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Azathoth posted:lol that you are so scared of being wrong that you can't not post here. i get that it's scary that you might not understand the world as well as you think you do, but come and sit in the mystery with us for a while, it might actually make you less dull he's quoting dnd so, like, you're not wrong, but instead it's dnd posters
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Jun 7, 2021 00:54
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since it was fun talking to emptyquoted d&d posts i hope some d&d folks will chill a bit and come discuss how many dicks we hope aliens could have
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Jun 7, 2021 00:54
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reading Mirage Men, and it rocks. CIA in the 50's were like, "Man, we have no loving clue what these things are, but what we do know is they can be weaponized for psychological warfare purposes." so, UFO's real, no idea what they are, but could be deployed in media for fun and exciting ways of loving with the population or rooting out potential spies. also, there was literally a point where Air Force denial was actually getting in the way of the Air Force investigating and identifying potential terrestrial threats, such as from the Soviet Union, which reminds me of some of the arguments being thrown around in this thread as to why they've started up the UFO media blitz again. Now the classic Roswell-style aliens poo poo? THAT's a psyop, but it doesn't change the fact that UFO's are real and loving weird, man. well except the ones that were actually just like U2 spy plane sightings or whatever, but they convinced entire generations to look to the skies so it's no surprise those got spotted and misidentified.
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Jun 7, 2021 00:56
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an alien that is nothing but cocks was once called "hentai," but now they are known as our beloved brothers from the phallus maximus system
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Jun 7, 2021 00:58
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Hodgepodge posted:since it was fun talking to emptyquoted d&d posts i hope some d&d folks will chill a bit and come discuss how many dicks we hope aliens could have No they can stay there, the last d&d poster in here decided they were being gaslit by regular-rear end conversation
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Jun 7, 2021 00:58
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Log082 posted:he's quoting dnd oh that's a lot less fun
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Jun 7, 2021 00:59
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They are either going to be completely weirded out by our sex stuff or totally into it and ready to deploy their ovipositors or whatever
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Jun 7, 2021 00:59
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WEH posted:No they can stay there, the last d&d poster in here decided they were being gaslit by regular-rear end conversation d&d brain, you hate to see it folks. i'm hearing that there are many cases; many such cases like this one.
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Jun 7, 2021 01:01
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Inspector Hound posted:They are either going to be completely weirded out by our sex stuff or totally into it and ready to deploy their ovipositors or whatever wait- the aliens, or d&d posters? 
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Jun 7, 2021 01:03
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Hodgepodge posted:wait- the aliens, or d&d posters? I get the feeling there's not a lot of ovipositor deployment over there
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Jun 7, 2021 01:04
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Wheeee posted:I never said alien life in the universe is woo. The idea that they are here flying around in our atmosphere is. u already posted this one lol
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Jun 7, 2021 01:04
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Hodgepodge posted:since it was fun talking to emptyquoted d&d posts i hope some d&d folks will chill a bit and come discuss how many dicks we hope aliens could have
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Jun 7, 2021 01:05
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Inspector Hound posted:I get the feeling there's not a lot of ovipositor deployment over there i dunno, uptight people can be surprisingly kinky
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Jun 7, 2021 01:05
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Wheeee posted:I'm a mechanical engineer with a very good understanding of thermodynamics lol I definitely think its aliens now
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Jun 7, 2021 01:06
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Inspector Hound posted:They are either going to be completely weirded out by our sex stuff or totally into it and ready to deploy their ovipositors or whatever they probably just grow clones and think its hilarious and weird and gross how we bump our meat flaps together in order to reproduce
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Jun 7, 2021 01:07
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we keep asking "Even if aliens are real, why is earth special?" well it turns out we're unique so far in the galaxy because we'll gently caress ANYTHING. the aliens have been holding off on contact until their society was ready for us to be around, 100% always down to gently caress, but they've spent the last few decades getting there and now they're ready for us. disclosure is coming soon.
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Jun 7, 2021 01:12
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Rah! posted:they probably just grow clones and think its hilarious and weird and gross how we bump our meat flaps together in order to reproduce it'd be all sorts of weird poo poo; we will listen in awe to a performance of the piscean song of spawning and wonder longingly at the remelding of the liquid ones
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Jun 7, 2021 01:15
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ah, right, they're gauging horniness
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Jun 7, 2021 01:16
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:And you may find yourself living in an emergency bivouac
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Jun 7, 2021 01:16
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:And you may find yourself living in an emergency bivouac
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Jun 7, 2021 01:17
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Victory Position posted:ah, right, they're gauging horniness yeah we were concerned about how hot things were getting on earth oh you mean climate change yeah we're really glad you gu- oh no, we mean that you're all incredibly horny and alienated and need some lovin'
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Jun 7, 2021 01:18
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Hodgepodge posted:yeah we were concerned about how hot things were getting on earth in the face of death, you still gently caress? and for nothing? even while you and your whole species dies?
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Jun 7, 2021 01:21
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Log082 posted:my favorite thing is all of the people that loudly and vehemently insist that the size of space makes it impossible for any alien spacecraft to have arrived here self replicating probes travel 20% light speed?
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Jun 7, 2021 01:21
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q: so uh, man and women, only two genders anywhere right? a: the akashic archives contain knowledge of over 10^80 distinct genders
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Jun 7, 2021 01:23
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Victory Position posted:in the face of death, you still gently caress? and for nothing? even while you and your whole species dies? tbh i think even mice do that
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Jun 7, 2021 01:24
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Ross DaouThot posted:self replicating probes travel 20% light speed? eh, we have theoretical drive designs now (mostly various nuclear engines) that could make it up to low percentages of c. If you don't like that though just tweak the numbers slightly. On a galactic scale, a few millions years isn't poo poo.
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Jun 7, 2021 01:24
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the aliens are in our neighborhood and only want hot psionic sex. your mind will literally be blown
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Jun 7, 2021 01:25
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Bullfrog posted:the aliens are in our neighborhood and only want hot psionic sex. your mind will literally be blown the truth of the mind layers was too spicy for gygax to reveal so he changed them a bit
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Jun 7, 2021 01:27
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me and Bigfoot are gonna gently caress the aliens
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Jun 7, 2021 01:29
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it's extremely funny to me that we have official records from different source and different countries corroborating that we have seen objects defying the laws of physics as we know it, and yet you have self proclaimed "scientists" and "engineers" breaking down the walls sweating angrily at the possibility of people excited to do science and research something new and unknown. let's research this and find out what the phenomena is.
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Jun 7, 2021 01:29
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Popoto posted:it's extremely funny to me that we have official records from different source and different countries corroborating that we have seen objects defying the laws of physics as we know it, and yet you have self proclaimed "scientists" and "engineers" breaking down the walls sweating angrily at the possibility of people excited to do science and research something new and unknown. let's research this and find out what the phenomena is. yeah, like even if you get worked up about the most mainstream possible science you're at least looking at a big increase in funding for research into exotic atmospheric weather phenomena
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Jun 7, 2021 01:33
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Ross DaouThot posted:self replicating probes travel 20% light speed? totally doable with hypothetical drives of various sorts but my favorite interstellar probe system proposal uses a huge local laser battery to accelerate super low mass lightsail probes up to ~90% of the speed of light, with just a few minutes impulse!! we could send out hundreds a day in all directions if we felt so inclined... granted, once they arrive there's only gonna be a few hours transit time to take any data, but hey it's a workable idea. probably our most feasible one currently
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Jun 7, 2021 01:33
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We are extraordinarily special, generating intense interest and ongoing observation from dozens of civilizations as humanity shatters the existing galactic scientific consensus on the lowest possible level of intelligence required to develop technology
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Jun 7, 2021 01:35
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Popoto posted:it's extremely funny to me that we have official records from different source and different countries corroborating that we have seen objects defying the laws of physics as we know it, and yet you have self proclaimed "scientists" and "engineers" breaking down the walls sweating angrily at the possibility of people excited to do science and research something new and unknown. let's research this and find out what the phenomena is. they wont until whatever is going on boops them on the nose
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Jun 7, 2021 01:37
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Wheeee posted:We are extraordinarily special, generating intense interest and ongoing observation from dozens of civilizations as humanity shatters the existing galactic scientific consensus on the lowest possible level of intelligence required to develop technology
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Jun 7, 2021 01:38
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Wheeee posted:We are extraordinarily special, generating intense interest and ongoing observation from dozens of civilizations as humanity shatters the existing galactic scientific consensus on the lowest possible level of intelligence required to develop technology okay u found a good one
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Jun 7, 2021 01:38
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hey zorlax, the piss apes figured out how to make nukes lol
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Jun 7, 2021 01:40
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Wheeee posted:We are extraordinarily special, generating intense interest and ongoing observation from dozens of civilizations as humanity shatters the existing galactic scientific consensus on the lowest possible level of intelligence required to develop technology i mean, that's a given.
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Jun 7, 2021 01:43
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Wheeee posted:We are extraordinarily special, generating intense interest and ongoing observation from dozens of civilizations as humanity shatters the existing galactic scientific consensus on the lowest possible level of intelligence required to develop technology no, the Fahahfqri of the Taurus Nebulum have you beat there too. Humanity only excels in tightening screws
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Jun 7, 2021 01:50
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The aliens buzzing sensitive military groups are conducting the equivalent of the Disney filmmakers driving the lemmings over a cliff to film them owning themselves
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