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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I want to thank this thread. We're buying a new-to-us house, and the realtor walkthrough noted "old zinsco panel". Thanks to you guys, my ears pricked up, I thought "Wait, haven't I heard something about this?", and I'll be having an electrician in when we take possession.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

StormDrain posted:


big rear end shaft .

Kirk? Is that you?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I hear that shaft is one bad mother

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Shut your mouth

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Ancient apartment where each floor had a communal shower/bath, or larger home broken up into units?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Gotta use them pipes!!

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Honestly, that's not the worst. It's at least interesting to look at. Plus where else are you going to put all those black lotuses?

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

null_pointer posted:

Honestly, that's not the worst. It's at least interesting to look at. Plus where else are you going to put all those black lotuses?

It's not the worst except for all the serious staining around the toilet showing just how hard to clean that is, or alternately, how little of a poo poo they give.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

SkyeAuroline posted:

It's not the worst except for all the serious staining around the toilet showing just how hard to clean that is, or alternately, how little of a poo poo they give.

Uh, yeah, just realized that that's not under plastic or anything :gonk: . I take back the compliment

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

null_pointer posted:

Uh, yeah, just realized that that's not under plastic or anything :gonk: . I take back the compliment

It is, they just did a terrible job. Zoom in near the foot and you'll see the puddle of whatever they dumped on it to try and seal the cards.

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.
It's under clear epoxy or something and the cards next to the toilet are still melting

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
You guys are missing the worst part: There's a single Yu-Gi-Oh card in there.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


SkyeAuroline posted:

It's not the worst except for all the serious staining around the toilet showing just how hard to clean that is, or alternately, how little of a poo poo they give.

Oh I assure they give lots of shits there.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

ho hum just your typical 60s vacation A-frame

wait a minute

:stare:

:catstare:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Floods? Never heard of ’er!”

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Platystemon posted:

“Floods? Never heard of ’er!”

I assume that's what the railingless balcony is for. When the water gets high enough, you can dock a boat to it.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I am glad that they posted 6 photos of a dude fishing instead of more of the house

Also if those are recent photos, that’s the creek with the snowmelt at or near it’s highest and we’re in a drought that we’ll probably never escape, so I wouldn’t be too concerned. Of course, with all of the wildfires the risk of flash floods from the few major storms does increase…

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Freaquency posted:

I am glad that they posted 6 photos of a dude fishing instead of more of the house

Also if those are recent photos, that’s the creek with the snowmelt at or near it’s highest and we’re in a drought that we’ll probably never escape, so I wouldn’t be too concerned. Of course, with all of the wildfires the risk of flash floods from the few major storms does increase…

It's a 576ft 1-bed 1-bath house so there's not all that much to show.

I'd be more concerned about the state of the posts/pilings under the deck and house and how the posts are secured to those rocks.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

That’s fair, but it’s still really funny that the guy decided that he should get a photo shoot with him and his dog on the creek while the photographer was there and that they made it into the listing. Trying to sell the lifestyle I guess.

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!
It's not the weirdest or dumbest way I've seen the owner ending up in listing pictures

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

gwrtheyrn posted:

It's not the weirdest or dumbest way I've seen the owner ending up in listing pictures

:justpost:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
That is definitely a Skyrim house. The porch is where the fish hatchery goes.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
At least the dog matches the couch.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

packetmantis posted:

That is definitely a Skyrim house. The porch is where the fish hatchery goes.

Crappy construction: the builders put in an unlabelled lever that summons your fat useless son to ruin your vacation

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

I don't remember where it was posted here but someone was selling a house in a "clothing optional community" in Florida. They took their own listing photos using their phone and there were mirrors in the house.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

gwrtheyrn posted:

I don't remember where it was posted here but someone was selling a house in a "clothing optional community" in Florida. They took their own listing photos using their phone and there were mirrors in the house.

That used to be a thing exhibitionists would do: sell silver teapots or something on eBay and make sure the picture had a reflection of their junk.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

does the sex swing on the porch come with the house?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Lemniscate Blue posted:

That used to be a thing exhibitionists would do: sell silver teapots or something on eBay and make sure the picture had a reflection of their junk.

Reflectoporn

luminalflux
May 27, 2005



Lemniscate Blue posted:

That used to be a thing exhibitionists would do: sell silver teapots or something on eBay and make sure the picture had a reflection of their junk.

I used to run a classified ad site and can confirm. Spend enough time in the review queue and you would definitely see old man balls reflected in a CRT tv

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
If this isn't a crime it probably should be.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Gargantua should really get himself a better architect, those stairs are bad in every way.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Renaissance Robot posted:

If this isn't a crime it probably should be.



Hey, it's what happens when I add onto a premade Sims house.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



What are you gonna do - get more rocks?!!?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Renaissance Robot posted:

If this isn't a crime it probably should be.



I think even changing the color would fix a lot of this.

e: what I'm saying is to paint the stone.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Renaissance Robot posted:

If this isn't a crime it probably should be.



this is me starting a new run in valheim

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Vintersorg posted:

What are you gonna do - get more rocks?!!?

Off the top of my head, could this be a way to add space without messing with the original structure? It seems like it'd be easier to tear off that box than mess with mortar and stone.

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Renaissance Robot posted:

If this isn't a crime it probably should be.



That is one ugly rear end mod

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