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Cichlidae posted:And among the reasons you might get bitten, according to that article? So... lie back and think of England? 
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Jun 4, 2021 18:46
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Far too small. That won't even hold 2 of every animal from the zoo.
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Jun 4, 2021 19:22
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Captain Hygiene posted:
I mean if it's just kinda floating around in one place for 40 days then it's kinda doing what it was built to do. It wasn't Noah's amazing animal cruise
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Jun 4, 2021 20:29
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Sir Lemming posted:It wasn't Noah's amazing animal cruise Sunday School taught me wrong??
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Jun 4, 2021 20:55
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Jun 7, 2021 15:44
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Captain Monkey posted:I had a bunch of pet iguanas as a kid. That’s far worse than anything I’ve seen and that sucks. I am no expert, but I am under the impression that iguana bites only get really hosed up once iguanas get big, which as I understand is like a foot and a half and up to 30 pounds.
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Jun 7, 2021 21:04
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Captain Monkey posted:I had a bunch of pet iguanas as a kid. That’s far worse than anything I’ve seen and that sucks. Iguanas have an impressive bite strength for their size, and being largely herbivorous. They bite when they feel threatened, but also bite due to territoriality, and also bite when attempting to mate. They worry their bites like a terrier. Their bites can be bad. Dienes has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Jun 7, 2021 |
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Jun 7, 2021 22:07
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Dienes posted:Iquanas have an impressive bite strength for their size, and being largely herbivorous. They bite when they feel threatened, but also bite due to territoriality, and also bite when attempting to mate. They worry their bites like a terrier. How did you misspell Iguana such that it almost looks like it's spelled correctly?
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Jun 7, 2021 22:09
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pik_d posted:How did you misspell Iguana such that it almost looks like it's spelled correctly? We all have our gifts.
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Jun 7, 2021 22:11
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There will also be a difference in the bite of a pet iguana that's expressing annoyance that its owner is trying to pick it up when it doesn't want to be, and the bite of a wild iguana that thinks a big pink ape is about to eat it.
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Jun 7, 2021 23:56
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What about the bite of an iguana that finds a big pink ape that does not dream?
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Jun 8, 2021 07:34
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Worst Phillip K. Dick novel ever.
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Jun 8, 2021 08:00
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https://twitter.com/laurynricketts/status/1401929258642067458?s=20 It’s raining cicadas
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Jun 8, 2021 12:12
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Platystemon posted:“allegedly” It's legalese. Until you've been convicted anything you've done is 'allegedly'. Newspapers use it so they can't be accused of showing bias against the offending party.
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 Brit saves twin sister by punching crocodile in the face
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Jun 8, 2021 16:24
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Jun 8, 2021 22:37
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Cartoon Man posted:https://twitter.com/laurynricketts/status/1401929258642067458?s=20 Are we sure it's cicadas and not that Weather Girls prediction finally coming true?
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Jun 8, 2021 23:31
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These two look like the protagonists of a low budget 90s sci-fi extreme sports show.
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Jun 9, 2021 07:44
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I was thinking female Dick and Dom.
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Dog ejected from car during Sunday crash found on sheep farm, herding sheep Meanwhile, in #blessed weird news
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Jun 10, 2021 02:03
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 just because you survived a horrible car crash that don't mean you should shirk your work!I have mixed feelings about a canine with a stronger work ethic than me.
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Jun 10, 2021 06:26
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that dog deserves a hero's wage
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Jun 10, 2021 15:33
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I don't think it was a sheepdog before the crash. It woke up in a field, saw some sheep, and immediately started doing border collie things.
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Jun 11, 2021 00:56
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The Lone Badger posted:I don't think it was a sheepdog before the crash. It woke up in a field, saw some sheep, and immediately started doing border collie things. It's like when people come out of a coma speaking a new language, it was a retriever beforehand. Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 01:05 on Jun 11, 2021 |
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Jun 12, 2021 19:34
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I'll bet the Kids In The Hall never expected to be relevant for so long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENaNB0o_N-g
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Jun 12, 2021 19:39
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This seems extremely ill-conceived for multiple obvious reasons (My own penis is, of course, of gargantuan proportions, with its own gravitational field, etc.)
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Jun 12, 2021 19:53
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Years ago, in Australia, we had a series of anti-littering adverts (which I now can't find), that showed people reacting to litterers by saying "Tosser," and wiggling their pinky fingers at them, to imply that littering was the act of a man with a small penis. Australian to standard English dictionary: "To toss" means to throw away, so a "tosser" is someone who throws things away, in this case, rubbish in inappropriate places. A "tosser" is also someone who masturbates, à la "wanker," and is used as a general insult. It was quite a good campaign, I thought. e: Welp, it seems I've mixed up my early '00s adverts. The "Tosser" advert, and the "pinky" advert were separate. The pinky was for speeding, which makes more sense. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 22:57 on Jun 12, 2021 |
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Jun 12, 2021 22:52
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Lady Disdain posted:The pinky was for speeding, which makes more sense. Does it?
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Jun 12, 2021 23:37
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GrossMurpel posted:Does it? In the sense of car as small penis compensation
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Jun 13, 2021 00:57
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I can see it in the sense that those men would likely be the type to care deeply about something like penis size, and I'm assuming speeding is mostly done by men (although at my last job the women were the ones racking up the tickets for some reason). The Korean thing just seems weird, even on a surface level it's fundamentally lovely to shame people for something they have absolutely no control over, and when you think it through it completely goes against the supposed message. They're rightfully decrying outdated gender norms that are leading to them being disadvantaged on the labor market, and this somehow involves...reinforcing traditional gender norms about what it means to be truly masculine and virile in a physical sense. It doesn't sit well with me, even as a provocative troll move. I guess it's the same problem I have when people go on about how Nazis are usually the worst examples of the white race. That is true, and I suppose it exposes their personal hypocrisy, but does it really matter beyond that? Their ideas would still be abhorrent even if they actually were all blue-eyed, tall, blonde, square-jawed Aryan übermenschen. At a basic level, those are not valid criteria to judge a human being outside of Tinder. That's the entire point.
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Fascists are obsessed with image. Is “behold the master race” an effective way to combat fascism? I don’t know, but it’s not prima facie ridiculous.
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Jun 13, 2021 01:43
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NBC's Ultimate Slip 'N Slide halts production amid report of 'explosive diarrhea' on set
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Jun 13, 2021 02:00
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GrossMurpel posted:Does it? Not sure how things are where you live, but over here, speeding deaths are disproportionately young men, and it's tied to toxic masculinity. So trying to take the manliness out of the activity does indeed make sense, imo.
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Jun 13, 2021 02:12
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Captain Hygiene posted:NBC's Ultimate Slip 'N Slide halts production amid report of 'explosive diarrhea' on set 
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Jun 13, 2021 03:32
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Lady Disdain posted:Not sure how things are where you live, but over here, speeding deaths are disproportionately young men, and it's tied to toxic masculinity. So trying to take the manliness out of the activity does indeed make sense, imo.
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Platystemon posted:Fascists are obsessed with image. It combats the fascists as individuals, which can be useful, but it does not combat their ideas. In fact, it implicitly reinforces their preconceptions and values, as even their opponents gleefully use those to judge them. It's why I never liked that comic book image that goons are always posting, with the handsome protagonist effortlessly berating some hapless white supremacists, who are inexplicably just standing around and letting him do it for some reason. Oh, this man has no chin? So what? I don't care about his chin, or lack thereof, in this context. That's not why I would hate someone like that. I'm not evaluating him as a sexual partner, and I wouldn't suddenly start nodding my head in agreement if he did have a powerful Aryan jaw or whatever.
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