Johnson can't
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Vin Diesel gave us the Xbox game... Rock gave us.... Walking Tall I guess? And he was good in Southland Tales, sure.
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He was very good in Moana
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SG Bamboo posted:If Dwayne Camacho can access 'roids as President there's no reason Dwayne Johnson can't Camacho would've been a better, more popular, more effective, and smarter president than the last guy.
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Gumball Gumption posted:If he wins he's going to drone strike vin diesel and then quit. drat sorry Bernie, I'm votin' for this guy in the primary.
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ARMBAR A COP posted:Lmao if you don't think we'll get President Rock for about 15 years
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gonna be amazing to watch him settle the whole israel/palestine thing in an instant IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR CLAIM IS
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What's Biden's stance on Clangin and Bangin
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Dissolving social media is one of those stopped clock ideas, though.
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If you are wondering what IJesus is, it's his huge social media platform. https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1400616372061806595
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We really need to figure out CTE. Guys like him and Drake have lost all touch with reality.
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MassRafTer posted:If you are wondering what IJesus is, it's his huge social media platform. 
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IGEZUS I motherfuckin GEZUS
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Lid posted:I don't know who that is so I can't tell if that's serious or ironic like them signing Austin Aries. Lee is probably the biggest name on the indies right now.
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Why would you rent a room to someone who has to be restrained
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I Jesus? Is that’s how it’s pronounced? Also what is with the New Jersey turnpike post? That seems odd
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TV Zombie posted:I Jesus? Is that’s how it’s pronounced? Also what is with the New Jersey turnpike post? That seems odd I honestly have no answers but based on his use of the phrase "keep money real" I think he's really into physical currency? He's got a really unique angle going on. No one has ever used that hashtag other than him.
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alex riley looking at climate scientists for approval as he adjusts the dial on the machine that catapults his melted down CBD gummies into the stratosphere
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Lid posted:I don't know who that is so I can't tell if that's serious or ironic like them signing Austin Aries. Lee Moriarty rules
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Securing the Boarder
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Say igezus like zandig saying Jesus. It's really fun.
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TV Zombie posted:Heck of a get for mlw Good to see Santamans arch nemesis / step dad getting work.
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TV Zombie posted:I Jesus? Is that’s how it’s pronounced? Also what is with the New Jersey turnpike post? That seems odd It's pronounced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3F-tuV3XsU
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Alex Riley's in for a rude awakening if his dad ever runs out of money
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Jiro posted:The Rock can't be President just on the grounds that you can't keep taking horse steroids and HGH while in office. I just want to see someone to bring up the breast reduction surgery Rock had due to gynecomastia because of steroid use in a debate. That's quite a factual hurdle to overcome in an image contest. And opposition research would almost certainly find other unpleasant things from his time as a wrestler.
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