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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
The Ontario cell phone emergency alert system continues to be used for the sole purpose of waking me up at 4am to tell me about family custody disputes 1000km away from me.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think you're supposed to hop into your socialist batmobile and roll out

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
one day there's going to be a real public safety emergency and no one is going to know what the gently caress

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the closest we've ever gotten to the stated use case for the system was the two times they reminded us there was a stay at home order because of the plague

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

infernal machines posted:

the closest we've ever gotten to the stated use case for the system was the two times they reminded us there was a stay at home order because of the plague

Which came, what, 6 or 7 months into it the first time they remembered to use it?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Entropic posted:

The Ontario cell phone emergency alert system continues to be used for the sole purpose of waking me up at 4am to tell me about family custody disputes 1000km away from me.

in this case the abductor was a total stranger

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

the closest we've ever gotten to the stated use case for the system was the two times they reminded us there was a stay at home order because of the plague

the tornado warning was bang-on

i'm rarely awake at 4 and wouldn't be where i'd see anything useful anyway, but if you work at a diner or a gas station or whatever, i can totally see you maybe being useful

just not in the case where there's an eyewitness on the scene who saw you carrying someone else's kid about 50 yards away

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
surprisingly few tornadoes in toronto

e: i'm generally only awake at 4am when an alert that bypasses my do not disturb setting goes off twice in 20 minutes

infernal machines has issued a correction as of 01:39 on Jun 5, 2021

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the first time they used it ever, it was peel police deciding they could put out an apb in the form of an amber alert to find a suspect, the alert went out after they found the girl he had kidnapped (dead), and when they caught him, they shot him and called it a suicide*




*technically they said he suffered a self inflicted gunshot wound they didn't discover until after his arrest, no mention of a gun, and he died later in hospital

infernal machines has issued a correction as of 01:45 on Jun 5, 2021

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

flakeloaf posted:

in this case the abductor was a total stranger

that's got to be a first. Ok, weird, reading up on it I kind of want to know what wtf now. A 70 year old woman randomly kidnapped a baby?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
how else is a 70 year old going to get a baby?

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

flakeloaf posted:

in this case the abductor was a total stranger

doesn't change the fact that the alert level they're using for these is meant for imminent danger, not amber alerts.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
that's the only level they know how to use


remember the time they blasted out several alerts to inform everyone that absolutely nothing happened at the pickering nuclear plant?

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Hey man you best be happy the Everything Is Fine alarm is going off.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
ontario emergency alerts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIjBtdEQRE

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Custody battle gone wrong? Wake everyone in a thousand kilometer radius up at 4 am, ruin their sleep, and cause accidents the next day from drivers not getting enough sleep.

Some guy is rolling around in RCMP uniform shooting people? Eh, they can check the Twitter for that

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




Terror Sweat posted:


Some guy is rolling around in RCMP uniform shooting people? Eh, they can check the Twitter for that

I mean he'll just get paid leave, so

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Oof. These colonizers are victims because the other colonizers colonized a little harder than they did!

Cultures that displaced another culture can themselves be displaced. Beneficiaries of injustice on one level can be victims of injustice on another.

What the hell is up with the Quebec hostility in this thread anyway?

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

PhilippAchtel posted:


What the hell is up with the Quebec hostility in this thread anyway?

it's the Canada thread?

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

I really like Quebec, lots of francophone (ok mostly nbers tho) friends. I do take exception to literally saying "hey francophones have it just as bad, if not worse than indigenous people" on the literal day we dug up a mass grave. I don't think that is unreasonable.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I loved the articles defending the incorrect use of the alert system and admonishing anyone who rightly complained about it

DND is useless if poo poo can still get through, Airplane Mode is where it's at

enki42
Jun 11, 2001
#ATMLIVESMATTER

Put this Nazi-lover on ignore immediately!
If they used the system properly (where the alerts they are currently using for Amber Alerts are for things like imminent attack or extreme emergencies), I'd be totally fine with it overriding do not disturb settings. The problem now is they're going to desensitize people to alerts (or have them turn their phones on airplane mode instead). I for sure didn't even bother reading the alert when it woke me up, if it had been a genuine emergency I would have had no idea.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i keep my phone on silent pretty much all the time so i never hear the terrible sound, i just get a pop up on my screen which im fine with.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I loved the articles defending the incorrect use of the alert system and admonishing anyone who rightly complained about it

DND is useless if poo poo can still get through, Airplane Mode is where it's at

I have an ancient flip phone and I never get any alerts :shrug:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



mediaphage posted:

i keep my phone on silent pretty much all the time so i never hear the terrible sound, i just get a pop up on my screen which i’m fine with.

I don't know why but I have never once received one of these warning messages. Something about my mobile account that makes me invisible to it (I've had several phones now that haven't gotten one).

My gf will get the alert, but I won't. And honestly, I'm fine with it. Getting texts at 4am saying "watch out for a white guy in a pickup truck" is the least useful information when you live in Alberta, and I already treat Covid more seriously than this government ever has.

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

Rutibex posted:

I have an ancient flip phone and I never get any alerts :shrug:

I have a modern hingeless phone and public mobile splits "you pay us now" texts in two because of ancient length limits on your stupid ancient flip phone

you are holding me back!!

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



pokeyman posted:

I have a modern hingeless phone and public mobile splits "you pay us now" texts in two because of ancient length limits on your stupid ancient flip phone

you are holding me back!!

Nah, that's your phone companys system being poorly designed. I can send a 3000 character text from my smartphone to my friends smartphone, and he receives one 3000 character text, instead of 20 smaller ones.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

enki42 posted:

If they used the system properly (where the alerts they are currently using for Amber Alerts are for things like imminent attack or extreme emergencies), I'd be totally fine with it overriding do not disturb settings. The problem now is they're going to desensitize people to alerts (or have them turn their phones on airplane mode instead). I for sure didn't even bother reading the alert when it woke me up, if it had been a genuine emergency I would have had no idea.

Thing about custody battle alerts from Ontario is I am literally halfway across the country- the kid hasn't even been missing long enough to make it this far! Even if you are a continent away from even being in the correct locus to offer assistance, rest assured that distance not enough to excuse you from caring!

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Nah, that's your phone companys system being poorly designed. I can send a 3000 character text from my smartphone to my friends smartphone, and he receives one 3000 character text, instead of 20 smaller ones.

but if I ask public mobile to stop then I'll never hear anything. this way I can yell at someone who might yell back at me

also I begrudgingly appreciate their simple, lowest common denominator solution that doesn't rely on checking receiving phone type and maybe getting it wrong

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Public mobile owns, 30 bucks a month for 4 gigs and unlimited everything else hell yeah. Long distance minutes that never expire

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I upgraded my internet connection!!!!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I upgraded my internet connection!!!!

your av is still glitched tho

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Thing about custody battle alerts from Ontario is I am literally halfway across the country- the kid hasn't even been missing long enough to make it this far! Even if you are a continent away from even being in the correct locus to offer assistance, rest assured that distance not enough to excuse you from caring!

what if the missing kid was stuffed into a ballistic missile, he could be anywhere on earth in a matter of minutes. what then smart guy

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
a ballistic missile launch in canada would actually be a really good reason to use the emergency alert system

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Rutibex posted:

what if the missing kid was stuffed into a ballistic missile, he could be anywhere on earth in a matter of minutes. what then smart guy

Wow they really upped the stakes for the Balloon Boy sequel.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/habman1969/status/1400592031110545408

Jets fans are losing their poo poo that people are actually upset about the possibly life-altering injury this guy did 100% on purpose

Head injuries, concussions etc. literally gently caress you up forever, they can completely change a person's personality, attitude, everything. There's a lot of "everybody makes mistakes :kiddo: but telling his family their son's a cruel fuckup, now that is just beyond the pale :mad:" which is like cmon guys, admit it's indefensible, quit feigning outrage or sublimating your anger about the suspension into concern trolling for his family's wellbeing :nallears:

Hockey is too violent, it's not part of the game, so on and so on. gently caress the Jets, can't wait for the team to move again.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



infernal machines posted:

the closest we've ever gotten to the stated use case for the system was the two times they reminded us there was a stay at home order because of the plague

also that time they accidentally said that the pickering reactor was going to chernobyl the entire gta

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
Finding it hard to muster up any sympathy for chud athletes paid millions of dollars to play in a game

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
2021 is weird man.



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Apr 16, 2017

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linoleum floors posted:

Finding it hard to muster up any sympathy for chud athletes paid millions of dollars to play in a game

That's strange, I actually find it easy to feel bad for somebody when they get injured by somebody else on purpose while playing sports. Maybe there is something wrong with my brain!

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