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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

proud day 1 dark order fan believes in Uno

I was won over by the Church of Miro. I'm so sorry.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

nick is big

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Thanking God for your power is gladiator poo poo, Miro’s character right now is perfect

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
ugh, like a 9 minute main event. great. I'm biased because I'm a mark for Dustin

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Seriously, Dustin is really goddamn tall but Comoroto is like half again as wide as him.

A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013


Excited to watch Mick Foley’s taller and more muscular son fight Dustin.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Hot take possibly but I believe that Nick Comorato might have, like....THE ideal wrestling physique.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Dustin wearing Factory colors is a bit weird

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

And strong as hell

This is gonna be fun

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I love tassels.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

big dick nick cockoroto

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This match already rules

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

...Yes grandpa I remember headlocks.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


JR, there are plenty of headlocks in AEW ...

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

this is so sloppy!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Shard posted:

I was won over by the Church of Miro. I'm so sorry.

a single tear rolls down my cheek

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





lol JR feeling catty tonight.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

explosivo posted:

this is so sloppy!

it's a fuckin bullrope match

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

flatluigi posted:

it's a fuckin bullrope match

i know i love it!

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Dimebags Brain posted:

lol JR feeling catty tonight.

It's very late

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Lol Fuego

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


fuego!!!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

a single tear rolls down my cheek



It's ok. I also have a hot wife and am powerful.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress HIM UP FUEGO!!!!!

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
FUEGO NOO

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
FUEGOS PROTECTING HIS DAD

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

explosivo posted:

this is so sloppy!

Comoroto's movement is really hindered by the bullrope

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
FUEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
you fucker leave fuego alone

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

fuego del lawn dart lmfao

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
lol Fuego is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% signed

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Main Eventer Fuego del Sol.

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
FUEGO SAVING HIS DADDY

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
vlog lore paying off on the main show love to see it

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Shard posted:

It's ok. I also have a hot wife and am powerful.

its true

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
What the hell is wrong with the director and these shot choices

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

smarxist posted:

all dudes with those genetics and work ethics always seem to shout out Jesus or Allah, while i, an enlightened atheist, flounder in my nest of cheeseburger wrappers and shattered dreams

the classic goon position, 'if there is a god, why would he make me?" :smug: ... :smith:

I just love that he explicitly says God made him stronger and better than everyone else, he is grateful he was given an insane body to crush every enemy that dares stand before him


shiksa posted:

miro agressively thanking god for his victories is one of my favorite things on dynamite rn

"aggressively thanking god" is both a very apt description and a really hilarious phrase

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Lol cameraman down!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

He threw that man! This is what wrestlers did in Japan to the crowd in the 80s.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

explosivo posted:

this is so sloppy!

has there ever been a non sloppy strap match tho

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