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TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Mom food. Lol

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

that favorite color mention is eerily prophetic

Even then he was writing the lore

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I miss the halcyon days of wade barrett

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Shinjobi posted:

I miss the halcyon days of wade barrett

Who the gently caress is Wade Barrett?? Now Lawrence Knight, there's a prospect to build your brand on.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmao "sebastian slater"

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Nick Jr. Face posted:

lmao "sebastian slater"

He was also Heath Miller for a while

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Seams posted:

SWEET PAPI SANCHEZ!!!!

I remember when FCW's roster was posted (without all these cool details) ages ago, and that was one of the names and pictures I laughed at the hardest.

I don't ever recall hearing he is SIX FOOT NINE, THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS though! where is this massive sweet papi now???

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

dromal phrenia posted:

I remember when FCW's roster was posted (without all these cool details) ages ago, and that was one of the names and pictures I laughed at the hardest.

I don't ever recall hearing he is SIX FOOT NINE, THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS though! where is this massive sweet papi now???

If his Wiki is to be considered accurate, he retired in 2015.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Y'all are missing the obvious winner/loser of those FCW bios:
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1401280775274827790

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Whole lot of FCW were into sushi.

What's the sushi situation even like in Tampa?

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

sticklefifer posted:

Whole lot of FCW were into sushi.

What's the sushi situation even like in Tampa?

It's gotta be good, if you'll recall the Hulkster complained he ate too much in his sextape.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yeah they get local stuff plus whatever real drat fresh. Plus the fish transports are a great smuggling vector.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

sticklefifer posted:

Whole lot of FCW were into sushi.

What's the sushi situation even like in Tampa?

there was a sushi steakhouse in the stripmall the fcw training center was in

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

one of the major wrestling figure podcast vlogs chronicled it

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Mob posted:

It's gotta be good, if you'll recall the Hulkster complained he ate too much in his sextape.

I thought he ate too much spaghetti

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Gonzo McFee posted:

I thought he ate too much spaghetti

It was sashimi lol. I did some Googling just now to double check. Look at me I'm Bix.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/YTAlexReynolds/status/1401329296371851264?s=20

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatsOurMongo/status/1401231018577825796

AK-47
Jul 10, 2001


https://twitter.com/DarbyAllin/status/1401343984295989252

Brody King almost chopped Darby's dad straight out of his shoes

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Brody's Twitch stream is great if 1)you want to watch ROH matches cause they won't DMCA him 2) you want to see him cook, he does vegan stuff too if you're into that

SexMetalBarbie
Jun 1, 2021

by Shine
https://twitter.com/ImChelseaGreen/status/1401290316116905986?s=20

forgot she existed

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



She's probably going back to impact so no reason to remember

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

I only remember she exists when she leads another WWE twitter account dogpile on Big Dave, over something dumb/tone deaf he said while bumbling through a train of thought. Flooding my social media feeds with even dumber comments from the parade of insufferable stan accounts (of all parties involved)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Pretty ballsy saying this when Samoa Joe got released the same day as you

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



AK-47 posted:

https://twitter.com/DarbyAllin/status/1401343984295989252

Brody King almost chopped Darby's dad straight out of his shoes

The result:
https://twitter.com/Brodyxking/status/1401348469365907457

loving hell.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


He slapped him so hard you can see the individual bones of Brody's hand.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Rarity posted:

Pretty ballsy saying this when Samoa Joe got released the same day as you
I think she is much hotter than Joe.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

That's your opinion

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Rarity posted:

Pretty ballsy saying this when Samoa Joe got released the same day as you

To be fair Samoa Joe is extremely cool.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Smoking Crow posted:

That's your opinion

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Endless Mike posted:

I think she is much hotter than Joe.

Big is beautiful :hai:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


samoa joe is the sexiest wrestler in the world

dracula vladdy AF
May 6, 2011

Endless Mike posted:

I think she is much hotter than Joe.

I think Joe is kind of nice

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
I must admit I’ve been interested ever since I heard that Joe’s gonna kill me

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.




He slapped him so hard you can see imprints of his INDIVIDUAL FINGER BONES haha

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
love the "gimme a chop!" thing, because the wrestler absolutely has to bring the pain lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Cerebral Bore posted:

To be fair Samoa Joe is extremely cool.
:hmmyes:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/RealMikeBennett/status/1401542816061329409?s=20

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Cool, I'm pro wrestling right now in that case

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Was it wanting to humiliate Mike that kind of kick started WWE’s year or so of being obsessed with cuck stories? I think that was the first one right

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