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DyneAvenger posted:I just can't decide which animated lady to jack off to! (definitely ironically, tho) It's both op hth
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Escape the cave of ignorance and see the light of Just Jacking Off To Everything
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Endless Trash posted:Escape the cave of ignorance and see the light of Just Jacking Off To Everything I can crank it to the shadows AND the puppets?!
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Endless Trash posted:Escape the cave of ignorance and see the light of Just Jacking Off To Everything Do you have a pamphlet or anything?
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titties posted:Do you have a pamphlet or anything?
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Ya but you're gonna have to peel the pages apart It helps if you microwave it with a cup of water for 30 seconds first make sure there are no staples though.
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DyneAvenger posted:I can crank it to the shadows AND the puppets?! And even the fire used to illuminate the cave wall, if you're nasty
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Daktar posted:And even the fire used to illuminate the cave wall, if you're nasty That's hot.
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This thread however, is exceptional
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Daktar posted:And even the fire used to illuminate the cave wall, if you're nasty I personally have a platonic relationship with said fire
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does this idiot need two hands to wipe?
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Based on the r/relationship thread that is not an all too uncommon occurrence.
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 https://twitter.com/juliareinstein/status/1401177534688116738?s=20 LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 00:20 on Jun 6, 2021 |
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Bismuth posted:does this idiot need two hands to wipe? clearly they wipe sitting down like an animal
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hawowanlawow posted:clearly they wipe sitting down like an animal I know this is a joke in the meme thread but im trying to imagine how standing vs sitting would require different numbers of hands. Does having nuts somehow change the mechanics of a sitting wipe?
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It's the 21st century, you can just buy a vibrator to attach to your hog while you poo poo, wipe, use a bidet, whatever. You don't even need hands to crank it.
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Bismuth posted:I know this is a joke in the meme thread but im trying to imagine how standing vs sitting would require different numbers of hands. Does having nuts somehow change the mechanics of a sitting wipe? well it would still only take one hand but it would be hard to crank your hog at the same time
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Brawnfire posted:I personally have a platonic relationship with said fire Sounds like a pyrosocial friendship to me.
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Bismuth posted:I know this is a joke in the meme thread but im trying to imagine how standing vs sitting would require different numbers of hands. Does having nuts somehow change the mechanics of a sitting wipe? Yeah it's basically like having an extra pair of hands.
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Just checking in to remind everyone under 40 that real adult humans will get naked sometimes and you can jerk off to them. You're not a roman soldier in a tent somewhere in Gaul. You don't have to jerk off to drawings.
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this is how machines defeat mankind, not by wiping us out by force, but by seducing us away from natural procreation
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:You don't have to jerk off to drawings. tell that to DeviantArt 
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The monster from Cloverfield is called Cloverfield.
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Paladinus posted:The monster from Cloverfield is called Cloverfield. the shared universe was weird and forced, but 10 cloverfield lane is a great flick, john goodman always worth a watch imo
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Im starting to think cranking hogs is more complicated than i thought
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Bismuth posted:Im starting to think cranking hogs is more complicated than i thought it requires a lifetime of study to master
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Bismuth posted:Im starting to think cranking hogs is more complicated than i thought You've got to pull your hand away when it starts, otherwise the handle might kick and break your wrist.
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bike tory posted:it can be as complicated as you like, no one will judge Rub Goldberg
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Chard posted:the shared universe was weird and forced, but 10 cloverfield lane is a great flick, john goodman always worth a watch imo John Goodman was robbed of an Oscar nom for that movie
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Paladinus posted:The monster from Cloverfield is called Cloverfield. The Cloverfield monster was awakened by a slushy company collecting the secret ingredient for their drinks. Said drink also exists in Kenan and Kel.
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just lol if you aren't under a geas that forces u to work one out to the latest brand mascot
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Heath posted:Hell of a complaint to come from a furry seems like an LGBTQ furry is the exact kind of person who would care about the intensely cis-normative way that they anthropomorphise animals in movies
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