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sharknado slashfic)
There's this video of strangely blurred discs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dKRUS4aouo&t=448s and an older video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XCzeD1J2yI&t=141s Worth keeping in mind that Google certainly uses an algorithm to detect anomalies in photos because they're not trying to get pictures of poo poo in the sky, they want the houses and roads and lands etc. so it'd be super easy to make sure pictures are contiguous by taking multiple shots so you can compare the "what blip shouldn't be here" stuff and chop them out
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 16:51 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 10:56 |
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animist posted:nah, it's not kinder at all yeah, a lot of sci-fi is fascist fear mongering i keep thinking of the Balrog from LotR because its cool af, and has as much to do with reality as the most recent sci-fi high concept wank written by an engineer at least use banks' term (outside context problem) e: what really scares me is the scenario from Tenant.... because Nolan did not try to make that films time travel logical and so we'd be looking at a non-rational universe!!!! Hodgepodge has issued a correction as of 18:05 on Jun 6, 2021 |
# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:00 |
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i don't want to give tbp poo poo because its no worse than average for scifi but if you're going to worry about scifi the author makes up whole cloth (using assumptions contradicted entirely by the subject matter of the thread) may as well have fun
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:11 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:https://twitter.com/uncertainvector/status/1401345403438645252?s=20 they always have been the loudest sticks in the mud
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:13 |
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playing synths for ufos
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:17 |
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Hodgepodge posted:i keep thinking of the Balrog from LotR because its cool af, and has as much to do with reality as the most recent sci-fi high concept wank written by an engineer there's a difference between speculative fiction that attempts to address the potential outcomes of far-flung though reasonable scenarios (dragon's egg), or scenarios extrapolated from modern trends and technologies (black mirror, for all its goofiness), and speculative fiction that's largely allegorical. the balrog, in all of its evil, is clearly an allegorical monster that represents the unending greed of the dwarf lords of moria that caused them to isolate themselves from the rest of the world and ultimately doomed them, something that packs narrative punch in a story with a core theme of the importance of people coming together to confront evil instead of isolating themselves away from the world
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:19 |
Bideo James posted:playing synths for ufos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rjamqqqqYs
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:19 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:19 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:23 |
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No ring. 8/10.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:25 |
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no ring edit:
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:25 |
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Vermain posted:there's a difference between speculative fiction that attempts to address the potential outcomes of far-flung though reasonable scenarios (dragon's egg), or scenarios extrapolated from modern trends and technologies (black mirror, for all its goofiness), and speculative fiction that's largely allegorical. the balrog, in all of its evil, is clearly an allegorical monster that represents the unending greed of the dwarf lords of moria that caused them to isolate themselves from the rest of the world and ultimately doomed them, something that packs narrative punch in a story with a core theme of the importance of people coming together to confront evil instead of isolating themselves away from the world sure, then consider how big a stretch Cixin makes just in the premise of the series in order to have humanity's future dominated by the looming threat of space fascists and therefore is foolish not to have uncontested and uniform fascist mindset. and realize that this is before he's actually making the concepts up. you are worrying about Q judging Picard and deciding to snap humanity into obvion, but with more game theory e: like the premise of tbp is a several book buildup to the author's paranoid/fash game theory solution to the femri paradox that would be badly and brutally falsified by any scenario in which UFOs are actually aliens Hodgepodge has issued a correction as of 18:33 on Jun 6, 2021 |
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Hatebag posted:Maybe all the hypernormalization stuff has been an alien psyop to make people detached from an inscrutable reality so that gleep glorp can step out of his tic tac and say "hi I'm in charge now" without everyone wanting to kill all aliens. I was thinking last night how loving broken my brain is right now that I would just be like "fine, what's up glorp"
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:28 |
Crazypoops posted:I was thinking last night how loving broken my brain is right now that I would just be like "fine, what's up glorp" Everyone shrugging and saying "Well, can't be worse than assholes we have in charge now eh?"
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:29 |
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Upon disclosure there certainly would be tons of people having panic attacks and stuff. Especially people who are used to a western, "rational" sort of viewpoint. But over time I think it would quickly be assimilated into the same mental space as gods, angels, ghosts, etc, if the aliens happened to be inscrutable and unexplainable instead of Meat Creatures we could just casually talk to. An overwhelming number of people believe in all those things and it doesn't necessarily send them into fits of mass chaos
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:35 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:36 |
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like are we going to get Meat Aliens or d̶̨̢͎̦̳͉͍̖̣̠̭̈́̊̆̈̓͌̇̉ę̵̨̠̫̮̰̥͓͖̝̖͆̋͋̌͂̎͘͠ǎ̸̛͕̠͉̘̖̀̂̔̓̊̈̌̚͠r̴̡̨̨͚̪͇̼̬͉̳̋̈́̈̒͒ ̴̭̞̭̭͌͆ͅl̶̨̢͎̻̘̮̬̬̹̺̲͍̩͌̈́̃̓͘ơ̴̯̻̒̃̈́̆̏͒̎̎̍̈̀̒́͝r̵͔͕̼̫͉͕̗͍̤̽́͛̍̏̇̈́̀̅͜͜͠ḑ̴̨̞̝̼̣̫͉͇̜͕̜͈͙̳̅̈ aliens
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:39 |
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So uhh that's cool as gently caress, is this new?
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:41 |
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its distant, apathetic robotic intelligence doing the interstellar equivalent of squatting over an ant hill hth
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:41 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Aliens would only be a problem for the state if people could petition them directly as agents who could solve their problems. As long as they're totally inscrutable like the gods of old or the god of the medieval Catholic Church, there's no challenge to state authority just like there was no challenge then. If such aliens could be petitioned directly or otherwise began to intervene directly in the state of the Earth, everything about human civilization would change--but only then. Did you read the paper? This is specifically addressed. Even the possibility of humans not being top dog is destabilizing to how the state has to generate consent. The state can’t accommodate things that both escape reasoning and leave physical evidence The whole thing about experimental aircraft is post hoc coping bullshit masquerading as cynicism. And it completely fails to fit the actual phenomena. No Russian or Chinese aircraft is capable of the maneuvers documented in these videos. You are on crack if you think they are 100 years ahead of us in aerospace engineering and have been since 2004. If the government wanted to encourage more reporting of aerial phenomena to catch foreign aircraft they’d present foreign aircraft getting caught, not events inexplicable by science. And the government, scientific community, the things we think of as “the establishment” never encouraged the public to take the occurrence of UFOs seriously. It’s always been officially suppressed and politically discouraged. DOCTOR ZIMBARDO has issued a correction as of 18:45 on Jun 6, 2021 |
# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:41 |
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I'd probably notice that
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:43 |
this wormhole drawing does explain all of the hillbilly bhole probing. they're just trying to fast travel home! DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:And it completely fails to fit the actual phenomena. No Russian or Chinese aircraft is capable of the maneuvers documented in these videos. which video are you referencing? ive been paying a lot of attention to this and one of my complaints has been that the videos themselves don't look that impressive, its the pilot testimony and radar that really shows off the impossible performance. EDIT: "transmedium" craft, for instance, was a short clip of it going INTO the water. lots of things can do that once
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:45 |
pos my uncontacted hole
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:47 |
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BeefThief posted:I'm not a fighter pilot but I do know if you lock on a friendly plane your plane will tell you that you are loving up big-time. my new theory is that the pilot did lock on to a friendly plane but he thought it was a UFO because his plane's computer was being hacked by an entirely different alien spaceship
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:56 |
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Victory Position posted:I'd probably notice that im feeling a 'harmonic convergence'- of this + goatse
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:57 |
Shear Modulus posted:my new theory is that the pilot did lock on to a friendly plane but he thought it was a UFO because his plane's computer was being hacked by an entirely different alien spaceship That makes no goddamn sense clearly what happened is that Fravor had his DNA spliced by the craft he was tracking so that he became the alien and the alien became him.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:57 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:That makes no goddamn sense last starfighter future confirmed
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 18:59 |
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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:Did you read the paper? This is specifically addressed. Even the possibility of humans not being top dog is destabilizing to how the state has to generate consent. The state can’t accommodate things that both escape reasoning and leave physical evidence Then why did the US encourage belief that ufos are spaceships from other civilizations so intensively after World War II? Why publicize things like the Roswell “crash” and establish things like Blue Book, which take as their premise that anything unfamiliar in the sky could be a spaceship and must then be proven not to be? There’s a two-handed movement when it comes to the US ignoring the possibility that ufos are spaceships from other civilizations, which involves them cultivating the belief first so that anyone reporting one could then be ridiculed into silence with it. They don’t encourage people to take aliens seriously, but they do encourage belief in aliens as a fringe belief so they can use it—that’s the distinction you might not be tracking here. The whole thing with governmentality is that forms of governance change as conditions change. The US can easily transition into some manner of open authoritarianism as conditions change and probably will once global warming takes off. The whole paper reads like the authors started out wanting a political theory of ufos and used Foucault instrumentally as he fit their desires. You’ll get no argument from him that government has to look like C20 bourgeois democracies or that there can’t be continuity between elections as the means of legitimating government and soldiers with guns doing it. He lived through such a transition. I AM GRANDO has issued a correction as of 19:02 on Jun 6, 2021 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Then why did the US encourage belief that ufos are spaceships from other civilizations so intensively after World War II? Why publicize things like the Roswell “crash” and establish things like Blue Book, which take as their premise that anything unfamiliar in the sky could be a spaceship and must then be proven not to be? You can write that off as legitimate fear that the Nazis actually created some of the poo poo everyone thought they may have. Surveillance was primitive, no one trusted anyone, and we'd just invented a bomb that could destroy cities. Took a little while to put things back together and clamp down unrelated (or maybe related? who knows) https://twitter.com/Marinetimes/status/1401600451976511489?s=20
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:02 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:You can write that off as legitimate fear that the Nazis actually created some of the poo poo everyone thought they may have. Surveillance was primitive, no one trusted anyone, and we'd just invented a bomb that could destroy cities. The US never had an accurate understanding of Soviet capabilities. They spent 50 years expecting space-based weapons and a devastating first nuclear strike that was never a real possibility. MKULTRA came about because they thought the soviets could already do mind control and psychic powers.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:08 |
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Hodgepodge posted:im feeling a 'harmonic convergence'- of this + goatse yeah it's the gang tag, it's definitely goatse lmao
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:13 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:The US never had an accurate understanding of Soviet capabilities. They spent 50 years expecting space-based weapons and a devastating first nuclear strike that was never a real possibility. MKULTRA came about because they thought the soviets could already do mind control and psychic powers. uh im p sure the soviets did in fact have working icbms if you launch them first, and the other side has no counter measures, thats a devastating first strike... gaslighting ourselves into the rest of that zanyness is pretty lol tho
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:16 |
im sorry I'm the source of covid and the entry/exit point for aliens
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:16 |
Google Butt posted:im sorry I'm the source of covid and the entry/exit point for aliens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7lRV1VHv1g
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:19 |
the soviets studied ufo using "biolocation", an intuitive science thats basically dowsing for biological energy fields. we need to import this field of study so that, while wandering around my neighborhood holding my tiny stick and lookin for saucers, i can assure everyone im legitimate (bonafide)
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:20 |
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The Protagonist posted:uh im p sure the soviets did in fact have working icbms The CIA thought that the Soviet Union was willing to endure a retaliatory strike because they tried to build enough bomb shelters for everyone in the country, which the capitalists of the US couldn’t understand as anything other than an attempt to persevere through a retaliatory strike, not being capable of imagining that another country would actually just want to save as many people as possible if they were hit, which is what was actually the case.
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:20 |
https://youtube.com/shorts/n4r_Dz_lJS4?feature=share
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:23 |
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no ring 5/10 ftl fml
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:39 |
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Bideo James posted:no ring 5/10 ftl fml what are you talking about that IS the ring, the whole thing is the ring! its missing everything else
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:50 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 10:56 |
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imagine spacetime like goatse the outer ring (or the o ring) is space, our way across the universe are the fingers of the man, our craft is the ring on his hand (the h ring). theoretically we could move this ring to any finger on the hands of the man, and traverse the ring of the universe
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 19:55 |