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Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Aramoro posted:

I can really see Mike Wozniak as a doctor.

Well he is a bovine arse vet.

Edit: what a snipe

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1400968536076476418?s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

After this past year I'm starting to become one of those people that says "everyone should be required take 'x' course in their life"

The x in this case is molecular biology, which is a class where you'll learn that RNA is a molecule that disintegrates if you so much as look at wrong.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
RNA is the horse of the cell

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Mak0rz posted:

After this past year I'm starting to become one of those people that says "everyone should be required take 'x' course in their life"

The only course that might possibly help her is a course of antipsychotics

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Lmao
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1401005872420098048

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

ok i'll drop mine off at your place, doc

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.



You love to see it.

e;fb

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


What finally did her in?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

ultrafilter posted:

What finally did her in?

Presumably consistent vaccine misinformation.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Oof

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Former advisor to President Clinton :patriot:

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Where do idiots go when Twitter kills their account now that Parler is dead?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They get invited on fox news

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Where do idiots go when Twitter kills their account now that Parler is dead?

"Away", one would hope, but that's so rarely the case.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Where do idiots go when Twitter kills their account now that Parler is dead?
It looks like Parler isn't actually dead, just incredibly unpopular. I think Gab's still around too? But since they're pretty explicitly Nazi/Q-Anon havens, signing up there probably requires admitting something about your views to yourself.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Um have you guys forgotten Frank?

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


TontoCorazon posted:

Um have you guys forgotten Frank?

Yes

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

That whole deed payment thing is flawed.

You only get charged with a felony if you are bad at crime.


Or not white in the wrong neighborhood. :(


I just murdered my own good time in cold blood.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

TontoCorazon posted:

Um have you guys forgotten Frank?

More Reba!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wynonna.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

The only course that might possibly help her is a course of antipsychotics

Yeah, she's definitely now looking to me less "Stupid takes and bad judgement" and more "Medical intervention clearly required".

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Full Luxury Cheese Communism…

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


Do I really need more Wynonna?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

BigRed0427 posted:

Do I really need more Wynonna?

Wynotta?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
More garth.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Brooks. And. Dunn.

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
I hate brand Twitter so much

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Not quite as good as the Belfast tweet, but still an absolute banger.

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1401057952132485120?s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/1401239365678997506

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
"The curtains are loving blue" - Dick Dorkins

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Pththya-lyi posted:

"The curtains are loving blue" - Dick Dorkins

in the yellow wallpaper, the wallpaper is yellow AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS UPSETS THE PROTAGONIST SO MUCH

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Thankfully he included a reference to the Emperor New Clothes so we know how explicit allegory has to be to click with him

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

I swear to God this man used to be reasonably intelligent. At first I thought it was just Twitter making basically everyone using it stupid but then he kept belting these kinds of posts out for like a decade straight and I sincerely wonder if his brain just melted or if he just had amazing editors

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It’s always the editors.

Terry Pratchett was the opposite though, he was an obsessive editor of his own work and would revise and revise and his actual editor had to prise the finished book out of his hands. You can see how he worked with The Shepherd's Crown which feels like it has chunks missing.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Every time he tweets like this I'm shocked the replies aren't just "shut up dick dorkins" ad infinitum.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


https://twitter.com/implicit_return/status/494586292035125248?s=20

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


A perfect example of malignant STEM brain. I know many other people who suffer from it.

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Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Even by his standards this is embarrassing.

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